AN:this is an idea for a Book,You can use it,yourself if ya want but just mention me,Okay?I'm using Multiple versions to give you unique ideas for it but the plot is the same for each.

[NARRATOR VOICE, deep and compelling]:
"They found him... on the edge of nowhere—a fragile infant, barely alive, but defiant enough to cling to life within the wreckage of a tragedy no one could explain."

[CUT TO SCENE: A stormy beach. Wreckage of a futuristic airship washing up onto the shore. A small, crying baby is shielded from the rain by a certain marsupial with orange fur and a goofy smile. CRASH BANDICOOT tilts his head, puzzled and concerned, holding the tiny bundle out like he isn't quite sure what to do.]

[NARRATOR]:
"He had no family, no name, and no place in the world."

[CUT TO SCENE: CRASH brings the infant home to Coco Bandicoot, who gasps and quickly scoops up the baby.]

COCO: "Oh my gosh! What... is this a human baby? Crash, where on Earth—"
...the baby coos, grabs her finger tightly, and smiles.

COCO [voice breaking]: "You— You need to be taken care of."

[NARRATOR]:
"...But when nobody else stepped in, they did."

The music shifts to quirky and lighthearted.

[MONTAGE OF SCENES]:

A toddler rides a rickety tricycle while CRUNCH BANDICOOT—massive and gruff—runs behind him with a panicked expression, attempting to stop him from heading into the swamp.The now 5-year-old boy accidentally eats CRASH's stale Wumpa fruit casserole and gives an exaggerated gagging sound, making CRASH clutch his chest like he's been gravely offended.COCO stays up late, tirelessly reading parenting books in her safety goggles while the baby sleeps in a makeshift crib cobbled together with Bandicoot tech.

[FAST-FORWARD]:

An 8-year-old boy with wild hair is building something with random scraps alongside COCO but accidentally launches a rocket into the jungle.The boy, now older, tugs on COCO's sleeve. "Mama, am I like you? Am I a bandicoot too?" COCO holds back tears, kneeling to hug him. "You're better than a bandicoot. You're family. My family."

The music takes a sentimental turn, then shifts abruptly to the upbeat rhythm of a teen comedy.

[NARRATOR]:
"But when you grow up with this family..."

[CUT TO: A now teenage boy—clearly a fish out of water—fumbling with a boomerang made of Wumpa wood while wearing athletic gear, which promptly hits him in the face. CRASH, laughing in the background, offers his thumbs up.]

[NARRATOR]:
"...Normal's just a... relative term."

[BIG TITLE SCREEN]: "UNION ACADEMY"

[NARRATOR]:
"This year, he's about to trade in the jungle... for the classroom."

The music builds, blending excitement with comedy elements as the trailer begins showing chaotic school life at UNION ACADEMY.

[CUT TO SCENE]:

The boy (now fully a teen, with scruffy, untamed hair and threadbare school clothes Coco probably stitched herself) walks eagerly into the grand high-tech gates of Union Academy, a school for gifted teens from all over the multiverse.

[NARRATOR]:
"He's got courage."

[SCENE]: He stands up to an obnoxious bully, crossing his arms confidently... only to trip on his own feet and tumble into a cafeteria tray of spaghetti, sending everyone into uproarious laughter.

[NARRATOR]:
"He's got heart."

[SCENE]: The boy picks up a distressed classmate's falling books and smiles earnestly. "Don't worry. Crunch says real strength is always on the inside."

[NARRATOR]:
"And he's ready for anything..."

[SCENE]: The classroom takes a sharp left turn into chaos as a monstrous alien bursts through the wall during training. The boy stares at the creature, wide-eyed. "...Almost."

The music swells into high-energy action sequences.

[MONTAGE OF SCENES]:

The boy builds a makeshift gadget on the fly in the school lab, exploding half of it.Training scenarios throw him into crazy situations: dodging lasers, swinging on vines, piloting a tiny spaceship, awkwardly using martial arts techniques Crunch taught him while Crash improvises in the distance.His eccentric, jungle-born mannerisms bewilder his upscale classmates as he drinks "Wumpa smoothies" noisily in the middle of study group or climbs a tree during field trips instead of staying with the group.

[NARRATOR]:
"But for someone like him... fitting into the world of normal teenagers might just be his greatest challenge yet."

[SCENE]: A nervous but determined boy faces his classmates, holding a handmade banner reading, "Team Jungle Rules!" The other students roll their eyes, but a few laugh, nodding in approval.

[MUSIC SLOWS DRAMATICALLY]:

[COCO ON A HOLOSCREEN]:
Mama Bear Mode Activated.
"Are you eating right? Are you cleaning your room? Are you looking both ways before crossing interdimensional portals?!"

THE BOY:
"Mom, I'm fine! I can take care of myself—"

EXPLOSION IN THE DISTANCE.

"—I GOTTA GO!"

Cue dramatic, heartfelt orchestral motif.

[NARRATOR]:
"Because family isn't just who raises you... it's who believes in you, even when you don't believe in yourself."

[SCENE]: The boy nearly gives up during a harsh battle scenario. Suddenly, COCO, CRASH, and CRUNCH show up via an improvised portal mid-battle, followed by the boy's new friends rallying to his side.

COCO [smirking]: "What? Did you really think I'd let you do this alone?"

[CLOSING MONTAGE, MUSIC SWELLING]:

The boy high-fives an earth-shattering robot he somehow cobbled together during a science fair.He and his new pals laugh awkwardly at an overly sentimental speech he gives, insisting they try Wumpa juice.A final chaos-filled sequence where CRASH causes a ruckus during Parent Day at Union Academy, spooking the uptight vice principal.

[FINAL TITLE SCREEN]:
"OUT OF PLACE: A UNION ACADEMY STORY"
COMING SOON TO A DIMENSION NEAR YOU

[NARRATOR]:
"This summer, grab your Wumpa fruit... and get ready to find the place where you belong!"

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Union Academy: A Crash Course in Chaos
(Movie/Anime Trailer Style)

Cue upbeat, action-packed music and fast-paced clips of a vibrant, colorful school campus teeming with iconic characters from various anime series and games.

Narrator (deep, cinematic tone):
"Union Academy. A prestigious institution where the most extraordinary individuals from across worlds come to learn, grow... and collide."

Scene switches to the Academy gates, where our protagonist (let's call him "Kai") steps out of a hover-car driven by Crunch Bandicoot. He hesitates, glancing back nervously as Coco Bandicoot, clinging onto his arm, fusses over him.

Coco: (wiping his face with a cloth) "Are you sure they have Wumpa Fruit here? And what if bullies pick on you, Kai? What if someone—"

Kai: (embarrassed) "Mom! I'll be fine! It's just school... right?"
Cue awkward silence as several anime students pass by, giving Kai strange looks. A floating Monokuma (Danganronpa mascot) barks out rules through loudspeakers.

Narrator:
"But Kai isn't just another student. He was raised by bandicoots..."

Quick-cut sequences of baby Kai riding on Crash Bandicoot's back, wearing goggles like Coco, and fist-bumping Crunch.

Narrator:
"...and let's just say, normal life? Not his strong suit."

Flash forward to Kai in the cafeteria, attempting to eat spaghetti with a Wumpa Whip topping, much to the disgust of Katsuki Bakugo (My Hero Academia), who yells about "extra weirdos." The food ends up in the air, leading to a chain reaction of chaos.

Meanwhile, Kai and Crash are spotted pouring barrels of Wumpa Whip into the Academy's pool as other students approach, curious.

Ruby Rose (RWBY): (excitedly) "Is that edible?!"

Kai: (grinning) "Heck yeah. Dive in!"

Crash cannonballs into the pool with a splash as the screen cuts away to Yang swinging on a rope.

Yang Xiao Long: "WATCH THIS!"

She struggles to let go of the rope, screaming, until she slams into a tree in classic slapstick fashion. Her aura flares briefly before cuts to her dramatic (and comical) fall.

Narrator (deadpan):
"...Union Academy will never be the same."

Montage of chaos: Kai accidentally reprograms Bumblebee (Transformers) into a salsa-dancing robot. Guts (Berserk) tries to wield a giant sword in gym class only for Crash to jump on it like a seesaw, launching food across the room. Tanjiro (Demon Slayer) looks bewildered as Crunch unironically offers him fighting tips while wearing sunglasses.

Coco (via FaceTime, hysterically yelling):
"KAAAAAAAAAAI! Are you eating right? Are you behaving? Don't make me come back there!"

Kai pulls his phone away as everyone in the background flinches from Coco's projected screech, including characters like Saiki Kusuo (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.), who uses psychic powers to block the soundwaves.

Narrator:
"But when trouble strikes..."

Dramatic shift. An explosion rocks the Academy (separate from Kai's antics—this one's serious), and powerful villains from across universes storm the grounds. Kai puts on his goggles, determined.

Kai: "You mess with the Academy, you mess with ME!"

Clips of action: Kai uses his natural agility (honed from living with bandicoots) to evade Danger Beast attacks, his Wumpa Bazooka (a gadget Coco designed) blasting enemies as Crash joins him in a tag-team attack. Ruby and Deku fight alongside him while Spider-Man swings between buildings. Coco appears out of nowhere in a hovercraft, armed to the teeth.

Coco: "NO ONE TOUCHES MY BABY!"
(She sprays Wumpa bazooka rounds wildly while students scramble for cover.)

Cut to comedic aftermath.

Blake (RWBY): (to Kai, exhausted) "Is your mom always like this?"

Kai: (shrugging) "She's actually going easy on you guys."

Cue final shot of the Academy rebuilding. Kai and his bandicoot family wave from atop a pile of rubble, surrounded by cheering students. Yang is in a full-body cast nearby, managing a thumbs-up.

Narrator:
"Get ready for... Union Academy: A Crash Course in Chaos. Coming soon to theaters... and your favorite streaming platform."

Cue Crash Bandicoot's iconic "Yaaahoo!" as the screen fades to black with the sound of something comically exploding in the background.

