Kinkajou: Winter, what are you reading?

Winter: Non of your business.

Kinkajou: Is that Pokemon fanfiction? Ash x Serena?

Winter: I was dared to!

Kinkajou: Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with reading fics.

Winter: Well, thank you for understanding.

Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: Though, I personally think of myself as a Ash x Misty fan.

Winter: *le gasp*

Kinkajou: What?

Winter: How. Dare. You.

Kinkajou: I thought you'd like Misty, she's a Tsundere like you.

Winter: I don't know what that means! Also, Serena and Ash were childhood friends.

Kinkajou: But! Misty was with Ash from the start. Don't start with me about relationships, Frosty, you know nothing about them.

Winter: Well, they did kiss.

Kinkajou: Curse the revolting thing that is canon!

Moonwatcher: What's going on?

Qibli: Oh no, it's a shipping war.

Turtle: Why are they taking ships so seriously? They're only fictional characters. Shipping should be fun, for example: I'm a Ash x Pikachu fan.

Kinkajou and Winter: *LE GASP*

Winter: What the hell did you just say, Turtle?

Kinkajou: I hate to agree with Winter, but, WHAT THE HELL, TURTLE?

Qibli: Turtle, save yourself.

Turtle: B-but it's a crack ship! It's supposed to be a joke--

Qibli: They'll kill you anyway.