Turtle: Winter, can you wear this earring?

Winter: ...

Winter: Fuck no. You probably put some weird enchantment shit on it.

Turtle: ....you know what, I don't want you to wear it.

Winter: What the fuck did you just say? You can't tell me what to do! *snatches earring*

Turtle Thinking: Oh, I'm gonna regret this...

Later:

Qibli: Hey, Winter...why is it dark in your room?

*turns on lights, revealing Winter. Winter was surrounded by Peppa Pig merchandise, and he was wearing fake pig ears and a piggy nose*

Winter: Greetings...

Qibli: Oh...fuck..

Winter: Welcome to my shrine, where I worship the queen.

Qibli: Winter, I'm regretting marrying you.

Winter: Qibli! *leans in closer to his face* Don't fight it, she calls you....jump into the muddy puddles, and you'll be reborn.

Qibli: Uh, Winter--

Winter: REBORN, I SAY!

Qibli: Winter, what kind of fucked up candy did you consume?

Winter: I don't know...suddenly I felt librated after taking an earring from Turtle.

Qibli: Turtle?...an earring?

Qibli: Excuse me *leaves*

Later:

*Qibli was having a nice chat with Turtle*

Turtle: AAAHHHH!

Qibli: What the fuck did you do!?

Turtle: It was a dare, I'm sorry! Please stop! It hurts!

Qibli: How do I fix Winter?

Turtle: Just take the earring off! The pain! Stop!

Qibli: Fine. I'll stop...

*Qibli releases Turtle's ear*

Qibli: Sorry, for pinching your ear so hard.

Turtle: It's fine.

Later:

Qibli: Oh my god.

*in the middle of the room, was golden statue of Peppa Pig*

Winter: Look! I made a tribute!

*Qibli walks up to Winter, rips off the earring*

Winter: *demonic screaming*

Qibli: Oops! Might've ripped of a bit of your ear. Sorry!

Winter: What the fuck happened-- *sees statue*

Winter: Why is Satan in my room?

Qibli: That's a story for another time.