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Dare #109

*Winter is reading the library, when--

Qibli: *moan!*

Winter: Da fuck?

*Qibli came in, wearing detailed zombie make-up*

Qibli: Brains! I want your brains....but you don't have any *laughs*

Winter: Qibli, what is this crap?

Qibli: I was dared to be a zombie, and right this moment, I'm going to scare everyone in Jade Mountain Academy.

Winter: *pfft!* With that horrible disguise? I don't think so.

Qibli: Just watch me, my frosted flake.

Winter: Frosted what?

Qibli: I'm going terrorize the halls! MWAHAHAHA!

Winter: Mother was right, I should've married a doctor.

Later:

*in the halls of the Academy*

Tsunami: Ahh, What a beautiful day.

Qibli: *moan*

*Qibli limps forward, in his zombie disguise. He moans and snaps his jaws, earning confused glances from the students*

Tsunami: Holy shitballs! A zombie!

*Tsunami sprints towards the library, where she runs into her friends*

Tsunami: Guys! We are in deep shit! I repeat: we are in deep shit!

Clay: Tsunami, calm down. What is it?

Tsunami: A zombie! In the halls!

Starflight: *sigh* You reacted this way twice already, both times being unnecessary.

Tsunami: I'm not overreacting! Please, help me!

Sunny: I don't know...

Tsunami: *baby seal eyes*

Clay: ....OK.

Starflight: Wait!? Why? What did she do?

Sunny: She used baby seal eyes.

Starflight: Oh...understandable.

A while later:

Kinkajou: What is he doing?

Turtle: I have no fucking clue.

*They both stared at Qibli, as he continued to harass students*

Qibli: Brains...

Anemone: No way! Bitch slap!

*slaps Qibli*

Qibli: Ow!

Tsunami: Stop terrorizing our students, you monster!

*the Dragonets of Destiny confronted Qibli*

Starflight: So, what's the plan?

Tsunami: You are.

Starflight: What--

*Tsunami picks him up and throws him at Qibli*

Starflight: AHHHHH! *lands on Qibli*

Tsunami: Yes! Take that....wait *looks closer at Qibli*

Tsunami: Hey, Qibli! I didn't know that it was you!

Qibli: *😵*

Tsunami: Well, that was a misunderstanding. At least, no one got hurt.

Starflight: YOU FUCKING THREW ME!

Tsunami: Stop living in the past, Star.




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