Teacher logic:

Webs: You kids are big now, so no tattle tailng on each other. I don't care if "Betty" took your pencil, just get another one.

ALSO teacher logic:

Webs: Make sure to always tell an adult if you need something. Were always open for questions or complaints.

Student translation:

Umber: Just don't even bother with the teachers, there useless and never confront a REAL problem.
(I mean, look what happened to me and Sora. We fell off the face of the earth apparently)