$Mature content beware$

*Barney's P.O.V*

"Soooooo, what were you guys talking about out there?" (Y/N) asked me's as I walked in. "What makes you thinkings that we weres talkings about somethings?" I said to her. "I've been in here for 15 minutes." She chuckled. "Ohs nothings much." I said as I tried tos brushing the subject off.

I walked into my's office to set up for the day. (Y/N) walked over and leaned on the doorframe. "Hey." She spoked soft. "Ya?" I looked over at her to be playing with one of my action figures on my desk. "Oh do...you, um... Never mind." She slammered and ran at my office. What was that's alls about?

The day dragged ons. Video after video, laugh after laugh. I occisonal saws (Y/N) around the office helping Adam and Ross. She wouldn't make eye contact with me and tried everything she could to avoid me. I was wondering what I dids wrong.

"(Y/N) you wanna come back to mine and Reds place Ross, max, and the girls are coming over to watchings a movie and eat pancakes?" I asked as I was walking to mys car.

"Um, sure sounds like fun." She laughed. "Well let's go."

*Time skip brought to you by this boring ass book*

*(Y/N) P.O.V*

Me and barney arrived at his and reds place around 7:00. Red said he was going to be here around 7:30 along with the rest of the people because he was staying at the offices late.

"Welcomes to my home dirt!" Barney shouted as he unlocked the door. From the minute I walked in the door I could of sworn I smelt apples. There was the TV hanging on the wall with a xbox console and what seemed to be a ps4 console underneth the TV. A coffee table in the middle if the room with a couch to your far right. For an apartment it was pretty cleaned and neat. I half expected differently.

"Your place is nice." I smiled. "Oh reds and I cleaned ups just for today's." He smiled back. I blushed and stared at the floor. "Sits downs." He directed me towards the couch.

"Barney?" I asked quietly. "Yeahs, (Y/N)?" He said as he sat beside me.

"Do you remember me?" I looked at him. His face having a questionable look on it. I look down at my chest pulling out a necklace with a dinosaur on it out from in my white and pink shirt. I placed it neatly on my chest and looked up at him. His face fell quicker then my life has in the past week. He started at the necklace and then up at me.

"Oh...." His voice was soft. "Hey." His voice cracked. "I didn't knows if that was you or nots. I didn't wanting to sounds stupid in front if you if I was wrongs." He looked at the floor. I moved closer to him. I saw his eyes shift towards me in a fast motion then back to the floor. I placed a hand on his shoulder.

"You never sounds stupids to mes." We both laughed. "Why's didn't you tell me before?" He asked. "Well I didn't want to bring it up to soon, plus it was sorta a bad time?" He moved closer. "I wish you woulds of told me sooners." His voice got softer and softer. "Why?" My voice at a whisper. "So I cans do this." He grabbed my face and pushed his lips on mine.

Oh.

I was shocked at what was happening. Millions of thoughts ran through my brain. I leaned closer. Putting a hand on his shoulder. He bit my bottom lip causing me to moan. This threw him over the edge. He pushed his self on top of me causing me to fall back on the couch. Damn he didn't take nothing slow.

He was now laying between my legs. We pulled apart for air. Panting like dogs I pulled him back down for more. He began feeling my shirt. His hands traveling up my side sending shivers down my spine. Our kisses becoming more sloppier. He began working down my neck. I moaned his name into his ear. "Barney"

The fucking door swung opened.

"Barney I got the pancak-" Red walked in and looked straight at us. "What the fuck is going on in here?" He threw his hands in the air.

And then came max.

His face was priceless. "Barney what the fuck! We sit there!" He yelled waving his hands violently in the air. I couldn't help but laugh. I was embarrassed that they walked in on us but I was laughing at the fact max only cared for the couch. My laughs began to get louder. Barney look down at me with an confused look. "What the hells you laughing for?" This only fueled my laughter more. I smaked my hands on my face and wezzed like a dying seal.

"Wh- what is wrong with her?" Red said astounded . "I don't think she even knows." Max rolled his eyes but chuckled.

Barney slowly got off of me sneaking a quick peak on the lips. "I fucking saw that you cheating bitch." Red called from the corner of the kitchen. "I SHIP IT!" I yelled. "Says the one who was just making out with the dude 2 minutes ago." Max yelled from the other room. I got up and walked towards him. "We would of done a lot more on that couch if you didn't walk in." I said as I walked past him. He opened his mouth in shock and slowly turned his head towards me. "I'm never sitting on the couch again." He said. "Never say never." I say as I walk towards the front room. "Hey I wonder what's taking Liz so long?" Max called from the kitchen. My head shot up. Liz? That name rung a bell in my head. Could it be the little prick from my childhood? Could it be the little stuck up self righteous bitch that thought she was the shit?

Naaah.

World aint that small. Just as I thought that the door creaked open with a skinny girl with short blonde hair wearing a red cocktail dress walked in.

Aw shit.

Her eyes bolted to me. She looked me up and down and made a disgusted face. Oh hell nah.

"The fuck you looking at?" My sudden out burst caused barney to look up. "I'll let you know when I find out." She snarked.

Just then Ross, Jazmine, and karla walked. Ross smiled at me and walked towards the kitchen where Red and Max was.While Jazmine and karla kept a plastered face on the girl with the red dress. "Oh look its the whole gang back at it again. Oh look its (Y/N), still no boyfriend? Aw honey. Oh and there's small little Jazmine, I heard the news sorry about that sweety. Oh, ha and there's karla. Still not pregnant? Oh wait, sorry you never fuck a guy you just fuck around with guys, got it." She walked in putting her stuff on the coffee table. Barney look at me with the most surprised and disgusted face. I gave him a sincere nod.

"Oh, is this your boyfriend? Oh I feel bad for him." She winked at barney.

"OHH HELL NAH BITCH!" I launched at her knocking her to the ground. Ross, max, and red came flying our the kitchen to see me on top on Liz throwing punches. "SOMEBODY GET THIS PSYCHOTIC BITCH OFF OF ME!" Liz shouts from beneath me. "Barney why didn't you do something!" Max shouts. "Somebody needed tos shuts hers up!" Barney yelled. Finally someone gets me.

"KICK HER ASS (Y/N)!" Karla yells. I looked up at her and smiled a devilish grin. Maybe a little to long because I soon as I look back down I'm met with a fist colliding with my face.

Its not a joke when people say you see stars when your knocked out.

(A/N): Ahhhhhh long chapter I know, but it was fun to write so sue me. BTW all characters in this story besides the reader are real people in my life. I thought it would be funner and hope Liz never reads this book cuz Liz if you there, fuck you. Have a nice day!!!