My Mom: You need to read something since school is out.

Me: YAY! Can you get me the new prequel, Darkstalker Legends?

My Mom: No. Read something educational.

Me: *Gasp* It's not educational!?

My Mom: No!

Me: So your'e meaning to tell me that Wings Of Fire doesn't teach you anything?!

My Mom: Well, Im sure it does. But I want you to read...how about The Babysitter's Club? 

Me: *Slams head on table* THAT IS LESS EDUCATIONAL THEN WINGS OF FIRE!!

This actually happened.