Blind Date #35 with Ancient Pyrrhia
Luna: WE HAVE ONE FROM Verasu_is_Crescenta!!!!
All of Pyrrhia: Who?
Luna: She/he is asking FATHOM
Fathom: *Was enchanting a coconut for some reason* Wot?? *Coconut falls on Blob*
Blob: Sfaflhaskdufsbdu
Indigo: BLOOOOOOOB
Fathom: Upps.
Luna: and FATHOM is dating- *Snickers* Albatross!
Fathom: WTF?????? NOOOOOOOOOOO-
Luna: BRING HIM UP
Fathom: NOOOOOO-
All the SeaWings + some SkyWings cuz Albatross killed Sunset: NOOOOO-
Albatross: *Appears in a poof* Huuuuuuh? Where the F*** am I?
Luna: Senior, I HIGHLY recommend you say beep when you swear because there are dragonets under the age of thirteen.
Winter: I'm six and I'm already a warrior!
Hazel: I'm six and I'm sort of the queen of two tribes!
Glory: I'm seven and I AM the queen of two tribes!
Sunny: I'm seven and I'm a teacher!
Tsunami: I'm seven and I'm awesome! :D
Glory: Shut up Tsunami.
Luna: I'm TALKING about these kids. *Points at Bumblebee, Auklet, and Cliff*
Albatross: I'm about two thousand years old and I can swear. So baBOOM.
Bumblebee: baBOOOOOOOOOOOOM :D
Crowd: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Luna: You know what? Let's just have the show begin.
Fathom: >.<
Albatross: Hi grandson.
Indigo: :O So PATRONIZING
Albatross: It's called a friendly greeting purple dragon.
Indigo: I'M INDIGO COLORED! IT'S IN THE NAME.
Albatross: *Ignore* Did you SeaWings finish the Summer Palace? Or should I say, did the Summer Palace finish itself?
Modern Day SeaWings: *Wince*
Fathom: *WINCES THE MOST* Uh YEAH! It's AWESOME! ':D
All the SeaWings: *Facetalon*
Indigo: *Hisses in Fathom's ear* That has GOT to be the world's worst lie ever.
Fathom: I think he believed me though!
Albatross: *Did not believe one word Fathom just said* *Has an 'Evil what-the-what-did-my-grandson-just-say' Look on his face*
Fathom: *is taking steps back, visibly nervous*
Albatross: *sees this* WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT THE WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT-
Luna: Sir, stop stretching your 'T's. They don't need any more exercising.
Albatross: *Does not listen* ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GRANDSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG?????????????????
Luna: Okay now you're just doing it to annoy us right?
Crowd: WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Luna: You have GOT to be effing KIDDING ME
Fathom: *Seizes the chance and darts off stage.*
SeaWings: YEAH GO FATHOM WOOHOO
SkyWings: Never thought we would say this but- GET AWAY YEAH ATTA BOY GO GO GO WOOOHOOOOOO
Sorry this took SO long. Two reasons why: School. Ugh. Our trimester is almost over, and of course, this gives teachers a great reason to throw essays and tests at us! 2: I have COMPLEATLY run out of funny ideas! >.<
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