Spoof 1: Victory get down!
Deception walks up to a pole and looks up to see Victory Strike balancing on top.
Deception: Hey honey, what are you doing?
Victory Strike: Looking for gods, what else?
Deception: What in the name of Thyrin are you yabbering on about?
Victory Strike: It is simple, dear. I went up to a very high place to look for deities, but the only one I see here is me!
Random Thunder Deity: Yeah about that.
Victory Strike: Begone fool!
Thunder Deity zaps Victory.
Victory: Pathetic.
The Deity: What did you say mortal!
Victory: You call that a shock, ya dragonet. Let me show you how it is done.
Thunder Deity: Who are you to-
Victory Strike tossed a honeycomb toffee into the deity's mouth mid rant.
Thunder Deity: *Eats the toffee * What is this delicious snack, it is so sweet and crunchy! I desire more mortal! Feed me and you shall live!
Victory Strike: If you want it, come and get it ya lazy lizard.
Victory tossed a bag of toffee down to Deception who tossed it through a portal. The Thunder Deity proceeded to give chase to the bag and dived into the portal before Deception closed it.
Victory Strike: Still the only god up here.
Deception: Thanks to me. Now get down ya wanker!
Victory Strike: Yes, dear.
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