Luna: It has been a long few months :(

Winter: And I'm glad :D

Kinkajou: I ain't happy u doofus

Winter: D:

Luna: So now we have a new one from Deacon08!

Winter: D:

Crowd: YAYYY

Moon: Bruh this is Winter Slander

Winter: D:

Luna: This Time It Is::::::::::

*silence intensifies*

Luna: Sky and Sunny!

Sunny: Hmm?

Sky: Who??

Luna: *summons the two here*

Luna: Sunny, this is Sky. sky, this is Sunny. Let the show begin!

Sky: Hewwo there.

Sunny: hi childe!

Sky: Haii

Sky: do you like....

Sunny: 😀

Sky: liiiiiiike.....

Sunny: 😀

Sky: LIIIIIIIKE......

Sunny: 🥲

Sky: TURTLRS?

Sunny: oh Yas

Sky: TURTLES RULES

turtle: do I?

Kinkajou: yez

Sky: TORTLESS

Sky: *drags Sunny to a turtle gift shop*

Suuny: what is this poster of Prince Turtle doing here

Someone from the crowd: TURTLE FAN CLUB

Turtle: 😦

Sunny: awwww look it it's a smol bean *points to a small stayue*

Sky: SOLD *grabs turtle smol bean*

Five and a half hours later

Sunny: I think I used up all my allowance on turtle merchandise 

Sky: *cannot hold everything and literally drops five turtle smol beans*

Turtle: NO

Turtle: MY BRETHREN 

Turtle: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Kinkajou:: there there my childe 

Sky: *oblivious to the fallen members of Turtle's fan club* rhehhehehehehehhe- I FORGOT ABOUT SNAILS

wren: I wasn't going to say anything

Sky: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Crowd: *watches Turtle and Sky cry and Kinkajou comforting Turtle and Wren and Sunny comforting Sky*

Luna: Well then.