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Dare #111

Qibli: OK, I know now that girl is really Winter. Surprisingly, it doesn't feel like anything changed.

*Winter suddenly stomped in*

Qibli: Hey, Winter--!

Winter: SHUT UP, YOU DESERT DWELLER!

Qibli: ...good morning.

Winter: What's good about it? I had to feed the kids, because your lazy ass couldn't leave the bed for FIVE MINUTES! And I had to give Starskipper a bath, and heaven's forbid, that girl would sit still!

Winter: When. Can. I. Get. A. BREAK?

Qibli: No one's stopping you from taking--

Winter: Oh! Does that mean no one's stopping me from raising the kids and actually caring about this household? You think you can tell me what to do?

Qibli: Uh...

Winter: Answer me!

Qibli: Well--

Winter: Stop talking!

Winter: ...

Winter: *bursts into tears* I just want a hug!

Qibli: Well, OK *reaches for her*

Winter: Don't touch me.

Qibli: *pulls back, a little scared*

Later:

Qibli: I don't know what's wrong! First, Winter's being emotional, now she's eating everything in sight.

Moonwatcher: It's pretty obvious, Qibli.

Qibli: What is?

Moonwatcher: It's that time of the month.

Qibli: What?

Moonwatcher: Winter's on her--

Qibli: *covers ears* LALALALALA! NOT LISTENING!

Moonwatcher: *sigh*

Qibli: So, what am I suppose to do about it?

Moonwatcher: Try to sympathize with her, she's in pain.

Qibli: Oh...okay.

Moonwatcher: And you better do it now, be because she's right there.

Winter: *approaches them* What are you losers doing?

Qibli: Winter...I know what's happening with you.

Winter: Oh no.

Qibli: I know it's personal, since it's your body and all. But, just know, I'm here for you.

Winter: So, you know...

Qibli: *nods* Yes.

Winter: That I'm pregnant?

Qibli: .........................................huh?

Winter: I'm pregnant! I know I should've told you sooner!

Qibli: Wait! Are you serious right now? Another dragonet!?

Winter: .....No! I'm just messing with you! I just have my period! Hahaha! Should've seen your face!

Winter: Yer dumb fuck.

Qibli: *😦*

Winter: Anyway, I'm going to eat every cracker in sight. Bye! *leaves*

Moonwatcher: Well, that was sad.

Qibli: Why...?











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