(PS, the Blicket hater is not real because Blicket is our adorable, precious baby we will protect)

Blicket hater: I don't like Blicket

Me: WHY?

BH: They just don't have a ton of chemistry.

Me: *Throws book 11 and 12 at them* BOTH OF THEM ARE PRACTICALLY BASED OFF BLICKET!

BH: Eeeeeh, are you sure about that? There not based on Monarchy?

Me: *Sprays them with spray gun* NO!