*In the big hall of Jade Mountain Academy, the queens of all tribes were gathered around*

Ruby: Why are we here?

Coral: I don't know, and I was just in the middle of writing my scroll!

Glory: Everyone relax, I'm sure it's something important.

Ruby: How would you know, RainWing?

Glory: Bitch, I run two tribes, don't test me.

Thorn: Guys, no fighting!

Moorhen: Listen to Thorn, maybe Glory-

*suddenly the lights go out, and suddenly a spotlight went on, and revealed Winter. Winter was in a tuxedo, with a red rose in his talon*

Snowfall: Huh?

Winter: Oh, Queens of Pyrrhia, will you do me the honour...

*Winter falls to his knees*

Winter: ....AND MARRY ME?

Queens: ...

Ruby: What the fuck?

Coral: No way in hell, dear.

Thorn: Uh...points for effort?

Glory: I have Deathy, so no thanks.

Snowfall: Dude, I'm your cousin.

Moorhen: ...

Moorhen: Sure, why not?

Winter: wut?

*Moorhen walks over, and scoops Winter in a bridal style*

Moorhen: I'm just warning you, I share my room with my four other siblings.

Winter: Wait--

Snowfall: Moorhen! Are you serious!?

Moorhen: I'll be sure to invite you to the wedding, fam!

Later:

Kinkajou: Qibli.

Qibli: Yes?

Kinkajou: Winter did a stupid, again.

Qibli: *sigh* What now?

Kinkajou: Apparently, he's getting married to Queen Moorhen, and we're invited to the ceremony.

Qibli: *facepalms*

Kinkajou: Ooh! There's going to be a buffet!