Me: huehuehuehue!

Rev. Dipper: ummm.... maybe we should back away?!

(Will and Dipper are at the mall getting prettied up)

Bill: ummm maybe.

Me: No you don't!* Gabs them a sits them on the couch*
We~~gotta~~ guess!~ DARE~~~

He-he-he

Both boys: RUN. Dun-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu.

Me: *grabs them by shirts and pulls them away*

Boys: NUUUUUUUUU

++++++++++Time skip brought by Dippers hair++++++++++++

Dipper and will: We're home!

Bill: oh hey.

*Boys are on two different sides of the house*

Rev.: Hey.

Me: *pulls Bill out and puts him in chair* pulls Rev. Dipper and throughs at Bill* Here ya go!

Boys: *accidentally kiss*

Dipper and Will: *crys*

Me: hey what can I say! I tripped and they fell no harm done! D~awwwww William!

Crying boys: ok! *Hugs me*

Bill and Rev. Dipper: *glares at me* I'm gonna kill her.

*Boys take crying boys to rooms and I hear moans of pleasure*

Me: WELP HERE'S YOU UPDATE!

AUBREY OUT!