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(The screen fades from black, and the booming voice of a trailer narrator begins. The visuals flicker like scenes from an anime, brimming with high-energy antics, heartfelt moments, and explosions.)

Narrator:

"In a world teeming with heroes, warriors, and overachieving teenagers..."

(Scene opens with students of varying anime franchises—Ruby Rose from RWBY sharpening Crescent Rose, Deku from My Hero Academia frantically scribbling in his notebook, Saitama from One Punch Man staring absently at an uneaten bowl of ramen. The camera pans past the illustrious campus of Union Academy, with its towering Gothic-inspired architecture and rows of dormitories bursting with energy.)

Narrator:

"One boy, raised far from the bustling din of the ordinary world, is about to shake up everything they thought they knew about student life. Meet Finn Bandicoot, beloved son of the legendary Bandicoot family!"

(Finn, a teen with scruffy brown hair streaked with Wumpa orange highlights, clutches a pair of googles slung around his neck—a clear spitting image of his adoptive father, Crash. He stands at the Union Academy gates, looking simultaneously lost and excited. His adoptive family waves goodbye energetically in the backdrop.)

Coco Bandicoot: (Yelling into the distance)
"DON'T FORGET TO EAT YOUR WUMPA FRUIT DAILY! AND REMEMBER YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES, FINN!"

Crash: (Unintelligible Bandicoot chatter punctuated by thumbs-ups and wild arm motions.)

Crunch: (Flexing his muscles with silent approval.)

Narrator:
"A boy with zero experience when it comes to normal teenagers..."

(Cut to Finn in a classroom scenario. His classmates—characters from various anime series—stare as Finn does something bizarre. He's balancing a tray of Wumpa fruit, spinning energetically, and somehow launches snacks to each corner of the room.)

Finn: (Confused but eager)
"Breakfast delivery, Bandicoot style! Oh, shoot—heads up!"

(One stray fruit bounces across the room. Yang Xiao Long from RWBY catches it just before it smashes into her head.)

Yang: (Laughs)
"What is this? Some kind of mutant peach?"

Finn: (Proudly)
"It's a Wumpa fruit! Only the greatest thing on this planet!"

Narrator:

"Union Academy thought it had everything under control..."

(The screen cuts to scenes of chaos: explosions in the school lab; Saitama casually punched through a wall as Finn accidentally propels him with a misfired rocket from one of Coco's gadgets; Weiss Schnee being caught in a Wumpa fruit rainfall during gym class.)

Weiss: (Irritated, holding a fruit-covered rapier)
"This is absurd! Who let the wild animal run loose?"

Ruby Rose: (Laughing hysterically)
"He's totally fitting in—and by totally, I mean not at all."

The Heart of the Story:

(Cue subtle, heartfelt music. Finn sits at a bench outside the school at sunset, watching other students laughing and bonding. He fiddles with his goggles, uncertain of his place in such a new world. A shadow looms over him—it's his "Mama," Coco, contacting him via hologram on a communicator watch.)

Coco: (Voice trembling slightly with concern)
"Did you make any friends today, sweetheart?"

Finn: (Hiding his longing)
"Uh—yeah! Totally! I think Yang wants to try Wumpa-whip in her cereal tomorrow! She's gonna love it."

Coco: (Relieved but suspicious)
"Are you sure everything's okay? I can drop by and—"

Finn: (Smiling but firm)
"No, Mama, don't worry! I can do this."

Mischief Meets Mayhem:

(Finn soon finds unlikely camaraderie with a rowdy group of Union Academy's infamous misfits, led by Yang. The scene shifts to a poolside adventure—Yang swings on a fraying rope over the pool, her fearless grin slowly transforming into sheer panic as momentum sends her hurtling upward.)

Yang: (Screaming mid-air)
"TOO HIGH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!!!!"

Finn: (Clutching his stomach laughing with Ruby and Deku)
"Let go, Yang! You're gonna hit the—"

(She smacks comically into a tree trunk before making a spectacular cannonball splash into the water, breaking her aura-protected bones.)

Yang: (Giving a thumbs-up from the water)
"Nailed it!"

(Cue Finn. He dives straight into a separate pool filled to the brim with Wumpa-whip—thick, orange, and gooey. As he retrieves a towel, Crash cannonballs after him, sending both flying from the splash.)

Ruby: (Pointing and laughing)
"WHO BRINGS A FRUIT WHIPPED CREAM POOL TO SCHOOL?"

Finn: (Grinning and covered in Wumpa-whip)
"New tradition, guys! It's how Bandicoots bond!"

Challenges Ahead:

(The trailer shifts tone. Dramatic music swells as Finn faces real difficulties: misunderstandings with classmates, a failed group project, and the lingering insecurity that he doesn't belong. Coco becomes more worried, constantly calling him and offering overly-parental advice. Finn snaps at her one day, overwhelmed by his own failures.)

Finn: (Angry, pacing in his dorm room)
"STOP treating me like a baby, Mama! You're not here—you don't understand what it's like being the weird Bandicoot kid in a school full of heroes and warriors!"

Coco: (On the communicator, whispering tearfully)
"You'll always be my baby, Finn. I just... don't want you to forget who you are."

(The two fall into silence as Finn's words sink in.)

Redemption and Revelations:

(With renewed determination, Finn puts his Bandicoot-style creativity to the test. A high-stakes obstacle course looms—a tradition at Union Academy. Finn uses Coco's inventions (illegally smuggled from home) and his Bandicoot instincts to not only survive but win spectacularly.)

*(In the climax, as explosions riddle the course and the contestants scream in panic...)

Yang:
*"HOW ARE YOU SO CALM, FINN?!"

Finn: (Laughing, while expertly piloting a makeshift jetpack)
"Bandicoot Rule #1: ALWAYS expect explosions!"

Closing Montage:

(The trailer crescendos into a high-energy montage. Finn ziplining between buildings, throwing Wumpa fruit at overpowered robots, high-fiving Ruby, breaking dance moves while Crash somehow joins a scene, and defending the academy during a massive battle.)

Narrator:

"Union Academy thought it knew chaos... but it never prepared for this. Keep your goggles on tight—it's about to get WUMPIN' WILD!"

*(The trailer titles flash on the screen: Union Academy: Chaos Unleashed.)*

(Final spoken line as the screen fades to black.)

Yang: (Groaning, arm in a sling, voice muffled by gauze)
"Who thought rope-swings and Bandicoots were a good mix?"

Ruby: (Smiling at Finn in admiration)
"I think he's going to fit in just fine."

Finn: (Winking at the camera)
"Let's do this, Bandicoot style."

(The screen explodes in orange and yellow sparks as the Bandicoot family logo flashes across the screen.)

Release Date: Coming Soon!

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Scene 1 - The Beginning
Narrator (Deep, Movie-Trailer Voice):
"Every hero has an origin story... but this one? Well, it's a bit different."

Picture an airplane roaring through a midnight storm. Lightning flashes, thunder growls, and the camera zooms in to the cargo hold. A small baby, barely a year old, nestles in a crate labeled 'Zoo Transfer: Fragile.' Turbulence jars the crate loose, and it teeters near the open cargo door. A bolt of lightning strikes, and—

Cue Crash Into Jungle

The crate lands in the middle of nowhere, skidding to a stop near the Bandicoot family's home island. Standing nearby, Crash Bandicoot spins wildly in confusion while Coco Bandicoot shouts, "CRASH! WE JUST FIXED THAT TREE!"

When the Bandicoot trio investigates the crate, they discover the baby inside. Call it fate, call it destiny, or call it dumb luck, but from that moment on, little Jax (our now-named protagonist) becomes one of them.

Cue the montage of Jax growing up bandicoot-style—chasing wild chickens with Crash, learning tech tricks alongside Coco ("Careful, Jax, the Wumpa bazooka is NOT a toy!"), and sparring with Crunch. He starts calling Coco "Mama" by his second birthday—much to her delight and Crunch's teasing smirks.

But while the Bandicoots embrace their new family member wholeheartedly, Coco can't shake the feeling that Jax deserves to see the world of humans someday.

Cut to Scene 2 - Union Academy Opens Its Doors
Narrator:
"They thought it would be a simple school year..."

Fast-forward to Jax's teenage years. Coco enrolls him in Union Academy, an elite institution where characters from every known anime and video game attend high school.

And Jax? He fits in about as well as a Bandicoot on a chessboard.

Scene 3 - First Day Chaos

Cut to the school courtyard, where larger-than-life characters mill about. Ruby Rose zips by with her scythe, Natsu Dragneel picks a fight with Gon Freecs, and Izuku Midoriya nervously chats with Ochaco Uraraka. Jax's wide-eyed expression screams "What did I get myself into?"

Coco, holding a bag of Wumpa fruit and fussing over his furred hoodie, is not helping.
Coco: "Now, Jax, remember—you have to make friends! And if anyone bullies you, don't hesitate to use your spin attack!"
Jax (embarrassed): "Moooom!"
Coco (completely ignoring his protests): "Did you bring your extra Wumpa Whip? What about clean socks?! And your emergency bazooka?"

When Jax finally escapes Coco's overprotective grasp and walks into class, it only gets better (or worse, depending on his perspective). His classmates immediately notice his... unique qualities.

Yang Xiao Long (from RWBY): "Hey new kid! Why do you smell like tropical fruit?"
Jax: "Uh... it's a long story."
Ren (raises an eyebrow): "Why is there a chicken following you?"
Pan out to see a random jungle chicken pecking at Jax's shoelaces.

Scene 4 - Adjusting to Normal Life

Narrator:
"He's figuring it out. Sort of."

Despite Coco's helicopter mothering, Jax quickly develops his own brand of friendship—with a hefty dose of Bandicoot chaos along the way.

