(A dog's thoughts when their human goes away)

My human is gone!  Will they return?  WHAT IF THEY DIE!?!?  Will they come back?  I DON'T KNOW!

They come back every time, they'll probably come back.  There's like a 1% chance they won't. 

THEY'RE NEVER COMING BACK OH NO I'LL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN