Winter: Turtle!

Turtle: Yes, Winter?

Winter: I have a important task for you.

Turtle: Please tell me it doesn't include my animus--

Winter: It includes your animus powers.

Turtle: Goddammit.

Winter: Turtle, I need you to make me a woman.

Turtle: .....come again?

Winter: I was dared to become a woman, and you better keep my beauty!

Turtle: Yeah...I don't--

Winter: I'll stop calling you Tuna Fish.

Turtle: OK, we have a deal.

*Turtle walked around his room, as though searching for something. He finally found what he was looking for, and pulled out a jewel necklace. He quickly enchanted it, and gave it to Winter*

Turtle: There you go.

Winter: OK, here goes nothing *puts on necklace*

*Winter feels a slight tingle, before it disappeared. He looked at Turtle, and saw a surprised expression on the SeaWing's face*

Turtle: Wow...

Winter: What? What's wrong?

Turtle: Uh...nothing, it's just--

Winter: Nevermind. I don't feel any different, but oh my god! Is that my voice, it's like I breathed in helium.

Turtle: ...

Winter: Anyway, I still have a week of this, so I better get use to it. Bye, Turtle *leaves*

Turtle: ...what have I unleashed on this world?

Later:

*Winter is walking down the halls, and suddenly realized something*

Winter: Why is everyone fucking starring at me? Haven't they ever seen a female IceWing before?

*Winter then bumped into someone, and that someone happened to be Flame*

Flame: Hey! Watch where you...

Winter: Don't fucking talk to me, asshole! Jeez, what's your problem? *pushes past him*

Flame: ...oh my god *blushes*

Anemone: What are you blushing about, moron?

Flame: Anemone, look at that IceWing girl.

Anemone: What does that have to-- HOLY MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN, SHE'S GORGEOUS!

Flame: I know right, I don't usually go for IceWings, but damn!

Anemone: *sigh* Just when Tamarin and I broke up, of course she had to stumble in my life.

Flame: You and Tamarin were never together--

Anemone: Sshhh! Well, I might as well introduce myself to her, if you know what I mean *wink wink*

Flame: No fair! I saw her first!

Anemone: We'll let her choose then. Let the biggest flirt win!

Flame: You're on!

*Winter was about to take a turn, when she was interrupted by Anemone and Flame*

Flame: *clears throat* Hey, I never seen you here, you new?

Winter: Yes, my name is...Jewel

Flame: What--

Anemone: What a beautiful name!

Flame: *whispers* Fish breath, it was my turn!

Anemone: *whispers* We agreed 10 seconds each.

Anemone: Jewel, I just love your necklace! It really matches your eyes!

Winter: Uh...thank you.

Anemone: If you want more necklaces, I can give you more, since I'm a princess and all, but my tender heart can't resist a pretty face.

Flame: Uh...Hey! Jewel! You want to see me bench press a boulder?

Winter: What?

Flame: I can bench press you, if you like *winks at her*

Anemone: *glares at Flame* How undignified!

Flame: Well, at least, I'm not bribing her!

Anemone: *gasp* How dare you! *slaps him with a dollar*

Flame: ....That didn't even fucking hurt!

*Flame and Anemone argue, Qibli walked in*

Qibli: What's going on here?

Winter: Qibli! Thank moons! *embraces him*

Qibli: ...

Winter: Qibli?

*Qibli pulls a spray bottle on Winter, and sprays water on her*

Qibli: Back, temptress!

Winter: Are you fucking serious!

Qibli: Begone thot! I married!