Montage of Moments at Union Academy:

Jax in Chemistry Class
Jax absentmindedly adds Wumpa Whip to a bubbling concoction, causing the entire lab to erupt in colorful foam. Assists Professor Stein (Soul Eater) in calming it down while Heatblast (Ben 10) gives him a flaming thumbs-up.

In the Cafeteria
Jax offers to share his homemade Wumpa Whip pudding with Todoroki (My Hero Academia). Todoroki politely declines but later sneaks a bite, only for his ice powers to malfunction as the sugar rush takes over.

PE Class Disaster with Yang
Yang attempts an epic rope swing into the Academy pool... but, well, she doesn't let go.
Yang (mid-swing): "TOO HIGH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!!!"
She smashes into a tree, falls, and lands in the pool with a loud splash. Jax, inspired by his jungle upbringing, decides to one-up Yang by cannonballing into the same pool—this time after filling it with Wumpa Whip.
Jax (grinning): "This is how you do it!"
Cue Crash (who somehow sneaks into school) joining in for a splashing competition while the other students stare in disbelief.

Scene 5 - Making His Mark

Over time, Jax forms tight-knit bonds with his classmates. He shares quiet moments with Ruby Rose, who gets him to open up about his unique upbringing. He teams up with Luffy and Natsu to win the school's chaotic obstacle course challenge. And he forms an unexpected rivalry with Katsuki Bakugo after mistaking one of Bakugo's explosions for "a cool game of catch."

But Jax's shining moment comes during Union Academy's annual Class Performance Day. Despite his initial awkwardness, Jax volunteers to lead his class's skit showcasing their unique cultures. He blends Bandicoot-style slapstick with anime dramatics, earning roars of laughter from the student body (and a proud tear from Coco in the audience).

Jax on stage, striking a Crash Bandicoot pose: "Booyah! Who's up for another round of Wumpa-Spin Dance Party?!"

Scene 6 - A Mother's Love and Explosions

Despite his growing independence, one thing remains constant: Coco's undying concern for Jax. She sneaks onto campus during lunch breaks, sends him care packages stuffed with Wumpa pies, and even organizes an emergency rescue mission when she mistakenly believes a routine exam is a "life-or-death battle."

But when an actual school-wide crisis breaks out (because, hey, anime crossover schools can't stay peaceful forever), Jax rises to the occasion. Using a mix of his Bandicoot agility and lessons learned from Union Academy, he leads his friends to safety—proving to Coco (and himself) that he's ready to stand on his own Bandicoot-sized feet.

Final Scene - Back to the Pool

Narrator (as credits roll):
"He came to Union Academy a Bandicoot out of place—but he left it a hero... and still kind of a Bandicoot out of place."

The last shot mirrors an earlier scene: Jax jumps into the pool of Wumpa Whip, splashing everyone in sight. This time, though, the students jump in with him, laughing and hollering like kids in a jungle paradise. Even Coco, clutching a towel and shaking her head, finally lets go and joins the fun.

Title Card: Union Academy: A Bandicoot's Tale
Release Date: Coming Soon!
Tagline: "Normal is overrated."

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Lights dim. Dramatic music swells. The screen is black, save for the faint glow of warm sunlight breaking through lush, tropical trees. Gentle waves crash rhythmically onto a sandy shore.

Narrator (deep voice): "In a world where the extraordinary collides with the everyday..."

A baby's wail cuts through the scene. A half-crushed basket floats precariously down a river, water rushing dangerously around jagged rocks. The camera zooms in on a tiny infant inside the basket, his bright eyes wide with fear, tears streaming down his chubby cheeks.

Just as the current threatens to swallow him whole—

CRASH!!!

A flash of orange fur somersaults onscreen. Crash Bandicoot, grinning idiotically, plucks the baby out of the water just moments before the rapids pull the basket under. He spins in celebration, causing the baby to giggle.

Narrator: "...a boy without a home was found by those who danced—and spun—to their own beat."

Cut to a cozy, colorful home filled with mismatched objects and an overwhelming jungle aesthetic. Coco Bandicoot, wearing her signature overalls, frantically bolts after the now-toddler boy as he climbs a huge stack of precariously balanced boxes.

Coco: "No! No, no! Get down from there, young man! I don't care if you're part bandicoot—human babies DON'T DO THIS!"

The boy, giggling mischievously, jumps off the top of the boxes, only for Crunch, the musclebound older "brother," to catch him mid-air like a football.

Boy: "Again! Again!"

Coco stomps over, panic-stricken.

Coco: "NO AGAIN! UGH! Crash, back me up here!"

The camera zooms to Crash Bandicoot snoring loudly on the couch, a controller dangling from his limp hands. Coco cradles her palm in frustration, muttering under her breath.

Narrator: "They raised him as one of their own... until it was time for him to find his place in a larger world."

Cue a montage.

Scene 1: Coco nervously fills out a dense stack of papers labeled "Union Academy Admission Form" while the boy peeks over her shoulder, obliviously slurping Wumpa whip from a cup.

Scene 2: Crash gives him a high-five and Crunch ruffles his hair before he hops onto a school bus that looks bizarrely like it's powered by turbo engines.

Scene 3: Coco waves frantically through the window while yelling, "CALL ME EVERY HOUR. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES. DON'T LET THE PSYCHIC BOYS TALK YOU INTO STUFF!"

Narrator: "But Union Academy... was NOT ready for him."

Union Academy stands tall in the next shot—a massive school mixing futuristic sci-fi architecture with fantasy castles and anime-inspired design. Students from dozens of franchises mingle. RWBY characters chat at the gates while anime icons like Izuku Midoriya, Tanjiro Kamado, and Natsu Dragneel spar on the training fields.

Then the camera shifts to OUR protagonist stepping out of the crazy turbo bus, his jungle-inspired outfit standing out like a sore thumb. Some of the more "normal" students glance at him confused, while RWBY's Yang Xiao Long raises an eyebrow with a smirk.

Protagonist (unsure): "Well... this looks... totally NOT normal. I'll fit right in."

Cue chaos.

Scene 1: The protagonist accidentally triggers a classroom experiment explosion after mistaking test tubes for drinkable Wumpa whip. Smoke billows everywhere, and Coco's voice rings loud through a Holo-Call on his wrist, screaming, "WHAT DID YOU DOOO?!?"

Scene 2: He runs for his life from a training robot gone rogue after being triple-dog dared by Yang to press the Big Red Button.

Scene 3: Students gasp as he casually bathes in the school fountain, which he just converted into a bubbly pool of Wumpa whip, only for Crash Bandicoot to inexplicably appear to join in.

Narrator: "A place where legendary heroes train... and one bandicoot-raised boy might just turn everything upside down."

The camera cuts to an outdoor ropes course on the sprawling campus. A high-strung, "future pro-hero," type yells at everyone from the ground to stay focused. Yang grabs hold of a swinging rope, laughing.

Yang: "Watch this! LET'S GO!!"

She soars high into the air but doesn't let go, her face turning from excitement to pure terror as she continues to ascend.

Yang (screaming): "TOO HIGH! TOO HIGH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!!"

As other students shout at her to let go, her desperate grip doesn't falter—and then STH-WHACK! She smashes into a massive tree, slapping every branch on the way down before crashing to the ground with a comical number of broken bones.

Ruby (off-screen): "...You're gonna feel that in the morning."

The next scene cuts to the protagonist, sitting cross-legged near some hyperactive freshmen reviewing the chaos Yang just caused. Unfazed, he pulls out his secret stash of Wumpa whip and dunks his entire head into the sugary, viscous concoction.

Crash appears from nowhere holding a bigger jar of Wumpa whip. The two exchange silent nods before simultaneously belly-flopping into a pool filled with it.

Narrator: "From life lessons of friendship and courage..."

Scene 1: RWBY's Ruby Rose and the Protagonist team up on a "Save-the-Academy" team mission after they both accidentally unleash villains during a school assembly.

Scene 2: Crunch, in all his muscle-bound glory, shows up for parents' weekend. The teachers are both mortified and impressed as he singlehandedly lifts a parked school bus to "prove a point" to the gym coach.

Scene 3: Coco runs around the academy, completely panicked, after seeing her son in a food fight. SPAGHETTI FLIES THROUGH THE AIR.

Coco (yelling): "Are you EATING, or are you DODGING?! I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS!!!"

Narrator: "...to ultimate acts of bandicoot mischief."

Scene 1: Yang convinces the protagonist to compete in a "Voice of the Academy" singing contest, and he shatters every window across three miles with his off-key screeches. He wins anyway.

Scene 2: Coco accidentally joins a parents-versus-teachers mech duel after Crash's "coaching" leads to her piloting a malfunctioning bot straight into the principal's office.

A final scene shows the protagonist backflipping through a dangerous obstacle course like a parkour master as his peers gasp.

Ruby: "How is he doing all of this?! Does he even know we're being graded?!"

Protagonist (obliviously): "Graded on what? This is fun!"

Narrator: "Union Academy... will never be the same."

The trailer ends with a chaotic shot of the entire school campus, where explosions, laughter, and random bandicoot shenanigans reign. Somewhere in the shot, Coco is chasing Crash, screaming, "YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!"

The title screen bursts forward in bright colors, accompanied by Crash's iconic "WOAH!" sound.

TITLE CARD: Bandicoot Legacy: Union Academy Chronicles

COMING SOON

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Narrator (booming voice): "In a world of heroes, legends, and larger-than-life champions... one academy stands at the crossroads of it all—Union Academy. Where the best from every corner of the multiverse come to learn..."

(Cue dramatic orchestral music that quickly transitions to a playful, chaotic tune)

Narrator (now jovial): "...and occasionally destroy school property."

ACT 1: INHERITED CHAOS

The camera pans across a tropical island paradise—a burst of color, exuberant jungles, and the faint ambiance of upbeat music.

Inside the Bandicoot family's humble yet wacky home, the scene is organized chaos. Plates of Wumpa fruit pancakes stacked precariously high, mechanical inventions buzzing in the background, and endless laughter resounds as the family's youngest member enters the frame: a shaggy-haired boy with a wide grin on his face and a Bandicoot insignia stitched into his patchy shirt.

