"Flowey you dumbfuck! That's not how it works!" Max yelled.

"Yes it is Max! You're the dumbfuck!" Flowey retorted.

"Flowey! Seriously! You're being a dumbfuck!"Max screeched.

Suddenly whiskey began to rain from the sky.

"Max! It's good!" Flowey said, his mouth and letting the drink pour down his mouth.

Max rolled his eyes and began to drink.

After about an hour both people were drunk out of their minds. 

"Hey *hic* Maxxx. Wanna fucc!" Flowey offered, swaying in a drunken stupor.

"*hic* Okehhh!" Max said getting nekked.

Then they fucced.

Nine month later Max was very pregnant. 

"Flowey!" Max screeched.

"wat I'm playing minecraft!" Flowey yelled.

"BABY FLOWEY IT'S BEING BORNED!" Max shreaked.

"Fucking hell!" Flowey yelled heading from his room, dressed in a minecraft hoodie.

The baby slipped from Max's asshole with a subtle pop.

Flowey had lit a joint (Weed filled cigarette) and began to smoke. "damn."

"What do we name the kid?" Max asked.

"Blaze it. 420" the baby said, swiping Flowey's joint.

"His name's Weed." Flowey said, skateboarding from the room.

Weed put on some sunglasses and said "I'm only doing this for free art. It's over. The book is over."

Max had fucking died.