Tsunami: We were dared to make mom mad?

Winter: Yep.

Turtle: Do you want us to have a death wish?

Winter: C'mon, your mom can't be any crazier than mine.

Tsunami: You fool...

Winter: It's just one dare, don't be a bunch of babies.

Tsunami: Fine! But you owe us! Let's go, Turtle.

Turtle: Oh moons...

*The two entered the throne room, where they confronted Queen Coral*

Coral: Oh, hey kids! What can do for you?

Tsunami & Turtle: ...

Coral: Don't just stand there, speak up.

Tsunami: Uh, Mom....your harnesses are stupid.

Coral: ...

Coral: Haha! Yes, they do look silly, but they're for your safety, and that's more important to me.

Turtle: Well...you're a tyrant.

Coral: Aren't we all? Sometimes royalty gets to a queen, but I'll be sure to stay true. Anything else, dears?

Tsunami: *whispers to Turtle* Now what?

Turtle: *whispers back* I didn't want to do this...

Turtle: Mom! Tsunami and I read your latest scroll.

Coral: Ooh! What did you think of it?

Turtle: If I'm being honest....it was mediocre.

Coral: ...

Coral: WHAT THE SHIT DID YOU JUST SAY?

Tsunami: Oh no...

Coral: I worked teeth and bone on that scroll! And you came in here with your half-ass opinion! Who do think you are!?

Turtle: But, mother--

Coral: No buts! I went through the labor of pushing your egg out of my ASS! The least I can get is respect!

Tsunami: But--

Coral: What. Did. I. Say?

Coral: I am so mad! I'm going to devour everything in the cafeteria, and hope to god that I fall into a coma and forget that I ever conceived you rotten ungrateful fuck nuggets!

Turtle: Mother, please--

Coral: *demonic shrieking*

Winter: Well, shit. Their mom's crazy as hell.