This is Kai Bandicotus, a human boy raised in the most unorthodox of ways by the iconic bandicoot trio.

He slides into the room on a floating surfboard cobbled together from Coco's spare machine parts, his arms full of purple Wumpa fruit. Coco, the brilliant tech-genius, promptly yanks her invention's controller back before he crashes into the wall.

"Kai! What have I told you about messing with my hoverboard prototypes?!" Coco groans, her expression a mix of motherly exasperation and unshakable affection.

Kai, grinning sheepishly, looks up at her—his silver-flecked eyes sparkling with mischief. "But, Mama, I WAS racing Uncle Crash!"

Cut to Crash Bandicoot, belly-flopping into the nearby fruit stockpile, sending a cascade of fruit raining down on Crunch Bandicoot, who growls loudly in disapproval.

"YOUR Uncle Crash," Crunch mutters dryly, peeling a Wumpa fruit slice off his face, "is a terrible influence."

Kai beams. "He's the best Papa ever!"

Coco sighs but can't help the soft smile that blooms on her face. "You're impossible," she mutters, rustling Kai's shaggy mop of hair.

But everything changes when Coco receives an invitation—a glowing electronic declaration from Union Academy promising adventure, discovery, and a proper education for the multi-dimensional youth of today. For Kai, this opportunity is everything Coco has ever dreamed of: her son finally getting a chance to learn among others his age after years of island hijinks.

"I'll miss the Wumpa Whip," Kai murmurs wistfully, already picturing barrels of sweet, fruity drink back home.

ACT 2: A CRASH COURSE AT UNION ACADEMY

Union Academy sprawls before them in shimmering splendor—a hyper-futuristic campus teaming with students from every multiverse imaginable: Jedi sparring with Huntsmen, Pokémon trainers wrangling Charizards, and even Spiral Knights trying to recruit people for deep expeditions.

But for Kai, the transition feels less "grand adventure" and more "awkward fish-out-of-water."

Cue montage:

Lunchroom Fiasco: While most students opt for pizza or sushi, Kai pulls out a gargantuan Jenga stack of Wumpa pancakes, much to the bewilderment of nearby classmates.Cultural Misunderstanding Number One: Attempting to "befriend" Team RWBY's martial artist Yang Xiao Long by challenging her to a fruit-eating contest—which ends with a very, VERY full Yang and a mountain of apple cores behind them.Training Mishap: During sparring practice, a hyperactive Kai uses one of Coco's inventions to "augment" his speed. Cue cartoonish blur zooming out of control, colliding with nearly everything in sight. The headmaster is not pleased later.

Throughout it all, Coco checks in via interdimensional video calls at least three times a day, flooding him with concerned, rapid-fire questions:

"Mama's little Wumpa, are you eating well?"
"You're being careful, right? Not getting into trouble?... Oh, who am I kidding, of course you're getting into trouble!"
"Do we need to send Uncle Crunch to 'remind' those teachers not to be too harsh?"

Although overwhelming, Kai smiles gratefully at her persistences—the Bandicoot trio are his constant, no matter where he is.

THE YANG X KAI INCIDENT

Cut to Team RWBY's Yang staring down a rope pulley leading across the academy pool. Crowds of students have gathered to witness her latest stunt. She's brimming with confidence until halfway across, doubt creeps into her normally fearless demeanor.

Yang (screaming): "TOO HIGH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!"

The crowd yells up suggestions: "Let go!" "Stop swinging higher!" But Yang is stuck, her panicked eyes wide—until the rope brings her swinging directly toward a towering oak tree.

CRACK. THUD. SPLASH. Yang plunges into the water, an abject mess of tangled hair, broken bones, and dripping confidence.

Cue close-up of our protagonist, Kai, darting across the screen carrying a barrel of... Wumpa Whip? He sprints past the bedraggled Yang and dives headfirst into a nearby pool teeming with the glowing juice, laughing maniacally.

Narrator: "...and sometimes, coping means resisting the chaos. Or... in this case... doubling down on it."

Students look on in shock as Kai swirls in the pool, Crash himself magically appearing out of nowhere to cannonball into the sugary nectar alongside him. Hoots and hollers break out as the chaos spreads through the students.

Yang, wrapped in bandages and sporting twin arm slings, groans from where Weiss drags her. "Figures that guy doesn't even need to break bones to win people over."

ACT 3: UNION ACADEMY TRANSFORMED

But Kai's presence begins to have unexpected effects on the academy. His eccentric energy, unrelenting positivity, and unstoppable determination manage to draw people together.

From helping a shy Mobian student confront bullies to unwittingly inspiring Pyrrha Nikos to help him design a fully functional Wumpa-powered slingshot launcher, Kai proves that while he may not fit into the mold of "normal," he's far from useless.

Even Yang finds herself warming up to the Bandicoot boy after he gifts her a customized Wumpa dispenser helmet to keep her from passing out mid-training. "Okay, Wild Boy, you're growing on me," she begrudgingly admits.

But trouble looms on the horizon.

A sinister shadow creeps over the academy—a coalition of multiversal villains has begun scheming against Union Academy's students, intent on sowing chaos and destruction. When the school goes under siege, all hands are required to defend it. Despite his unorthodox training, Kai rises to the occasion alongside his classmates, banding together with new friends and fuzzy blue "uncles" to protect their newfound home.

THE CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN

In the final showdown, Kai stands shoulder-to-shoulder with Team RWBY, the Smash Brothers, and even some unlikely allies like Sonic and Deku. His weapon of choice? One of Coco's experimental devices—a malfunctioning Wumpa cannon that sprays sticky fruit juice and causes comical battlefield distractions.

Cue montage of him disarming terrifying villains with splashes of gooey Wumpa. "Betcha didn't expect this!" he shouts, wielding his familial chaos like a badge of honor.

ACT 4: HOME IS WHERE THE CHAOS IS

As the sun sets on another wild academic year, Kai and his team stand triumphantly amid the wreckage of the schoolyard (because nothing at Union Academy stays intact for too long).

Back at home, Kai regales Coco, Crash, and Crunch with stories of heroism, antics, and unlikely friendships. Coco shakes her head but smiles proudly at her son—the boy she believed in even when the odds were stacked against him.

Kai looks at his makeshift family and grins, the weight of the day sliding off his shoulders. "Union Academy wasn't ready for a Bandicoot... but don't worry. I barely destroyed half the school."

Cue laughter, roll credits, and an upbeat remix of the Crash Bandicoot theme.

Narrator (in final epic tone): "Kai Bandicotus has joined the multiversal stage—and Union Academy will never, ever be the same again."

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Union Academy: Crash Landing

Imagine a world where chaos and laughter collide. Where one boy, raised by bandicoots, must navigate the treacherous halls of teenage drama, friendship, family, and... explosions. Welcome to Union Academy—things will never be the same.

The boy's earliest memory wasn't filled with warm faces or gentle lullabies. Instead, it was the sound of crashing waves, the crackling of fire, and the strange warmth of fur against his tiny body. He didn't know how or why he'd been there, but that accident on a remote island left him attached to the most unusual family anyone could imagine: a trio of bandicoots.

Crash Bandicoot, with his wild grin and mischievous spirit, was more like a chaotic whirlwind of energy than a typical father-like figure, but to the boy, he was "Papa." Coco Bandicoot, the brilliant yet anxious inventor, took on the title of "Mama," despite her weird protests of, "But I'm his sister!" And then there was Uncle Crunch, the massively buff bandicoot with a heart of gold. Together, they raised him as their own. The island was his home, and their peculiar brand of familial love was the only love he'd ever known.

And it suited him just fine.

His name? Axel. But everyone knew him by another nickname: the Mischief Maker.

Cue the Narrator's Voice: "This summer... prepare your coconuts... because chaos has a new name."

As Axel grew up, life was a whirlwind of Wumpa Whip chugging contests, inventing improbable gadgets with Coco (many of which ended in glorious explosions), wrestling matches with Uncle Crunch, and lessons on mischief from Papa Crash himself.

But all good things must face change. One day, Coco sat Axel down in her lab for a serious conversation—something involving formulas scribbled across the walls and a looming sense of guilt.

"Axel," Coco said, pushing her glasses up the bridge of her nose, "you're... uh, getting to that age where you need more than crashing and running around. You need to, you know... socialize."

Axel blinked at her. "Socialize? You mean like those weekly wrestling matches we have?"

"No, no." Coco rubbed her temples. "I mean with normal people."

Axel frowned. "Why would I want to hang out with boring people?"

Coco groaned dramatically, slapping her hands down on her desk. "It's not about them being boring! It's about you being ready for the real world! You need to learn teamwork, patience, hygiene—"

"I thought 'smelling like adventure' was good hygiene?"

Coco whimpered. "I've failed you."

Fast forward three weeks later, and Axel was dragging a duffel bag down the pristine campus of Union Academy, a sprawling school where characters from all walks of the multiverse came together to learn and grow. Axel's eyes widened at the enormity of it all—the towering buildings, the perfectly trimmed lawns, and the sheer number of students bustling about. Students who walked on two feet. Humans. Mostly.

"Your 'Mama' is going to miss you," Coco sniffed, clutching him into a suffocating embrace. She was openly weeping as Crunch stood stoically behind her, patting her back for support. Somewhere behind them, Crash was distracted chasing a butterfly, as usual.

"I'm going to be fine," Axel assured her, even as anxiety bubbled in his chest. He didn't really understand the concept of interacting with "normal" teenagers, and something about being away from his chaotic yet comfortingly familiar family terrified him.

But it was time for the Mischief Maker to set his mark on the world.

Scene Transition: Inside Union Academy's Cafeteria

The first week was an adjustment. Axel tried sitting with other students for lunch, which quickly turned weird when he casually slapped a bottle of Wumpa Whip on the table and asked, "Do you guys drink this, or are you more the root beer type?"

