Luna: TODAY we'll have QUITE the entertainment!

Someone from the crowd: It depends what kind of entertainment.

Turtle: SHUT UP OCTOPUS.

Octopus: Just making some suggestables.

Luna: Today, for MoorSkipper's sake, SWORDTAIL,

Swordtail: Here we go again. *sighs*

Luna: WILL BE DATING, SWORDTAIL!

Swordtail: Wut the...?

Luna: Another female Swordtail that is. *snaps fingers, a girl Swordtail appears*

Swordtail: You look like ME. :O

Swordtail: Hello. I'm Swordtail. Who might you be?

Swordtail: I'm.. not that elegant though.

Swordtail: DO NOT QUESTION ME

Luna: *sighs* And let the show begin.

Swordtail: Oh that's better.

(Server): Swordtail's name has been changed to SwordtailAwesomeTail

Swordtail: Wtf?

SwordtailAwesomeTail: OI! WATCH THE LANGUAGE!

Luna: Which one is the girl Swordtail?

Swordtail: I am.

SwordtailAwesomeTail: She is.

Luna:....Alrighty then.

Swordtail: I'm much to DIGNIFIED to have a stoopid name like SwordtailAwesomeTail.

SwordtailAwesomeTail: OH YEAH? LET'S SEE YOU COME UP WITH A BETTER NAME.

(Server): Swordtail's name has been changed to SwardyIsSoAwesome:D

SwordtailAwesomeTail: You have got to be joking.

SwardyIsSoAwesome:D: am NOT excuse me.

SwordtailAwesomeTail: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

SwardyIsSoAwesome:D: 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

SwordtailAwesomeTail: EMOJI WARS

SwardyIsSoAwesome:D: YAHOOOO

SwordtailAwesomeTail: Pewpewpewpewpewpewpew!🔫

SwardyIsSoAwesome:D: 🗡 *making background noises* SLICE waSHING

SwordtailAwesomeTail: NO YOU WILL NOT ⚔ SHING SWORDTAIL MEETS THE OPPONENT WITH DIGNITY 

SwardyIsSoAwesome:D and SwordtailAwesomeTail start emoji fighting

SwardyIsSoAwesome: haHA BOOYEAH *Pretends to stab SwordtailAwesomeTail with her sword*

SwordtailAwesomeTail: NOOOOOO 😭😫

Someone in the crowd: They should turn it into a video game.

Turtle: Yeahhh like BATTLE MEETS: SWORDTAIL AND SWARDTA- what why am I agreeing with Octopus?