Dedicated to PrincessTsunamiRocks for this idea. Keep being awesome. 

Vermilion: Here you go, my queen, a nice hot cup of coffee

Scarlet: It's cold

Vermilion: A nice cup of coffee

Scarlet: It's horrible!

Vermilion: A cup of coffee

Scarlet: I'm not even sure if this is coffee!

Vermilion: Cup.

Scarlet: Son...IT'S A FRICKING BOWL-