Nobody knew what Wumpa Whip was. Half of them assumed it was toxic.

The next day in biology class, Axel raised his hand to answer a question. "If I eat a glowing mushroom in the jungle, I can grow double my size temporarily. So yeah, mutation is totally possible without side effects."

"That's... not how biology works," his teacher had responded, shooting him a bewildered look.

By week two, Axel became known as "that weird jungle kid." It didn't help that he spent almost every free hour climbing trees or swinging on ropes around campus. Normal teenagers... yeah, not exactly his crowd.

But if anyone thought Axel was fading into the background unnoticed, they were very, very wrong.

In gym class, things took a sharp turn when Yang Xiao Long (the spunky blonde from RWBY) decided to show off her skills. She stood at the top of a large rope hanging above the academy pool, holding onto it with a cocky grin.

"Watch this!" she shouted, right before swinging into the air above the water.

For a moment, everyone—including Axel—was impressed. But then it became obvious that Yang hadn't thought this through.

"TOO HIGH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!" Yang wailed as the rope swung upward. She froze, white-knuckled, unable to let go.

"LET GO!" someone shouted from the sidelines.

"I CAN'T LET GO! I'M TOO SCARED!!"

The rope jerked violently to the side, slamming Yang headfirst into a tree branch before depositing her unceremoniously onto the ground. A loud cracking sound followed. ("She'll be fine," someone muttered. "Aura.")

Axel, sitting nearby, casually sipped a Wumpa Whip like nothing had happened. When everyone looked at him like he'd just witnessed a car crash, he blinked innocently.

"What?" Axel shrugged. "I've seen Papa hit himself with bigger stuff and walk it off."

And if normal students weren't enough to keep Axel entertained, Crash himself decided to make an appearance at the school. Well, sort of.

"You did WHAT?!" Coco's voice screeched over the holo-communicator.

"Relax, Mama, it's fine!" Axel reassured his overprotective mom. "Papa just thought I'd get homesick, so he came by to visit."

In the background, Crash dove headfirst into the academy's fountain, splashing three unsuspecting students while letting out his signature "WOAH!" It was chaos incarnate.

As if to prove Axel's point, Crash then dragged his "son" to the rooftop of the cafeteria, where the two of them dumped buckets of Wumpa Whip into the school pool.

"You're gonna get expelled!" Coco had yelled on the holo-call. "I swear to N. Brio, if you blow up that school—"

A loud BOOM interrupted her words. The camera panned just slightly to the left... revealing a gigantic scorch mark where the pool's diving board used to be.

Axel scratched the back of his head sheepishly. "Uh... gotta go, Mama!"

Despite all the chaos, Axel slowly found his place at Union Academy. Sure, he didn't have much in common with his classmates, but his fearless attitude (and unapologetic weirdness) made him stand out in the best way possible.

When Nora Valkyrie (RWBY) challenged Axel to an eating contest in the cafeteria, he didn't just accept—he invented a "make-your-own Wumpa fruit burrito" and won the challenge spectacularly.

When Jaune Arc needed help training in combat class, Axel stepped in with his unorthodox bandicoot-style fighting moves, which involved a LOT of belly flopping and spin attacks.

And when Ruby Rose saw Axel's crazy tree-climbing skills, she begged to have him join her Capture-the-Flag team. ("You're like a jungle ninja! You HAVE to be on our side!")

Little by little, Axel discovered that maybe "normal teenagers" weren't so boring after all.

Cue the Finale: The Big Dance Scene

The academy's formal dance came quicker than Axel had expected, and he hadn't bothered to learn how to dance. But then Yang (arm still in a cast from the rope incident) dragged him onto the floor.

"You've got the best energy, jungle boy," she said with a grin. "Now show me what the Bandicoots do for fun."

Axel hesitated for half a second before breaking into one of Crash's infamous moves: a chaotic, limb-flailing whirlwind of energy that made absolutely no sense but left everyone watching in stitches. By the end of the night, nearly half the students were doing Axel's bizarre "Bandicoot Shuffle."

The screen fades to black as the narrator's voice returns.

"Union Academy will never be the same. Mischief, friendship, and family collide in a coming-of-age comedy that will leave you spinning."

"This summer, join Axel and his wild bandicoot ways in the ultimate school adventure: UNION ACADEMY: CRASH LANDING."

Cue: Explosion Spinning Bandicoot Yang's faint yell of, "I broke MORE bones?!"

Coming soon to a theater near you.

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Union Academy: Mischief Unleashed

Narrator's Voice (deep and dramatic):
"Welcome... to Union Academy, where the best of anime and gaming's brightest minds, strongest warriors, and craftiest tricksters come together under one chaotic roof. A melting pot of heroes, adventurers, and now... one very out-of-place Bandicoot boy."

ACT I: Bandicoot Beginnings

As a baby, he shouldn't have survived. The wreckage of the crash caught fire. Everything around him burned, metal twisted, and ash choked the sky. Rescuers gave up hope of finding anyone alive.

But that's when Crash Bandicoot, the unlikeliest hero in any dimension, found him. Dodging fiery debris with his signature cartoony bounds and yells, the bandicoot trio—Crash, Coco, and Crunch—rescued the infant. Little "Luke", as Coco decided to call him, was too weak to cry in his early days, but his little brown eyes sparkled in the hands of the makeshift family.

Coco, the genius of the trio, took charge immediately, becoming "Mama" by Luke's baby babbles. As Luke grew, he also started calling his "Uncle" Crash... "Papa." Crash, who had never even thought of being responsible for anything, found himself amused, slightly confused, and eventually proud of the small human clinging to him.

On the flip side, Crunch grumbled something about not wanting to be called "Aunt Crunch" and firmly earned "Uncle" status instead.

But with three Bandicoots raising one human child, Luke's normality... well, it didn't stand a chance.

From sledding down Wumpa Island's volcano slopes (using Crash's old surfboard) to attempting his first "Wumpa Rocket cooking experiment," Luke grew into the kind of boy who thrived on mischief, chaos, and a whole lot of family love.

ACT II: Union Academy Beckons

But then came the letter: "Union Academy Acceptance Program."

Coco was overjoyed. "My little genius is going to school!" She beamed, pulling Luke into a suffocating hug. Crash cartwheeled in celebration, attempting to swallow 12 whole Wumpa fruits at once, while Crunch read the letter six times over just to make sure Luke wouldn't be tossed into some interdimensional prank.

Luke? Well, let's just say the idea of normal school baffled him. What even was a "normal teenager"?

The first day at Union Academy was chaos itself.

Narrator's Voice: "Luke Bandicoot wasn't your average student. Oh no, Union Academy was about to experience a hurricane of mischief."

Luke's first moment on the campus involved slipping banana peels in front of Weiss Schnee (RWBY), who promptly faceplanted into the school fountain.

"Sorry!" He shouted over his shoulder, absolutely not sorry as he sped away on a makeshift rocket board powered by Wumpa energy.

Coco's voice crackled out of his com-wristband she insisted he wear: "LUKE! STOP THIS NONSENSE. Remember what we talked about?! You're my sweet Bandicoot boy—not some hooligan!"

"Right, sorry, Mama!" Luke chirped, though by this point he'd collided headfirst into a locker, launched the fire alarm, and panic-rolled into Class 2A—landing right in the middle of a weapons-training demonstration.

Cue Professor Aizawa (My Hero Academia) pulling out his capture weapon, already tired.

ACT III: Finding His Place Among Heroes

Despite almost setting the practice combat field ablaze and accidentally serving Wumpa Whip to the cafeteria in place of actual syrup (a huge hit, surprisingly), Luke eventually starts blending into the Union Academy chaos.

Almost blending in, at least.

During a leisure day by the academy pool, students from every corner of the multiverse gather—Titans, Saiyans, Hunters, Heroes, and more.

RWBY's Yang Xiao Long tries to show off.

"Watch this!" she grins, gripping a rope tied to a tree.

The problem? Yang doesn't calculate the arc angle.

SWING!
"S-so high—this was a mistake!"

Everyone panics as Yang sails mid-air like a human rubber band with uncalculated velocity.

"LET GO!" shouts Ruby. "I CAN'T—I'M TOO SCARED!" screeches Yang as she hurtles headfirst toward a tree.

WHAM!

The blonde Huntress crashes, splintering branches and limbs before faceplanting in the grass below.

Luke watches, munching on a stick of roasted Wumpa fruit. "Well, she's not supposed to bend like that," he says cheerfully, before an idea strikes.

In full view of his classmates, Luke cannonballs into one of the small pools that someone had—unexplainably—filled entirely with Wumpa Whip. You wouldn't think Wumpa Whip would bubble, but here it was bubbling.

"Dude... what even is that stuff?" mumbles Kaminari (My Hero Academia), cautiously poking at the goop with his pinkie.

"THE BEST!" Luke shouts, gleefully splashing around before Crash somersaults from some inexplicable rooftop, bellyflopping right into the pool with him. Wumpa Whip sprays upward like a glorious sticky geyser.

By this point, Luke is officially labeled "Chaos Class's King."

ACT IV: Family, Friendship, and... Explosions

Coco hovers over him—even at school. She constantly sends holocalls to warn him about everything.

"Mama," Luke sighs one day in the library—a rare serene moment.

"Did you pack extra socks? Are you brushing your teeth?!"

"I don't have teeth like Crunch—we've been over this!"

"And DON'T take stupid dares from that ninja—what's his name, Naruto?!"

"Naruto's not even in my—"
KABOOM!
An explosion rattles the library windows.

Coco screams through the wristband: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"

Luke peers out the window. Yang has redirected an engine-powered projectile straight into a fountain. Pyrrha Nikos (RWBY) is already shaking her head. Naruto's shadow clones are on fire.

"...Nothing, Mama. Just a normal Monday."

