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Dare #145

*Winter taking a nap, when he slowly woke up*

Winter: *yawn!*

Winter: Man, that was a good nap...

Winter: ...

Winter: Wait, where the hell am I?

*He realises that he was in a unrecognizable room*

Winter: What the--

*He then looked down at himself*

Winter: WHAT THE SHIT!?

*Winter was trapped in Peacemaker's body!*

Winter: What's happening!?

*Winter ran for the door, and couldn't reach for the doorknob*

Winter: Curse my teeny weeny body!

*Suddenly, the door slowly opened, and in came Hope*

Hope: Aww! Trying to reach the doorknob, again?

Winter: Listen, lady! I have at least 4% of IceWing rage left in this infant carcass. You better tell what's happening, or so help me--

Hope: AAAHHHH--!

Meanwhile:

Kinkajou: So, you enchanted Peacemaker and Winter to switch bodies?

Turtle: Pretty much.

*Peacemaker is busy inspecting himself, in Winter's body*

Peacemaker: Feels weird. But at least I'm not being force fed baby food.

Turtle: OK, no funny business while you're like this.

Peacemaker: Will you be my slave?

Turtle: No! Stop asking me!

Peacemaker: You'll give in one day...

Dawn: *comes in* Dad! You promised me a tea party.

Peacemaker: Dear, your tea's irrelevant.

Dawn: *gasp*

Turtle: He didn't mean it, honey!

Peacemaker: No, I definitely prefer coffee.

Dawn: *sheds tears*

Turtle: Peacemaker!

Peacemaker: What?

Turtle: She's a kid! How come you don't know anything about kids, you were one!

Peacemaker: Dude, for three months, I just kept repeating I like strawberries, and they believed that shit.

Dawn: Peacemaker?

Peacemaker: Yes, it's me.

Dawn: How come you're in dad's body?

Peacemaker: It's an odd story--

*Hope suddenly bursts in, with Winter in a baby harness strapped to her chest*

Winter: *points at Peace* YOU!

Peacemaker: Oh sh--

Hope: Can someone tell me why an angry IceWing is trapped in my son's body?

Turtle: Uh, that'll be my bad.

Winter: Turtle, I will rip your face off as much as my toothpick claws can allow!

Hope: How do we fix this?

Turtle: Easy, there's a bracelet on each of them, and that's where the magic is being held.

Peacemaker: As if I'm going back into that tiny container.

Hope: Did you just speak a complete sentence?

Peacemaker: I mean-- I like strawberries.

Hope: Aww! It's kinda weird hearing it out of an almost fully grown dragon, though.

Winter: That's it! I'm coming over there!

*After struggling, Winter crawled out of the harness. However, he only fell hard onto the floor as result*

Winter: ...

Everyone: ...

Winter: wah...wah...WAAAAHH!! *😭*

Hope: Oh no! Poor thing! *picks Winter up and cuddles him*

Peacemaker: ....dammit, I already miss that.

Later:

Turtle: Good news! Peacemaker agreed to take the bracelet off, and him and Winter are back to normal.

Winter: On one condition...

Peacemaker: Oh, waiter!

*Winter is wearing a tuxedo, serving Dawn and Peacemaker as they had a tea party*

Peacemaker: I would like some more coffee.

Winter: Coffee will ruin your system, you little shit biscuit!

Dawn: Dad! Be nice to my friend!

Winter: *grits teeth* Of course... I'll get your coffee *walks off*

Turtle: It's nice that you're doing this, Winter.

Winter: I guess so, now where do we keep the rat poison?

Turtle: Winter!



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