Dare #111
Qibli: OK, I know now that girl is really Winter. Surprisingly, it doesn't feel like anything changed.
*Winter suddenly stomped in*
Qibli: Hey, Winter--!
Winter: SHUT UP, YOU DESERT DWELLER!
Qibli: ...good morning.
Winter: What's good about it? I had to feed the kids, because your lazy ass couldn't leave the bed for FIVE MINUTES! And I had to give Starskipper a bath, and heaven's forbid, that girl would sit still!
Winter: When. Can. I. Get. A. BREAK?
Qibli: No one's stopping you from taking--
Winter: Oh! Does that mean no one's stopping me from raising the kids and actually caring about this household? You think you can tell me what to do?
Qibli: Uh...
Winter: Answer me!
Qibli: Well--
Winter: Stop talking!
Winter: ...
Winter: *bursts into tears* I just want a hug!
Qibli: Well, OK *reaches for her*
Winter: Don't touch me.
Qibli: *pulls back, a little scared*
Later:
Qibli: I don't know what's wrong! First, Winter's being emotional, now she's eating everything in sight.
Moonwatcher: It's pretty obvious, Qibli.
Qibli: What is?
Moonwatcher: It's that time of the month.
Qibli: What?
Moonwatcher: Winter's on her--
Qibli: *covers ears* LALALALALA! NOT LISTENING!
Moonwatcher: *sigh*
Qibli: So, what am I suppose to do about it?
Moonwatcher: Try to sympathize with her, she's in pain.
Qibli: Oh...okay.
Moonwatcher: And you better do it now, be because she's right there.
Winter: *approaches them* What are you losers doing?
Qibli: Winter...I know what's happening with you.
Winter: Oh no.
Qibli: I know it's personal, since it's your body and all. But, just know, I'm here for you.
Winter: So, you know...
Qibli: *nods* Yes.
Winter: That I'm pregnant?
Qibli: .........................................huh?
Winter: I'm pregnant! I know I should've told you sooner!
Qibli: Wait! Are you serious right now? Another dragonet!?
Winter: .....No! I'm just messing with you! I just have my period! Hahaha! Should've seen your face!
Winter: Yer dumb fuck.
Qibli: *😦*
Winter: Anyway, I'm going to eat every cracker in sight. Bye! *leaves*
Moonwatcher: Well, that was sad.
Qibli: Why...?
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