Turtle: Hey...Winter?

Winter: What is it, Turtle?

Turtle: I have a gift for you.

Winter: Well, in that case: Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie!

Turtle: OK, OK.

*Turtle hands him an object, that he recently hid behind his back. Winter looked down at it, and saw that it was fur scarf*

Winter: Really? How tacky do you think I am?

Turtle: Uh, but--

Winter: Whatever, you're lucky I look good in anything. *wears scarf*

Winter: It's decent-- Ah! What the fuck!

*Winter suddenly started to shrink, and greww white fur over his scales. Finally, when the transformation was complete, Winter now a ferret, his fur scarf receded with the rest of his pelt*

Winter: *ferret curses*

Turtle: I'm sorry! It was a dare! Here, let's take you to the others.

*Turtle was about pick him up, when out of nowhere, Winter sprinted away down the hall*

Turtle: Wait! Come back! *chases after him*

Later:

*Ferret Winter had lost Turtle on his trial, and was about to escape to his room, when he was suddenly grabbed by talons!*

Flame: What's this? A snack?

Winter: *eep!*

Flame: Well, don't mind if I do... *opens his jaw, revealing sharp teeth*

Kinkajou: RainWing Punch!

*Kinkajou arrives and punches Flame in the face, causing him to drop Winter*

Flame: Fuck! What's your problem?

Kinkajou: Listen, you hot bad boy stereotype, don't randomly decide to eat cute animals.

Flame: *scoff* And you're going to stop me?

Kinkajou: Fool, I defeated a god with a strawberry. What do think Imma' do to you?

Flame: Uh...

Kinkajou: Exactly, I'm unpredictable. Now, scram!

Flame: Fine! I wasn't hungry anyway *leaves*

Kinkajou: *looks at ferret* Aww! It's OK, you're safe now.

*Kinkajou picks up Winter*

Winter: *demonic hissing*

Kinkajou: Hey! What's up with you-- *pauses*

Kinkajou: Wait...Winter?

Winter: *surprised*

Kinkajou: Don't be surprised, I recognize your grumpy expression anywhere.

Kinkajou: What happened? Did some animus come to you and Draco Malfoy-ed you?

Winter: *nods*

Kinkajou: Oh my moons, this is terrible... Yet amazing!

Winter: *squeak?*

Kinkajou: Don't worry, we'll fix you up later. But, I can't pass up this opportunity to mess with you.

Winter: *SQUEAK!*

*Kinkajou started to spin around with him*

Kinkajou: Yay! Imma' put you in a pretty dress, and give you make-up, and call you Princess Flurry Cakes!

Winter: *deceased*

Later:

Turtle: Where is he!?

Qibli: Turtle, who are you looking for?

Turtle: I don't know how to explain this...BUT I TURNED WINTER INTO A FERRET, AND HE RAN AWAY, NOW I CAN'T FIND HIM!

Turtle: OK, maybe I did know how to explain it.

Moonwatcher: What! Turtle, he could get eaten here!

Turtle: I know!

Qibli: OK, let's think positively. Maybe, Winter's careful. Turtle, how long does this enchantment last?

Turtle: About half an hour.

Qibli: Good, we just have to wait until then--

Winter: TURTLE!

Qibli: Or, way earlier.

Turtle: *eep!*

*Winter stomped in, sparkly make-up on his face, a tiny pink dress trapped around his neck, and a miniature tiara on his head*

Kinkajou: *walks in* Winter! I wasn't done with your make-up!

Winter: Turtle, I'm going to fucking kill you!

Turtle: Now, it's my turn to run *and ran he did*

Winter: Kinkajou, take your shit *rips off dress and wipes off make-up*

Kinkajou: What about the tiara.

Winter: No, I'm keeping that.

Kinkajou: Why?

Winter: Cuz' I'm the bitch.

Kinkajou: ...what--

Winter: Bitches end and start with me, Kinkajou. And I need a crown to warn off other bitches from my rightful throne, because I am the bitchiest of them all.

Kinkajou: ...

Winter: Anyway-- TURTLE, GET BACK HERE SO I CAN STUFF YOUR GILLS WITH FROST!