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Kelp's Guide To Murder (No.2)

Kelp: With us today to chat us up about proper murder today is...Anemone!

Anemone: I may be a protagonist, but I still want to murder a certain someone. 😉

Kelp: There's a EMOJI for BLINKING?

Anemone:This one is for winking,but I imagine there is one for blinking. *scrolls through emoji bar*

Kelp: Did you read the first part of this show?

Anemone: Yes. The dialogue is horrible.

Kelp: Anyway,who is your preferred dragon to murder?

Anemone: Darkstalker.

Kelp: 0______0

Anemone: Okay I've got all the weapons ready! Let's see...Blowgun,air rifle, sniper rifle,flamethrower, scapel,surgeon's mask,blowtorch, drill,axe,battle axe,wood axe,sledgehammer, flyswatter,a DVD player and a copy of The Conjuring, It,and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,and some animus-powered bracelets.

Kelp: What's with the DVD player and horror films?

Anemone: To scare him to death.

Kelp: To scare him to death.

Anemone: Yup.

Kelp: A 5-000 ton murderer animus killer dragon will be scared of a creepy house,a  clown,and a man with a chainsaw?

Anemone: Trust me,the clown bit is very scary.

Kelp: Okay...

Anemone: Now, in the time machine *points toward ship the  size of a aircraft carrier*
*inside it's a tiny console room*
Kelp: It's... It's...smaller on the inside!

Anemone: Yes...

Kelp: And bigger on the outside! Amazing!

Anemone: That's what everyone says!

Anemone: Anyway...let's look for Darkstalker! *sets for future*
*lands with a whang *
*sounds of rainforest and a squashed Rainwing*

Kelp:*opens doors,sledgehammer at the ready*

Peacemaker: *lands inside*

Anemone:Get out,hybrid! Where is Darkstalker?

Peacemaker:What? *goes to some other section of the rainforest*

Anemone: ALL RIGHT,WHERE'S DARKSTALKER *fires pellet out of air gun*

Rainwings: WE DON'T KNOW

Anemone: *aims DVD player*

Rainwing:*in a panic* over there! Towards the sea!

*5 Hours later*
Anemone: WHERE IS HE??
*grenade detonates accidentally on her pack*
Anemone: RUN *drops pack*

*they are chased all the way to the time machine by a series of explosions from the weapons pack*





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