Me: Winter, I think we need to have the sexuality talk.

Winter: First of all, NO. Second of all, YOUR NOT MY MOM. And third of all, NO.

Me: YES. I might as well be. And YES.

Me: Winter, I think your Pan.

Winter: THAT'S RIDICULOUS!!!!!!

Me:

Me: This was on your wiki.

Winter:..........

Me:.......

Winter: This stays between us.

Me: Mhm.

Winter:.....And Qibli doesn't find out about this.

Me: Right.

Winter:...FINE.

Me: That's what I thought.