Darkstalker and Moon walking into Starbucks

Moon: See Darkstalker? This is what friends do.

Darkstalker: Indeed. They sit at cafe's with over priced coffee. It was quite different in my time.

Moon: Erh, yes. 

Moon: Let's order something then.

Darkstalker & Moon: *Walks to front counter*

Darkstalker: *Daydreaming and looking out the window*

Turtle: Hey Moon.

Moon: Oh hey Turtle! Two black coffee's please? Name's are Moon of course and-

Darkstalker: *Looks at Turtle behind desk* FATHOM!

Darkstalker: *Chokes Turtle*

Turtle: My name is Turtle! Why do you always think Im Fathom?!

Moon: WHAT THE ########### DARKSTALKER!?

Darkstalker: *Drops Turtle* Oh.

Turtle: *Falls uncoscience on floor*

Darkstalker: Oops

Moon: We can't just have one normal day of hanging out?