Kelp's Guide To Murder (No.2)
Kelp: With us today to chat us up about proper murder today is...Anemone!
Anemone: I may be a protagonist, but I still want to murder a certain someone. 😉
Kelp: There's a EMOJI for BLINKING?
Anemone:This one is for winking,but I imagine there is one for blinking. *scrolls through emoji bar*
Kelp: Did you read the first part of this show?
Anemone: Yes. The dialogue is horrible.
Kelp: Anyway,who is your preferred dragon to murder?
Anemone: Darkstalker.
Kelp: 0______0
Anemone: Okay I've got all the weapons ready! Let's see...Blowgun,air rifle, sniper rifle,flamethrower, scapel,surgeon's mask,blowtorch, drill,axe,battle axe,wood axe,sledgehammer, flyswatter,a DVD player and a copy of The Conjuring, It,and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,and some animus-powered bracelets.
Kelp: What's with the DVD player and horror films?
Anemone: To scare him to death.
Kelp: To scare him to death.
Anemone: Yup.
Kelp: A 5-000 ton murderer animus killer dragon will be scared of a creepy house,a clown,and a man with a chainsaw?
Anemone: Trust me,the clown bit is very scary.
Kelp: Okay...
Anemone: Now, in the time machine *points toward ship the size of a aircraft carrier*
*inside it's a tiny console room*
Kelp: It's... It's...smaller on the inside!
Anemone: Yes...
Kelp: And bigger on the outside! Amazing!
Anemone: That's what everyone says!
Anemone: Anyway...let's look for Darkstalker! *sets for future*
*lands with a whang *
*sounds of rainforest and a squashed Rainwing*
Kelp:*opens doors,sledgehammer at the ready*
Peacemaker: *lands inside*
Anemone:Get out,hybrid! Where is Darkstalker?
Peacemaker:What? *goes to some other section of the rainforest*
Anemone: ALL RIGHT,WHERE'S DARKSTALKER *fires pellet out of air gun*
Rainwings: WE DON'T KNOW
Anemone: *aims DVD player*
Rainwing:*in a panic* over there! Towards the sea!
*5 Hours later*
Anemone: WHERE IS HE??
*grenade detonates accidentally on her pack*
Anemone: RUN *drops pack*
*they are chased all the way to the time machine by a series of explosions from the weapons pack*
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