Clay has started a group chat

Tsunami: WE'RE BACK! COUPLE OF MONTHS, A REALLY WEIRD POKEMON WAR, and we're back!

Glory: What happened to the caps at the end

Tsunami: ..Well I haven't really uSED a compITER in awhile so...

Clay added Peril to the chat

Peril: I AM BACK FROM WAR CHILDREN!

Thorn: Excuse me?

Peril: Shhh it's for dramatic effect.

Sunny: ...Well. I think we should all start with an explanation....

Unknown2: Oh great you got the lab results back and found out what's wrong with all of you?

Thistle: I will find you. And I will kill you.

Unknown3: Sorry we've got insurance

Thistle: oh yeah? Where's this 'insurance' you speak of?

Unknown: Preparing to kick your butts.

Tsunami: You know I bet you guys are just little butt-hurt scavengers, sorry, people, or dragons, whichever, doesn't really matter. For some reason you have a grudge against us or someone and you want revenge or something incredibly stupid like that. But you know you don't have the freaking guts to do any of that because you're just soooooo scared of us because apparently we've done something you don't like but you also know what we can do. We can beat your as*ses so far into the ground you'll get to say hi to Gaia or HOWEVER you spell that stupid Percy Jackson god's name. OR maybe you'll go so far down that you'll be able to say hi to Hades and play FLAPPY BIRD, LEAST THEN YOU'D BE DOING SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE DECENT WITH YOUR LIVES THEN YOU CURRENTLY ARE! MAYBE you know that we can also make you go so far in the sky you'll look like a goddamn balloon just floating away, never to be seen again just like other butt hurt cry babies who need to learn to grow the f.ck up! Or maybe we won't even have to do it. Maybe other people like this so called pathetic 'insurance' of yours will actually do away with you before you even get to us! Maybe they will become so peeved at you that eventually they'll just snap and send you to space or the underworld, or they'll turn you inside and out. Or maybe they'll take that precious little organ inside of you called a heart, rip it out, and show it to you before your eyes go blank with that cold dead look. I may not know who you are but I want to know why you are siding with someone who is exactly like your Insurance. WHO, BY THE WAY, you HIDE behind! You expect you can say whatever you want and that Insurance will just cover for you. At least said Insurance has the guts to use their real name, to show us who they are! YOU hide behind a hidden identity where it's so easy to do whatever you please! SO STOP BEING SuCH COWARDLY BABIES OR AT LEAST SHUT UP!

Riptide: ....That's um. That's not the purpose of this chapter...

Deathbringer: We all went to war and the war turned into something bigger and well we can't say who won because we've all been sworn to secrecy by the admins but then after the war a bunch of stuff popped up and then the war came back again and we had to fight and then Christmas came and we had to all get gifts for each other and Glory had a big freak out and acided everything so we had to clean all of that up and then comedy left us and then we didn't know what to talk about and then I went back to hashtags and then Jingle disappeared and then everything went back to normal on Christmas Day but then News Year came and let me tell you the party was weird I don't remember half of it but I do remember a big giant unicorn rainbow gryphon dragon that actually might have just been Starflight and then we all figured we owed you an explanation but the war mostly is what was keeping us busy it was  alot of fighting and a lot of yelling and THEY INSULTED MY HASHTAGS and then this twitter bird came in and then some insta thing and then this ghost that kept taking pictures of my face and I don't know it was some big deal and then facebook I dont know I think something happened and and and and THE AUTHORITIES ARE COMING FOR US anD THEN ALIENS AND THEN AND THEN ACIDDY AND THEN CROWLEY AND THEN ASURAMARU AND THEN THE APOCALYPSE AND THEN ZOMBIES AND THEN FALLEN ANGELS AND CASTIEL AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND

Glory has posted a new photo

Shadow: Wow. Other me actually seems moderately calm when he's asleep...

Stonemover: ....

Jambu: Oh my oh my oh my he passed out HE PASSED OUT I dONT KnOW WhAt TO dO!

Magnificent: Ugh, why didn't Jingle just go for these idiots first... Where are the admins when you need them

Pepei the Mexican Giraffe: Que? What be these... ah... ahdmins you speaketh of laddie?

Glory: This is why we can't have nice things.

Sunny: ...Well despite all the words exchanged Merry late Christmas and Happy New Year! We wish you all a happy year in 2017

Anemone: And hopefully you will see more of us later!

Peril: Maybe we'll go more in depth on the poke war later... but it was a dark time my friend...

Clay: OH AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE FOOD WE HAD

YoIshClay: Ahm... other me I do not believe the other peoples would wish to know...

Clay: Everyone needs to know about food

Starflight: Well hopefully the authors will be less lazy

Thorn: Authors...?

Starflight: Admins*, hopefully they'll actually get to writing and get back in the groove this year.

Pepei the Mexican Giraffe: Hopefully-a man. Yas mahn I believe they will... mahn.

Glory: WHAT ARE YOU ARE YOU IRISH, JAMAICAN, MEXICAN, SHAKESPEAREAN, wHAT ARE YOU!?

Pepei the Mexican Giraffe: CHOCCY-mILK

Deathbringer: YAS

Glory: NO!

Pepei the Mexican Giraffe:  I am... THE ORANGE OOMPA-LOOMPA