Claire: Whew! After a hiatus that lasted LITERALLY TWO YEARS I am FINALLY back. I started this book in 2019. I was ten when I made this. HOW???

Glory: What the...you're older than us?

Claire: Ignore that part above, dragonets! It has nothing to do with you.

Tsunami: What do you mean...above? 

Claire: Nevermind! Anyway, let's get started! This dare is from @sweetlilkoala_xx !

Sunny: Ooh! I love their name! It sounds adorable!

Claire: It is adorable! So, sweetlilkoala wants a few of you to play Kiss, Marry, Kill!

Glory: Sounds like so much fun!

Tsunami: Hooray.

Claire: These lucky few are as follows: Tsunami, Glory, and Moon! 

Tsunami: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????

Claire: Aw, you seem so excited to begin, Tsu!

Tsunami: Call me Tsu one more time and I will personally introduce my claws to your face.

Claire: Sorry! I got you confused with Tsuyu Asui from MHA.

Starflight: Is that some kind of other continent?

Claire: Noooooot exactly. It's hard to explain. But let's refocus. We'll need to bring in some guest stars from Jade Mountain Academy! Introducing Moonwatcher, Winter, Qibli, and Kinkajou! But we're not even done yet. For this one we'll also need Deathbringer and Riptide!

*everyone listed appears in puffs of multicolored smoke, looking confused and dazed. Claire explains the situation and tells them they will be playing a game. Everyone sits in a circle*

Claire: I'll explain the rules! 

Claire: In Kiss, Marry, Kill, four dragons are selected. One of them has to choose which of the three he or she would kiss, marry, or kill!

Qibli: I'm excited for this one!

Claire: I'm glad you share my enthusiasm, Qibli! Unlike some dragons...

Claire: *turns to look at tsunami and and glory, who have been crying in the corner for three minutes straight*

Winter: Are they...okay?

Clay: They'll be fine. Just give them a few minutes.

Claire: So, let's begin! Tsunami will be choosing whether she will kiss, marry, or kill Riptide, Clay, and Starflight!

Tsunami: Do I have to?

Claire: Yes. Yes, you do.

Tsunami: Fine...I would definitely kill Starflight.

Starflight: Hey!

Tsunami: And I would kiss Clay.

Clay: Thanks! 

Tsunami: And marry Riptide.

*at this time, Riptide is not available as he is busy sobbing with joy in the corner. God, a lot of dragons are crying in corners today*

Claire: Yay! Let's move on to the second game, which is Glory choosing who she would kiss, marry and kill out of Clay, Deathbringer, and Starflight.

Glory: I hate you with the burning passion of a thousand hecks.

Claire: Love you too! But for that game, you'll have to wait for the part two of this chapter. See you then!