Y/N POV:

So it's been like a week since we got back to bounty hunting. We had to take on an alien that turned 80 feet tall and was destroying everything in its sight. But we managed to kill him in just a few minutes. We had some time to kill and went to get lunch, but the line was ridiculously long. Not doing that last part again. I return home through the Bounty and see Gene, Yuri, and Lucy in the living room.

Harper: Alright, we're back. We killed another evil alien guy. And it was actually kinda cool. This dude was like, giant.

Gene: Jeez, what took you so long? That was supposed to be an easy one.

Lucy: Yeah, I was worried sick.

Harper: No, it was easy. Took like 15 minutes.

Kenny: Yeah, we jsut stoped for burgers after and the line was really long. But we ain't going to places with long lines anymore.

Y/N: But aside from that, everything went smoothly.

Knifey: Yeah! And nothing goes more smoother than the blood of a freshly cut bounty. No matter how many times they beg for their life! I don't care!

Harper: Oh yeah, he did beg for his life. A lot. That sort of thing doesn't really register with me anymore. Military training, you know. Dulled my empathy levels.

Gene: I'm not even going to say anything about that. Go turn in your bounty.

Yuri turns on the TV and is shows the News Anchor.

News Anchor: In other news, it's the two year anniversary of the day a fearless Bounty Hunter teamed up with a band of brave, motley Gatlians to take down the entire G3 Cartel. Earth is now back up and running and is now a safe haven for humans and Gatlians. Tomorrow, we will be having a festival to commemorate this.

The TV switches to the feed of a news reporter.

New Reporter: Yes, everyone is getting ready to celebrate that Earth has been taken back from the G3 threat. We would've done this a year ago, but we were busy rebuilding. And now we have the chance to properly celebrate.

News Anchor: And now for the weather with our new Rabbitan reporter. How's it looking?

I go to the Bounty 5K abd turn in the bounty.

Yuri: How was the bounty?

Gene: Yeah. Feels like we haven't done anything big and exciting since the G3. Except maybe the colonel. Or the time we had to blow up Evil Earth.

Knifey: Yeah, I know what you mean. It's jsut the same shit every time. Stab this, knife that, you know. I just think I'm depressed. I think the first time... the first adventure was better anyway. I don't know if we can top that.

Gene: Oh, hey, Knifey, that reminds me. Someone dropped off a package for you.

Yuri: Oh right. I almost forgot about that. Give me a second.

Yuri goes to her room to grab the package.

Knifey: A package? For me? Knifey? The Knife?

Lucy: I'm surprised you had someone to send you a package. No offense.

Knifey: None taken. But what is it?

Lucy: I don't know. Yuri was holding it to make sure you opened it.

Yuri runs into a living room holding a package that was sent by a comapny named Muxxalon.

Yuri: Here it is Knifey. It's a package for you.

Knifey: Open up that package, Y/N.

Y/N: On it.

I use Knifey to cut the tape and open the package. I see what is clearly a chainsaw upgrade for Knifey. I put it on him and rev him up.

Knifey: Oh my god! Oh my god! This can't be real! is this really full chainsaw mode? Aw, I used to have one of these back on my home planet! Wait... Who send this?

Yuri: I don't know. I still can't read alien language.

Knife: Y/N, show me the package.

I show Knifey the package and he sees something on what I assume is the sender part of the stamp.

Knifey: The sender... it's from... Y/N, we have to find out where my chainsaw mode came from. We got to head to Muxxalon HQ.

Gene: Well you're in luck, the GU Council itself has placed a massive bounty on CEO Muxx. But you also better hurry then. Muxxalon HQ is a mobile facility. I bet they're stationed on Peroxis for a few cycles if they're delivering packages in this quadrant. Use the Bounty 5K and it'll telelport you to Paroxis. But it'll still be a hike to get there as Muxx has anti-portal technology to keep out any undesirables.

Lucy: Y/N, be extremely careful. Muxx is literally a monster.

Y/N: Lucy, don't worry. I got this.

Knifey: Yeah, with my new chainsaw mode, that bitch will be history! Get ready, Y/N! Time for our greates adventure yet: mine! Knifey's big break! Take us to the Bounty 5K!

I go to the Bounty 5K and select the bounty for Muxx.

Harper: Alright, let's do this! Still surprised you're excited by a cardboard box.

Knifey: Well if I'm right... it's my ticket back to my homeworld! Let's go!

Kenny: Lucy, I have an emergency beacon implanted in me. If anything goes wrong, I'll activate it.

Lucy: Don't make me regret letting you do this.

Y/N: I won't. Take care everyone.

Yuri: Stay safe. Knifey, tell me about your family when you see them.

I go through the Bounty 5K's portal door and end up on Peroxis. I see a slug waving at me and is clearly gravely ill.

Slug: Hey you! Welcome to Peroxis! Let me greet you! (Coughing) Seriously get over here!

I walk over to him and he has a very bad cough.

Kenny: Holy shit.

Harper: Woah, you sound really sick. Are you okay?

Slug: I assure you, I'm fine. Welcome to Paroxis! Here you'll find a quaint planet full of whimsy and artisanal charm. And you best make sure to check out the crown jewel of Peroxis, Salt Lick City. Famous for... (Coughing) Just give me a minute.

Why the hell are there slugs on a salt planet?!

Y/N: Okay, tell us about Salt Lick City.

Slug: Crossroads of the Western Corkscrew Nebula! Once known for the beautiful and sacred native Peroxian culture and art. And it still is! (Coughing) Also, it's aboslutely covered in salt. full of friendly sluggy faces like mine. We're all sick. All the time. (Coughing) Just a bunch of friendly sick slugs. That's what makes Salt Lick City to great! Enjoy it! (Coughing)

Y/N: Okay, dude, are you dying?