Through his adventures at Union Academy, Luke Bandicoot struggles, stumbles, and learns what being part of a larger world means. Friendship slowly blossoms between him and the Hero Course crew, with Kaminari, Yang, and Ruby often finding themselves too willing to join Luke's equally absurd plans.

At the heart of it all, the strange, quirky human Bandicoot learns more about loyalty and teamwork—not that he hadn't already learned plenty from Crash, Coco, and Crunch, who visit him as often as possible. (Once they stormed Parent-Teacher Conferences armed with Wumpa bazookas just to ensure Luke was treated properly.)

Final Scene: Wumpa Chaos Unleashed

Back at the pool during a school-wide festival, Luke, Crash, and Coco set up a makeshift "Wumpa Juice Stand"... but instead of selling drinks, the Wumpa reactor malfunctions, creating the world's largest food-based geyser.

"Uh-oh," Luke mutters.

"Nope, this is fine!" Crash yells gleefully before striking a pose as the reactor explodes, spraying multicolored Wumpa into the entire campus.

Professor Aizawa just sighs in the distance while Yang shouts, "BEST. DAY. EVER!"

Narrator's Voice:
"Union Academy thought it had seen every kind of student... but it wasn't prepared for Luke Bandicoot. Family, chaos, and coming-of-age combined into the ultimate whirlwind. Brace yourselves, because school just got an extra-large serving of Bandicoot mayhem."

Movie Title Splashes Onscreen:
UNION ACADEMY: BANDICOOT MISCHIEF
Coming Soon!

Cue cartoonishly large explosion in the background.

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Union Academy: Bandicoot Chaos

[Opening Scene]

A serene, sunlit forest is interrupted by the sound of rustling leaves and chirping birds. A baby's cries echo in the distance. Then, a shadow moves through the foliage—none other than Crash Bandicoot himself. He tilts his head, as curious as ever. With his signature derpy grin, he peers into a hollow tree trunk, revealing an infant human bundled in tattered blankets.

Narrator (Morgan Freeman):
"In a world far from his own, an infant is discovered. Barely clinging to life after a freak accident, he is taken in by an unexpected family..."

The baby coos softly as Crash picks him up by the blanket, swinging him playfully but carefully. Coco Bandicoot, ever the responsible one, appears behind him with her hands on her hips.

Coco Bandicoot (VA: Tara Strong):
"Crash! You found a human baby?! What are we supposed to do with him?"

The camera pans to Crunch Bandicoot, arms folded firmly over his chest, looking skeptical.

Crunch Bandicoot (VA: John DiMaggio):
"Bet the little guy's trouble. But... okay. If we're doin' this, he's family."

Narrator:
"And so, the Bandicoot trio became the Bandicoot quartet. This, my friends, is where our story begins."

[Montage Scene]
Cue upbeat, chaotic music ("Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves). A montage shows the baby growing up among the bandicoots. He calls Coco "Mama" and Crash "Papa," much to Coco's exasperation. Crash excitedly spins around the house, holding the boy like a helicopter, and Coco repeatedly yells, "CRASH, PUT HIM DOWN!"

One scene shows Crunch teaching him push-ups, the boy struggling hilariously beside him as Crunch encourages, "You'll get there, kid!"

Cut to the boy, now a young teen, sitting on a rocket-powered go-kart with Crash. They speed down a forest path, screaming and laughing as the kart explodes in a fiery crash into a Wumpa fruit tree. Coco facepalms.

Narrator:
"They raised him their way—Bandicoot style. But when it came time for him to join society..."

The screen cuts to an extravagant campus surrounded by fantastical skies and impossibly high towers.

Narrator:
"They... weren't prepared for this."

[Introducing Union Academy]

Our protagonist—let's call him Jak (VA: Yuri Lowenthal)—sits nervously in a classroom filled with iconic anime characters. Ruby Rose (RWBY), Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia), Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer), and more.

Jak looks around sheepishly, leaning over to his seatmate, Ruby.
Jak: "Hey... is it normal for school buildings to not explode regularly?"

Ruby (VA: Lindsay Jones):
"Uh... no. Wait. Actually, yes."

Narrator:
"Meet Jak. Teenage boy. Bandicoot mischief-maker. And absolutely clueless about normal teenage life."

Cut to Jak awkwardly trying to walk into the cafeteria carrying a huge stack of Wumpa fruit, unsure where to sit. Students whisper about the strange, wild kid running around campus, but Jak remains blissfully unaware.

Meanwhile, Coco Bandicoot monitors him with binoculars through a hedge, whispering into a headset.
Coco:
"Keep a close eye on my baby! He's too precious for this place!"

Crash sneaks up on her and presses an airhorn, startling her into dropping the binoculars.

[Chaos Ensues]

The scene shifts to PE, where Yang Xiao Long (RWBY) is confidently holding a rope swing over a massive pond.

Yang (VA: Barbara Dunkelman):
"WATCH THIS!"

She swings high and screams with laughter—until she looks down.

Yang:
"Too high! TOO HIGH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!!"

Everyone shouts for her to let go, but Yang desperately clings on. She smacks into a tree with a loud CRACK and tumbles into the pond with a sickening splash.

Jak, ever fearless, jumps in after her—but not before shouting, "Hold my Wumpa juice!" He lands in the water, pulling out Yang. As the group laughs, Crash Bandicoot suddenly leaps in too, doing a famous belly flop that sends water (and fruit juice) flying everywhere.

Flash forward, and we see Jak introducing the concept of "Wumpa Whip Wrestling" to his confused classmates. It's essentially a pool filled with Wumpa fruit whipped cream that you're supposed to wrestle in—but it quickly devolves into chaos as Crash appears out of nowhere and does a cannonball.

Cut to Coco lecturing Jak later in their dorm room.
Coco:
"Jak! You can't just teach these kids to dive into food! There are RULES here!"

Jak (smirking):
"Rules don't apply when Wumpa fruit is involved."

Crash waltzes in, wearing a Wumpa whip mustache while holding two popsicles. Coco kicks him out.

[Heartfelt Moments]

Though Union Academy is chaotic, Jak begins to grow attached to his new friends. A montage shows him bonding with Ruby, learning battle strategies from Midoriya, and even sparring with Tanjiro in combat class.

Jak (nose bleeding, smiling):
"You're fast... but I've got Bandicoot genes!"

Tanjiro (VA: Zach Aguilar):
"That's... not a thing."

One touching scene shows Jak opening up about his uncertain place in the world. He's sitting on the roof with Ruby as stars twinkle above.

Jak:
"You know, I'm not exactly human. But I'm not a Bandicoot either. Sometimes I wonder... where do I really belong?"

Ruby:
"Hey, you belong right here. With us. Who cares what the rest of the world thinks?"

[Climactic Conflict]

But Union Academy isn't a quiet place for long. The tranquil days are interrupted by—surprise—an evil villain planning to destroy the world. This time, it's Dr. Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot series) trying to sabotage the academy using robots disguised as harmless cleaning drones.

Jak:
"Wait, I recognize those bots! Uncle Crunch used one as a toaster once!"

With the help of his friends, Jak takes charge. As Coco panics from behind her tech console, yelling for her "baby" to stay safe, Jak leads his classmates into battle.

Ruby wields her Crescent Rose, Yang crushes enemies with her gauntlets, and Jak...? Well, he spins wildly like Crash, taking out dozens of bots.

Yang:
"Dude, that's awesome! How do you spin like that?"

Jak:
"Years of practice. Also? No fear of vomiting."

The final showdown comes when Dr. Cortex unleashes a gigantic mech. Just as all hope seems lost, Crash and Crunch bust into the academy on rocket-powered hoverboards, Wumpa bazookas in tow.

Crunch:
"Did someone say family backup?"

Coco:
"Crash, you idiot! This is a SCHOOL!"

As the bandicoots join forces with Union Academy's students, the mech is defeated in glorious, chaotic fashion—complete with explosions, Wumpa fruit splatter, and Coco yelling at Crash mid-battle.

[Closing Scene]

After the dust settles, Jak reflects on everything. He's sitting on the academy's roof again, this time with Coco, Crash, and his new friends.

Jak:
"Maybe I don't belong to just one family. Maybe... I have two."

Coco wipes away a tear and pulls him into a tight hug.
Coco:
"Just promise you'll stay out of trouble. Please."

Jak grins.
Jak:
"No promises."

The screen cuts to black as the family begins to laugh and talk together, but not before one final BOOM! is heard.

Narrator:
"Union Academy will never be the same... and that's exactly how it should be."

Now Playing in a Dimension Near You

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Union Academy Chaos: Bandicoot Style

"From the creators of adventure, insanity, and Wumpa Fruits comes a story of family, growth... and absolute chaos."

Cue a sweeping cinematic score as the screen pans over the lush jungles of N. Sanity Island. The camera zooms in on a ramshackle little Bandicoot den that seems more like an improvised fort. The iconic Wumpa fruit tree sways in the breeze as a baby boy, no older than a few months, is nestled in a makeshift crib (that's suspiciously an old tire). A faint whisper of a plane crash is heard in the background.

Narrator (deep and foreboding): "Born under the most unusual circumstances... no one could've imagined he'd end up here... raised by The Bandicoot Trio."

The camera pans into the den: Crash Bandicoot is snoring upside down on a hammock, twitching in his sleep, while Crunch Bandicoot, the beefed-up, gruff older 'uncle figure,' is busy doing one-handed pushups. And in the corner, a blonde, brainy scientist Bandicoot—Coco Bandicoot—tinkers away on a retro-style gadget.

Suddenly, the infant starts crying. Chaos ensues immediately.

Coco (voiced by Tara Strong, exasperated): "Crash! He's YOUR responsibility today!"
Crunch (voiced by John DiMaggio, gritting his teeth mid-rep): "Don't look at me. I don't do babies unless they're bench-pressing their own weight."
Crash (voiced by Eric Bauza, with iconic grunts and gibberish): "Whoaahhhh BUH-WAH!!"

