Me reading first 4 chapters of Moon Rising:

Me: Oh WOW. I can relate to Moon a lot, I think I've found my favorite character!!

Moon: Aww thanks!

Me after Moon rising and they make Moon a lot like a Mary Sue:

Me: Uh..yeah.....sorry, I can't be seen liking you anymore....it's probably personal.

Moon: But-

Me: Again, I'm really sorry...*Slowly walks away*