Harper: Yeah, you seem really sick. Are you sure you're okay?

Kenny: I'm with them. I feel like you're dying.

Slug: Oh you think I'm sick? What? Because of all the coughing and dry heaving and the sharp unbearable stomach pain? And the blood in my piss?

Y/N: YES!

Slug: Okay you got me there. But hey, I just need to eat more salt! Us slugs love salt! We eat it every day so we don't get any mroe sick! It's our foolproof slug plan!

Knifey: Ah, shut up! How do we get to Muxxalon HQ?

Slug: Oh, the big fancy ship out yonder! I'm sure you've seen it. Not so easy to get to as you might think. Surrounded by toxic water. only the Duffalo go in and out of there. Maybe Sam down at the ranch can help you.

Knifey: Fine! Where's this ranch?

Slug: Eh, it's a bit of a hike form here. Couple islands over. Maybe head over to town first and get your bearings. And go check out the Peroxosquash court in town. Maybe beat our record.

Y/N: Okay. Thank you.

I activate my Nitro suit and do a long slide to Salt Lick City. We had to deal with poachers, but they were no big deal. I use Knifey's chainsaw mode to saw through them. I decapitated alien ants, bisected a few Merks, and opened up a few Cyclops' eyes.

Knifey: FUCK YEAH! Full chainsaw mode for the win.

Kenny: Ex-G3? I thought we were done with those.

Gus: Well, apparently they love being obedient slaves.

Sweezy: Fuckers can't enjoy their freedom.

I enter Salt Lick City and see that the inhabitants really are all slugs. Don't they know that the salt is literally what's killing them? I decide to go to the Peroxosquash court and see a coach slug there.

Coach Slug: Hey there, hot stuff, why don't you come one down and learn Peroxosquash from the hotest coach on Peroxis?

I was confused and decided to just go there.

Coach Slug: Oh, shit, you're not a slug. Sorry, I'm not wearing my glasses. I though you were a SILF from far aawy. Not going to explain what that stands for.

Y/N: (Groan) I know what it stands for.

Coach Slug: But hey, I'll still teach you Peroxosquash if you're interested. I'm a pretty good coach. You got something to launch balls with?

Y/N: No.

Coach Slug: Maybe we got something in the lost-and-found bin for you. Go dig around in there and take whatever you can find. Then I'll teach you the ropes.

I go to the lost and found bin and see a pinball based weapon among a lot of very unusual... stuff. I grab it and see that it has three small aliens on it.

Knifey: Woah, who are these little fuckers?

Coach Slug: Oh, that's B.A.L.L.! It's an acronym. I forget what it stands for, but they operate the gun for you and shoot out balls. So, there you go. Doesn't need to stand for anything. Just shoots balls

B.A.L.L.: (Unintelligible)

Coach Slug: You ready to learn how to use it? I'll teach you.

The slug activates a system of targets and I use B.A.L.L. to hit the targets and get the hang of it until I get offered to take on the high score for this game. After a try or two, I managed to beat the high score and get a picture of myself taken

Y/N: Alright, To Muxxalon!

I go to the edg fo the island and see a geyser with two smaller ones. I use B.A.L.L to plug up the smaller ones and the big geyser guses with a lot of pressure. I ride it up and take a ledge I have to deal with Peroxis' hostile animals, but they were no big deal. I also see a giant alien that is just chilling around in the water.

Knifey: Ooh, wow! Look at that big fellow! Bet he can help us! And if he can't, well, I bet he's real niec to stab!

Y/N: I think he'll help us without needing any stabbing.

I go down and have to deal with the ex-G3.

Merk: For the G3 which we are no longer part of because this bounty hunter ended up destorying it all.

I use B.A.L.L. to kill them before I use its bumpers and kill all of them with one supercharged pinball. I then head for the giant alien as the Gatlians and Knifey talks.

Kenny: Hey, Knifey. How the hell is this package supposed to lead to your homeworld?

Knifey: The return address which they were nice enough to include on the box had coordinates. But those good for nothing Muxxalon delivery fucks smudged the full coordinates...

Harper: Oh, so you really don't know how to get back home?

Knifey: Yeah, fine, i don't know how to get home, you got me! I woke up off-planet one night after a fun-filled bloodsoaked evening and I never found a way back. But oh, fuck, I miss it! A whole planet full of knives just like me. It's a bloody paradise mate!

Y/N: Let's kill Muxx, get you back to your planet, then we'll see were it goes from there.

Scarlet: I agree with Y/N.

Knifey: Always in the neutral zone, eh? Nothing too wrong about that, but I expect you to be more fun.

I go to the giant alien that is bathing in the toxic water. He agrees to help us if we chill with him in the toxic water first. I had to put up with it, but the shield reserves I had managed to get me through it. I also had to deal with a bunch of giant leeches around him. I never want to talk bout it again. He then decides to throw us to Muxxalon and the are sent flying.

Knifey: Here We go! Direct flight all the way to Muxxalon! Knifey's big adventure is finally--

We end up hitting the ground on the next island. Lucky the bounty suit absorbed the intense shock. I look around and see the Duffalo Ranch we were told about.

Knifey: Ow! Shit, he didn't throw us far enough! Bloody drongo!

Y/N: I see the Duffalo Ranch. Let's enter and see how we can get in. We're almost there Knifey.

I walk up to the Duffalo Ranch and enter through the gates.