Dare #103
Qibli: OK, guys! It's time for a Try Not To Laugh challenge!
Kinkajou: Ooh!
Winter: You guys are going to suck at this.
Turtle: And why is that?
Winter: Because you weaklings laugh at every damn thing.
Kinkajou: Not true!
Winter: ...
Winter: Sloths with silly hats.
Kinkajou: Hahaha!
Winter: See what I mean?
Moonwatcher: C'mon, you don't have a funny bone, Winter?
Winter: Moon, I have lost the ability to feel joy a long time ago.
Moonwatcher: ....I somehow believe that.
Qibli: Enough! Let's start, and see who has the most iron will.
Later:
Kinkajou: Can't wait! *sips smoothie*
Turtle: Are you sure it's a good idea to drink anything?
Kinkajou: I'll be fine.
*the first video plays, and everyone's watching intently*
Kinkajou: *sips smoothie* It doesn't seem that funny, this is going to be a breeze--
*video noises*
Kinkajou: Pfft! *sprays smoothie from her snout, showering everyone around her*
Winter: What the hell!?
Moonwatcher: Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: HAHAHAHAHA! Ow, my nose stings...
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Qibli: I... won't laugh... *covers his mouth*
Turtle: Me either...
Winter: Just face it, you're both going to choke.
Qibli: No I'm-- *pfft!* I...can.. can't..I CAN'T DO THIS!
*Qibli quickly sprints out*
Moonwatcher: Where he going?
Winter: Just wait--
Qibli: HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!
Turtle: How come I'm still hearing him when he's outside?
Winter: He has a gift.
Moonwatcher: Well, I guess that makes three of us--
*more video sounds*
Moonwatcher: *aggressive snorting*
Winter: What is that demon incantation coming out her mouth?
Turtle: I think it's...laughter?
Moonwatcher: *snorting intensifies*
Winter: Those sounds you are making....DESIST!
Turtle: Hehe-- *covers his mouth*
*Winter glares at him*
Turtle: That wasn't laughter! It was just a cough!
Winter: That was a weird ass cough.
Turtle: Well, I...uh.. *defeated*
Winter: I guess I win.
Moonwatcher: *more snorting*
Winter: Moon, I am concerned.
Later:
Qibli: Wow, I guess you did end up winning, Winter.
Winter: You say it like you're surprised.
Kinkajou: How do you do it, Winter?
Winter: I have strong willpower, that's how. It will take a lot to make me laugh.
*Suddenly, Starflight walked in*
Starflight: Jade Winglet? I'm sorry to intrude, but you forgot your scrolls in the library-- oh shit! *trips on his face*
Winter: ...
Winter: *WHEEZE!*
Turtle: Seriously, the first thing he laughs at is a disabled person?
Kinkajou: That's Winter for you.
Clay: *walks in* Starflight! Are you OK-- Ahh! *trips and falls on top of Star*
Starflight: Dammit! Clay!
Winter: *WHEEZE*
Moonwatcher: Even though, he's laughing at others misfortune, it's good to see Winter happy.
Qibli: Yeah...he sure been laughing for a long time. Winter, you good?
Winter: *WHEEZE* Take me to a fucking doctor *WHEEZE*
Qibli: Oh no.
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