Crash stumbles across the screen to pick up the baby, awkwardly cradling him while bouncing like he has no clue what he's doing. Coco marches over, confiscating the baby with a sigh.

Coco: "You two are hopeless."
Baby voices gleefully: "Mama!"

Crunch: "Uhhh, don't you mean Aunt Coco?"

Coco: "You know what? Let him call me whatever he wants..."
A beat.
Coco: "But I'm NOT cleaning diapers!"

The baby laughs and looks adoringly at Crash, who's upside-down again in the hammock.
Baby: "Papa!"

Crash (with a wide Bandicoot grin): "BUH-HUH!"

Cue montage of the baby growing up, engaging in all the wacky, absurd antics of the Bandicoot family: zooming around on Coco's improvised hoverboard, cheering as Crunch bench-presses a boulder, flinging Wumpa fruit everywhere, and narrowly dodging explosions caused by one of Coco's experiments gone awry. He's given a human name: Elliot, though the Bandicoots just call him "El."

The scene cuts to present-day. Now a teenager, Elliot Bandicoot (voiced by Yuri Lowenthal, with a playful and occasionally awkward tone) stands at the gates of Union Academy: a prestigious school for young heroes, wildcards, and everything in between. Anime and video game characters file into the colorful campus, chatting, laughing, and generally gearing up for another semester of action-packed adventures.

Narrator (back to dramatic): "Little did they know... this perfectly normal school year... was about to get turned upside-down."

Coco (wiping away tears): "Elliot, you'll do great! Sniff Just remember to trust your instincts, try not to blow anything up—"
She stops and points at Crash threateningly.
Coco: "And NO ENCOURAGING HIM, Crash!"

Crash (grinning and giving a thumbs-up): "WOO-HOOO!"

Screeaaannn—a cartoon screech cuts across as Crunch gently pushes them both back toward the Bandicoot Plane.

Crunch: "Let him figure things out. Besides, you programmed GPS into his watch. You'll literally know WHERE he is at all times."
Coco (desperately): "IT'S NOT THE SAME THING, CRUNCH."

Elliot waves goodbye awkwardly and steps into the bustling school courtyard. Immediately he notices how weirdly normal everyone looks—well, "normal" compared to what he grew up with.

Elliot (narrating internally): "Okay, El... You've got this. Just play it cool. Don't freak out if someone asks questions like why you eat barrels of Wumpa fruit or why your favorite hobby is launching TNT crates off cliffs."

Behind him, an explosion roars, sending fireballs into the air. Enter Yang Xiao Long from RWBY (voiced by Barbara Dunkelman), cackling like a maniac as a rope she's swinging on ascends higher—and higher—and higher...

Yang: "WOOHOO, THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOM—"
Her expression suddenly changes to panic.
Yang: "TOO HIGH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!!"

The camera zooms out as Yang clings desperately to the rope, flying straight into a tree. Branches crack, leaves rain down, and she finally lands on the ground with a thumb-up.

Yang: "That was awesome..."
A groan.
Yang: "...Probably should've let go sooner... or later..."

Cut to a stunned Elliot staring.
Cue the audience laughing.

Narrator: "But making friends in this wacky world is easier said than done."

Elliot tries his best to fit in... but it's clear how out of place he feels.

Scene: Elliot in a science lab. He picks up a vial of... something suspiciously glowing green. Naturally, he decides to drink it.
Professor Stein (from Soul Eater): "MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?"
Elliot, baffled, shrugs.
Elliot: "What? At home, Mama said strange liquids are usually fruit-flavored."

A quick cut of characters like Bakugo (My Hero Academia) screaming in frustration as Elliot outruns explosions by hopping on random objects like Crash Bandicoot would, Ruby (RWBY) staring in awe as Elliot effortlessly somersaults over obstacles, and Deku nervously trying to befriend him while all the while Elliot plays with TNT crates.

The teaser trailer kicks into fast-paced music. Bring on the comedy, chaos, and heartfelt moments.

Scene: Coco overhears Elliot mention his "Mama" and immediately video calls him, her worried face filling his entire phone screen.
Coco: "ARE YOU EATING ENOUGH WUMPA FRUIT? ARE PEOPLE NICE? WHO'VE YOU MADE FRIENDS WITH!?"
Elliot groans.
Elliot: "Mama, it's FINE. I promise, no one here has tried to throw me in a bottomless pit yet."

Crash suddenly swings into the frame and starts chanting, "EH! Bottomless pit! BUH-WAH!" He's promptly pulled away by Crunch.

Narrator: "But even amidst the chaos, Elliot learns what it means to adapt while staying true to himself."

Scene of Elliot tossing a Wumpa fruit to Yang and Ruby, introducing their clueless palates to an instant hit. Then comes a moment of camaraderie as Elliot teams up with characters like Misaka (from A Certain Scientific Railgun), creating an environment not even the villains of the Academy want to mess with.

The trailer ends with a smash cut back at the Bandicoot household. A pool filled with Wumpa Whip, neon-blue and fizzy.

Elliot (jumping in headfirst): "CANNONBAAAALLL!"
Crash (diving in after): "YAH-HOOO!"
Camera pans out as Coco facepalms while Crunch laughs.

Final shot: Elliot slipping on Aku Aku's mask and charging toward a class activity while shouting: "VROOOOO!" Ruby, Yang, and Bakugo facepalm while Deku nervously cheers, "Uh, y-you got this... buddy?"

Narrator (slowly fading out): "Coming this summer... it's mischief, mayhem, and Wumpa-fueled family. Get ready for..."

Logo Flash: Union Academy Chaos: Bandicoot Style
Action-packed music crescendos as text appears:
"NOW ENROLLING! (Please sign the TNT waiver.)"

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Narrated in a cinematic trailer voice, the screen fades from black, showing a tropical beach filled with palm trees and a small cottage near the edge of a crystal-clear lagoon. The sound of bongo drums sets the stage as the Bandicoot family comes into view.

Narrator (in a deep, growly voice): "In a world where mischief reigns supreme and family is everything, meet a boy unlike any other... He's not your average student. He's raised by bandicoots!..."

SCENE 1: The Origin

The screen flashes to an image of a destroyed car, lying in the midst of a jungle, smoke billowing into the air. A tiny infant is pulled from the wreckage by none other than Crunch Bandicoot, his hulking, muscular frame framed by sunlight leaking through the treetops.

Crunch (voiced by John Cena): "It's okay, lil' guy. You're safe now... Man, Coco's gonna flip when I show her this."

Narrator: "Found in the wreckage of a mysterious accident as a baby, young Kai is raised far from ordinary humans by the Bandicoot trio. Coco became 'Mama'..."

Coco (voiced by Tara Strong): "Seriously, Crunch? You brought home a HUMAN baby?!"

Kai, now a toddler, tugs at her shorts, big innocent eyes blinking up at her.

Kai: "Mama!"

Coco: "Oh, no, no, no, no—wait. Did you just—? Okay, uh... Mama loves you too, I guess."

Narrator: "Crash became something more than just an 'Uncle'..."

Cue a slowed-down montage of Crash Bandicoot doing his trademark "woah!" spin while baby Kai giggles in a high chair, throwing Wumpa Whip everywhere. Kai watches in fascination before raising his arms to the chaotic Bandicoot, calling out with a big grin on his face.

Kai: "Papa Crash!"

Crash freezes mid-spin, a Wumpa fruit bouncing off his head. Even Crunch, leaning casually in the background, spits out his drink.

Crunch: "Wait, did he just—Crash, man. You just got promoted to—"

Crash (voiced by Eric Bauza): "WOAH! ...Papa Crash!"

Narrator: "Together, they gave Kai the wildest, wackiest childhood you could imagine. Fast forward a decade later, and it's time for him to go where no Bandicoot has gone before... Union Academy!"

SCENE 2: Welcome to Union Academy

As the music shifts to a suspenseful orchestral score, the screen flashes to a sleek, futuristic-looking school hovering on a mountain plateau. The name "UNION ACADEMY" is engraved in giant golden letters on its front gates.

Kai (now a lanky teenager with chestnut hair that sticks up in Bandicoot-like spikes) stands hesitantly at the entrance. His uniform is slightly disheveled, and he's carrying an old, patched-up adventure backpack that might explode at any moment.

Kai (voiced by Xolo Maridueña): "Are you sure this is a good idea, Mama? These kids look... normal."

Coco (via an overloaded holographic communicator): "You'll do fine, sweetie! Just remember, if anyone bullies you, use what Uncles Crunch and Crash taught you! Nobody messes with a Bandicoot, got it?"

Kai: "Does that mean spinning into stuff or throwing Wumpa fruit at them?"

Coco: "THAT'S NOT—! Never mind. Be good!"

Kai walks through the gates, instantly out of place among the disciplined and composed students.

Narrator: "Kai's wild Bandicoot upbringing made him a little... different."

Cue a montage of him climbing on top of lockers, sleepily eating a stash of Wumpa fruits in class, and accidentally setting off the fire sprinklers by spinning during gym class.

Student 1 (whispering): "Who's that weirdo?"

Student 2: "Looks like a feral Tarzan."

Zoom in on Kai's oblivious but confident grin as he wipes his chin with a banana leaf.

SCENE 3: The Yang Incident

Cut to Kai's first school outing with a colorful cast of crossover characters: Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang from RWBY, Deku and Bakugo from My Hero Academia, and even Ren from Re:Zero.

They head to a forest-covered lake for some summer fun. Yang (voiced by Barbara Dunkelman) is hyping herself up next to a makeshift rope swing tied to an ancient tree.

Yang: "Alright, kiddos! Watch this! Ready for some Yangtastic action?!"

She swings dramatically out over the water, but instead of letting go...

Yang: "Wait. TOO HIGH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!"

The others call for her to let go, but Yang clings tightly to the rope, eyes squeezed shut, until she smacks face-first into a tree branch.

Yang: "AAAAAAAHHH!"

She's sent spinning wildly, bouncing off limbs before plunging into the lake with an audible "crack."

