I thought Sama needed a red stripey thing

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Adam had a bit of trouble finding the bunker again but when he did, he quickly returned the stolen wallet before Dean noticed it was missing and went to find Samandriel.

He jogged through the bunker clutching a Target bag as he looked for his angel. I mean the angel.

Not his angel. Just an angel.

"Sama?" He called

There was a whoosh behind him, "Yes Adam?"

The poor Winchester almost jumped out of his skin.

He forgot Samandriel could do that.

"I got you something," he said after the initial shock wore off.

When he knew he had the angel's attention he took a vibrant red and and white striped turtleneck sweater that looked about three sizes too big and far too loose.

"It reminded me of your uniform and I thought you'd like it since you seemed to like that uniform," Adam explained as Samandriel stared at the sweater. The human's rambling explanation was cut off by Samandriel snapping his shirt seemingly out of existence and putting on the sweater instead.

It was way too big for him and his hands didn't make it past the sleeves. The smile on his face as he looked at it was the single most adorable thing Adam had ever seen in his life.

"Do you like it?" He asked

"Yes, thank you Adam," the collar covered most of his mouth and he looked down to watch his hands as he flapped his sweater paws. Adam felt like he might die from how adorable it was.

So did the author.

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"STOP IT!" Lucifer screeched as Metatron tore out his hair and screamed.

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Fuck off botha ya

"So," Adam trailed off awkwardly as Samandriel looked up with the most innocent eyes imaginable, efficiently giving him a minor heart attack, ", should we go back to our brothers?" He once again ignored the gay thoughts. But didn't push them away.

Samandriel nodded so they explored the halls in silent until they found their way back.

Upon seeing Sama in his new sweater, Gabriel had a similar reaction as I did when I first imagined this. A slight heart attack of adorable overload. Wait shit I'm not supposed to be a character in this. Fuck. Anyway. The archangel slumped against Sam with his hands on his chest like a mom watching her kid go off to preschool.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Samandriel asked his brother, confused at why he was looking at him like he was a puppy. It didn't help his case that he tilted his head.

Gabriel almost passed out, "I can't!" He cried like a white girl and ran away. Sam snickered as Cas and Sama watched in confusion.

"Not explaining that one," Dean mumbled when Cas looked to him for an explanation, causing the angel to frown and narrow his eyes slightly in typical Castiel fashion.

"I like your sweater Alf- Sama," Sam smiled as the youngest angel stuck out his arm and spread his fingers beneath the yarn to examine the sleeve.

"Thank you, Adam bought it for me,"

Adam blushed slightly when Dean looked up from his own angel to look at his half brother. His expression said something like "Really?" To which Adam nodded.

Sam and Dean silently communicated through eyebrow movements and head tilts for a minute as Castiel and Samandriel stayed distracted by the sweater, Castiel mumbling about how soft it was and Samandriel agreeing.

"You guys can chat for a bit, we have to catch up with Adam yknow?" Dean smiled as the angels nodded.

Something about that set off alarm bells in Adam's mind as his older brothers dragged him into a different room and closed the door. He looked between them in a sort of panic until Dean piped up, "You too huh?"

"What?"

Sam sighed and swatted his brother's forehead, "I guess it's just a trend we've noticed, Winchesters plus angels," he trailed off.

"You mean you guys are gay for angels?" Adam asked

"Yep," Sam said

"Bi." Dean corrected at the same time. "Sammy is Pan,"

Adam nodded slightly, at least he didn't have to worry about homophobia from them. "I'm hella gay," the youngest Winchester explained.

Sam smiled supportively but Dean just nodded slightly in understanding.

"So I'm assuming Samandriel?" Dean said

"Hm?" Adam had lost track of what they were talking about in the coming out party.

"The angel you're in love with,"

"Which ones are you guys in love with?"

"Cas," Dean said nonchalantly

"Gabriel," Sam looked off to the side, likely imagining the archangel's face.

"So are you couples?" Adam asked, the brothers quickly denied it.

"I don't know if Gabriel would want an actual relationship," Sam uttered

"And I'd freak out if I asked out Cas," Dean explained

The author thought they were idiots and wanted them to kiss their angels already.

Adam thought about his answer for a moment, "Well he's cute but I don't know if I'm in love," he trailed off.

"Cough it up," Dean mumbled as Sam sighed and slapped $25 into his older brother's hand.

"If you ever need help with it at all you can go to us," Sam assured as he tried to hide how disgruntled he was from having to pay Dean.

"Thanks," Adam nodded. He trusted Sam more than Dean honestly. Sam was more sympathetic.

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"So what do you feel when you're around him?" Gabriel asked Samandriel like a police interrogator.

"We are not supposed to feel," Samandriel stated.

"What do you feel when you're around him?" Gabriel repeated

Samandriel sighed. He couldn't deny that his vessel felt strange when Adam was around, "My stomach feels strange when he's around," he supplied

"What do you think?" Gabe asked his younger brother

"Developing a crush but not completed yet." Castiel answered

"One of us!" Gabriel cheered

Samandriel stared in confusion and hoped for an explanation.

"Cassie loves Deano and I love the moose," Gabriel grinned.

"Are you saying it is a trend for us to love Winchesters?"

"I guess so yeah," Gabe shrugged.

Sama thought about that. Then about how Michael always said homosexuals were bad.

The odds weren't stacked in his favor from that view point.