*Jade and Gold Winglet sitting in cave learning science*

Webs: So when light travels-

Umber: Question!?

Webs: *surprised* Uh, sure?

Umber: So if we see everything through our eyes

*Everyone turns head toward Umber in question*

Umber: And light is what we see through our eyes

Umber: And light is made of the rainbow

Umber: And the rainbow represents being "gay"

Umber: Therefor, everything is GAY!

Everyone: *Trying not to laugh*

Webs: *Silently glaring*

Webs: Go see the counselor office, NOW.