Winter: OK, I was dared to catfish Moon.

Qibli: I'm here too.

Winter: Nobody cares! And, the reason I brought him along is--

Qibli: Cuz' you didn't want to hurt my feelings, right?

Winter: No, it's because we both know I'm not the best at talking to girls.

Qibli: OK, first, choose a profile picture.

Winter: *click*

Qibli: *sigh* An IceWing?

Winter: We were voted most handsome tribe last year!

Qibli: But don't be obvious. Choose a RainWing, she loves RainWings.

Winter: Disgusting.... alright *click*

Winter: Now it's asking for a name and special interests. I'm going to put: My name is Toad, and I can read.

Qibli: Are you serious? Toad? And how about this for special interests: I love long strolls on the beach--

Winter: Do I want to sound like an idiot?

Qibli: *scoff* But it's not like she's going to find your profile--

Winter: Oop! She found it...and she's typing!

Qibli: What is she saying?

Winter: Uh, she says: So I heard you like reading, what's your favorite scroll? Fuuuuc--

Qibli: I got this! I got this! *snatches phone from him* SandWing Succession, of course.

Winter: *snatches phone back* OK, now she says: That's great, it's always great to look at the positives at things, right?

Winter: ....Sure, but define positive.

Qibli: Dude!

Winter: What, I'm conversing *beep* She replied: Haha, you're so funny! I can think of one positive: and that's you.

Winter: Aww

Qibli: What is she saying?

Winter: She called me a positive.

Qibli: So...does that mean she likes you?

Winter: I dunno, let me just ask her: Do you like me?

Qibli: You can't just rush into that question--

Winter: And she replied: Sure.

Qibli: BETRAYAL!

Winter: Qibli, calm down!

Qibli: How can I? When my supposedly girlfriend is cheating on me!

Winter: How about this?: Toad keeps talking to her, and by the end of the week, he tells her to meet to him in private, and then we'll get the drop on her.

Qibli: And reveal her cheating ways.

Winter: OK, let's do this.

A week later:

Winter: OK, I asked her to meet me in this spot, and she agreed. You know, I saw a side of Moon I never knew existed, the upbeat and happy side.

Qibli: Don't forget the cheating side.

Winter: Oh, stop whining. Here she comes.

Moonwatcher: Toad--Winter? Qibli? I supposed to meet a RainWing here.

Qibli: I assumed you'd like that, cheater!

Moonwatcher: What are you talking about?

Qibli: Don't play games with me, temptress. You know what you did.

Moonwatcher: I'm confused.

Winter: Look, the profile was fake, I was the one texting you.

Qibli: And, I helped.

Moonwatcher: Wait, you were Toad?

Winter: Yes.

Moonwatcher: And you helped, Qibli?

Qibli: Yes.

Moonwatcher: So...I was texting to the both of you?

Qibli: ....

Winter: We didn't think this shit through.

Moonwatcher: *sigh* I also have a confession to make. Kinkajou, come out!

Kinkajou: *steps out from behind Moon* Hey.

Winter: Kinkajou?

Moonwatcher: Qibli, I wasn't cheating on you, I just wanted to make some friends. I was afraid I would mess something up, so I asked Kinkajou for help, she did most of the texting for me.

Qibli: So, all this time, Winter was texting Kinkajou.

Winter: ....

Kinkajou: Wait! The cool RainWing was Winter all along? Are you serious!

Winter: ...

Qibli: Winter?

Winter: Can I have the phone for a sec?

Qibli: OK *hands him the phone*

Winter: *throws it to the ground, and proceeds to stomp it into the dirt*

Winter: We never speak of this again. Understood?

Everyone: Agreed.