*as a result of a dare, Winter is now transported to classroom 1A*

Winter: OK, if I'm going to stay here, there's going to be a set of rules. First rule: no questions.

Kaminari: But--

Winter: No.

Kaminari: But I just have--

Winter: No! That's your first strike, Calamari.

Kaminari: It's Kam--

Mina: Oh, Winter! I know you said no questions, but I just have one.

Winter: I'll allow it.

Kaminari: What!

Mina: Why are you sitting on Mineta?

Winter: This is for the best, trust me.

Mineta: *muffled screaming*

Tsuyu: I don't think our teacher will be happy you're here. Ribbet!

Winter: Ha! He won't even know--

*Mr Aizawa walks in*

Aizawa: OK, class, today we will be--

*notices Winter in the center of the classroom*

Aizawa: What the hell is happening here?

Winter: Uh, pay no attention to me, I'm merely your average gecko.

Aizawa: For some reason, I have a hard time believing that. I need you to get out of my classroom, or I'll have to force you out.

Winter: You can try.

Deku: Winter, I really think it's a bad idea to provoke him--

Winter: Come on! No way I'm backing down from a challenge!

Kirishima: So manly...

Aizawa: That was your last chance...

Winter: And what are you going to? You dried eyed hobo motherfu--

*Aizawa trapped him in his scarves*

Winter: Fuck!

Aizawa: I'll be right back, class *proceeds to drag Winter out of the room*

Bakugou: Winter's gone, but the grape ain't moving. Is he dead?

Kaminari: Let me check *pokes Mineta*

Mineta: *inhale!*

Kaminari: He's alive.

Bakugou: Fuck!