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Dare #139

Winter: So, last night I dreamt of potatoes in dresses.

Qibli: ...and?

Winter: I don't fucking know! There's weird shit going on in my head right now!

Qibli: OK, I'm not a therapist, but I can relate to post potato nightmares.

Winter: What about the dresses?

Qibli: What colour were the dresses?

Winter: I dunno, pink?

Qibli: Pink? I always thought potatoes were autumn.

Winter: Does it fucking matter?

Qibli: Well, I would like to know if these potatoes were dressed to impressed.

Winter: Qibli, stop. We're absorbing the complete fuckery of my dream, by discussing potatoes in dresses.

Qibli: Well, at least us talking about potatoes is the only weird stuff that's happening.

Winter: Yeah.

*suddenly, a black hole appears sucks up*

Winter: What the--!?

Qibli: Help!

Winter: Don't worry! I got you!

*Winter grabbed him, and both ended up getting sucked in*

*a second later, they are thrown into the world of Peppa Pig*

Winter: What the everloving--

Qibli: Hey! This place doesn't look too bad.

*George then walked by, and smiled up at them*

George: dinosaur.

Qibli: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT!?

Winter: It's an abomination! Why is it's mouth and eyes on the side of it's head!?

Qibli: Arrgh! I can't-- I'm gonna throw up! Winter, get rid of it!

Winter: Got it!

*Winter dropped kicked George down the hill*

Qibli: Phew!

Winter: Now, let's get out--

???: Hey, guys!

Qibli: Kinkajou!?

*Kinkajou is wearing a red dress, with fake piggy nose and ears*

Winter: What happened to you?

Kinkajou: Turtle enchanted me into this wonderful land! Would you like to join me to splash in some muddy puddles?

Winter: Ew, no way.

Kinkajou: Join me, Winter.

Winter: Arrgh...

*Kinkajou creeps forward*

Kinkajou: Join me. Join me.

Winter: Qibli, help me!

Qibli: I can't do that, Winter...

*Winter turned to him*

Winter: No...

Qibli: As you can see, I am now a potato...in a pink dress.

Winter: Nooooo!

Qibli: I know! Everyone knows I'm a summer.

Winter: NOOOOOOO--

*Winter wakes up from his nap. He had a packet of potato chips in his talon, while the other held Dawn's pink dressed he promised to sew*

Winter: ...

Winter: *throws potato chips* EVIL!



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