Kai (watching from the shore, wincing): "Oof... That's gonna leave a mark."

Narrator: "In a school filled with eccentric students, one thing is certain... Union Academy will never be the same."

SCENE 4: Crash Arrives for a Visit

Cut to Kai in the Union Academy cafeteria with a giant pool filled with Wumpa Whip (a creamy, dessert-like concoction). He eagerly jumps into it, splashing everywhere as students gather to see what's going on.

Suddenly, Crash Bandicoot crashes (pun intended) through the cafeteria doors, wielding a boombox while shredding an electric guitar. Kai cheers as they dive into the pool together, sending Wumpa Whip flying like a massive food fight.

Ruby (voiced by Lindsay Jones): "Who brings a guitar into a school cafeteria?!"

Bakugo (voiced by Clifford Chapin): "SHUT UP, THIS IS AWESOME!"

Weiss (voice dripping with sarcasm): "Oh, wonderful. A food fight. Delightful." She sighs as a glob of Wumpa Whip lands on her nose.

SCENE 5: Family at Its Core

Underneath the chaos, there's heartfelt warmth as Kai reflects on what it means to find your place in the world while staying true to yourself.

Kai: "I know I don't have a 'normal' family... but they're MY family. And no matter where I am, Bandicoots stick together."

[FLASHBACKS show Coco frantically triple-checking his school supplies, Crunch giving him a crushing bear hug, and Crash goofily high-fiving him before his first day.]

Narrator: "From learning to fit in..."

Montage of Kai helping Yang out of a full-body cast after her tree collision, building gadgets alongside Deku, and sparring with Bakugo, who can't stop laughing at Kai's spin attack.

Narrator: "...to causing chaos like a true Bandicoot!"

Cue high-energy clips of Kai and Crash pulling pranks around Union Academy. Scene highlights include: releasing a classroom full of chickens, spinning into Principal Nezu, and accidentally setting off Ren's Return by Death ability.

Ren (voiced by Sean Chiplock): "Oh no, not again—" (Time rewinds immediately.)

Coco (poking her head into the chaos via communicator): "KAI! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT AVOIDING DESTRUCTION?!"

Kai: "You said 'try,' Mama. I never promised anything."

Narrator (with final flair): "This year, Union Academy is about to get..."

(Kai and Crash posing heroically as the school explodes behind them. Kai grins sheepishly while Crash does his iconic dance.)

Narrator: "...BANDICOOT-IFIED!!!"

TITLE CARD: "Union Academy: The Bandicoot Legacy"
(COMING SOON — Produced by Naughty Dog Studios x Funimation)

Cast List Appears:

Xolo Maridueña as Kai BandicootTara Strong as Coco BandicootEric Bauza as Crash BandicootJohn Cena as Crunch Bandicoot...and many more!

Cue catchy, upbeat pop-punk song as the trailer ends.

Final Stinger Scene (Post Trailer):

Yang is seen wrapped in bandages but determined as ever, trying the rope swing again. The other students look horrified.

Yang: "Third time's the charm, baby!"

Cue yet another epic fail as the screen cuts to black.

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The screen fades from black, a slow violin playing a melodramatic tune. A baby's cry echoes. Words appear:

"On a quiet night, destiny took an unexpected turn..."

A camera pans over a smoking car wreck on the edge of a jungle. The baby's cries cut through the stillness. Suddenly, a shadow looms—someone crouching.

And then...

BAM! Crash Bandicoot's iconic goofy grin fills the screen as he picks up the infant with inquisitive sniffs, scratching his head in confusion.

"Crash, what are we supposed to DO with it?" Coco's voice breaks the silence as she approaches, hands on her hips, wearing her iconic pink overalls.

Crash mimes rocking a baby, ending with a proud thumbs-up.

"He was raised by legends..."

Cue the upbeat rock music. Fast-forward to the Bandicoot household, where a 2-year-old Jayden toddles across the floor, covered in mud.

"Uncle Crunch, catch meeeeee!" little Jayden screams as he jumps off the couch onto Crunch's broad bandicoot shoulders.

"Kid, you're gonna be the end of me," Crunch mutters, though he's smiling.

And then... there's Crash, standing cluelessly outside the house with a frying pan on his head, banging it like a drum while Jayden claps delightedly.

Back to Coco inside the house: "Aaand Jayden calls him Papa. WHY does Jayden call you Papa?! I'm the one doing all the dirty work!"

"Papa!" Jayden giggles. Crash strikes a heroic pose with his pan.

"He's not a regular kid..."

An 8-year-old Jayden, now taller and leaner, chases a cart full of Wumpa Fruits downhill. He grabs a rope to stop it, it backfires, and he lands face-first in a pie Crunch was saving.

"Jayden!" Coco growls, running after him.

"Uh-oh..."

TITLE CARD: UNION ACADEMY

Funky bass plays.

Voiceover: "And now... it's time for Jayden to meet normal teenagers at Union Academy. As if that's gonna go well."

The camera pans across students filling the grand Union Academy courtyard: heroes, scoundrels, and sidekicks from dozens of anime worlds. RWBY's Ruby and Weiss are bickering over a plate of cookies. Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia) is frantically scribbling notes. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) is sulking about his height.

And then—

BOOM. An explosion rocks the school. Cut to Jayden hanging upside down on a tree branch, grinning sheepishly.

"Okay, memo to self: Don't mix Nitro Crate slime with milk. Got it."

From the treeline, Coco storms out wearing parental panic like a badge. "Jayden! What are you DOING?!"

"I was making friends, Mama!" Jayden calls.

"FRIENDS?! THESE ARE CRATERS!"

Zoom to RWBY's Yang Xiao Long offering Jayden a massive fist-bump. "Kid, you're insane. I dig that."

"But fitting in isn't easy when you've been raised Bandicoot..."

Cut to Jayden running through the school cafeteria, yelling dramatically, holding a tray of food.

"FOOD FIGHT!"

Suddenly, DOZENS OF CHARACTERS are sucked into a chaotic warzone. Ruby zips across tables like a red blur, Izuku frantically shields a piece of broccoli he's protecting, and Yang punches a turkey into the ceiling with an explosion.

Somewhere in the mess, a victorious Jayden dives into a pool of Wumpa Whip, laughing his heart out. "Best. Day. EVER!"

"With overprotective family watching his every step..."

In Jayden's dorm room, Coco installs a STATE-OF-THE-ART surveillance camera.

"Mama," Jayden groans, "you can't keep doing this."

"I CAN and I WILL. I've seen high school anime. There will be delinquent girls. Or WORSE."

Cut to Crunch sneaking Jayden an entire crate of Wumpa whip. "Don't tell Mama about this, kid. I got your back."

"Uh... Uncle Crunch, why is it ticking?"

"And making mistakes that EVERY teenager makes..."

Cut to Yang swinging on a rope, cackling.

"Watch this!" she declares confidently, flying entirely too high above a lake of sparkling water.

Her confidence fades. "TOO HIGH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!"

Everyone below, including Jayden, yells, "Let go!"

"I CAN'T LET GO, I'M TOO SCARED!" she yells.

And then the inevitable SPLAT. Yang crashes into a tree cartoonishly before hitting the ground, moaning theatrically in pain.

"That... went better than I expected," Ruby remarks.

Jayden winces. "Hey, uh, is it normal to break like ten bones in one go? Asking for a friend."

"But that's what makes him... special."

Cut to a nighttime scene where Jayden sits under the stars with his new friends.

Yang nudges him. "So you call Crash your 'Papa'?"

"Yeah," Jayden replies simply, biting into a Wumpa Fruit.

"And Crunch is Uncle? But Coco raised you. Shouldn't she be Mama or something?"

"She IS Mama," Jayden says without hesitation. "That's just how it all works."

Yang pauses. "... Your life doesn't make sense."

Jayden just smiles. "It doesn't have to."

CHAOS ENSUES.

Cue a rapid-fire montage:

Jayden and Crash piloting go-karts down the Union Academy hallways while everyone else dives for cover.Jayden attempting to explain Bandicoot-style dancing to Weiss Schnee, who very much does not see the appeal.Coco freaking out over Jayden attending a "friendly" sparring match with a fire-breathing dragon.Crunch using his Herculean strength to bench-press three vending machines, muttering, "Don't let anyone at this school push you around, kid."

And the best moment:

Jayden fighting with a group of rogue ninjas threatening his friends. With nothing but a wooden stick and a daring grin, he somehow manages to survive.

"How did you DO that?!" Midoriya asks, wide-eyed.

"I improvised!" Jayden yells as he dodges a surprise attack, swinging on a vine like a jungle-trained pro.

"High school will never, EVER be the same."

A dramatic shot of UNION ACADEMY, standing tall and proud... only for an EXPLOSION to rock one of the towers.

CRASH BANDICOOT slides into frame with sunglasses, chugging Wumpa Whip like there's no tomorrow. Jayden joins him, sharing a high-five as Coco screams in the background.

"JAYDEN! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!"

TITLE CARD APPEARS IN FULL GLORY: "Bandicoot Mischief: The Union Academy Chronicles!"

Voiceover closes: "Coming soon to a dimension near you. Rated K—for Kong-sized Chaos."

As the screen begins to fade, there's a quick bonus scene of Yang swinging from another vine, only for the rope to snap entirely.

"Aww, c'mon!"

Everyone laughs... before dodging the falling tree she inevitably causes to crash.

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Opening Scene – Narration (Movie Trailer Style)
Deep cinematic voice against a rising orchestral backdrop.

Narrator: In a world where heroes, warriors, and champions from every universe come together to learn, grow, and unlock their full potential...one newcomer is about to disrupt everything they thought they knew.

Scene 1 – Baby's Journey
The screen opens in a dark, smoky wreckage. A faint cry echoes through the debris. Amid the destruction of a small plane crash, a lone baby is bundled in survival odds beyond logic. Cue the Bandicoot theme music.

Suddenly, the loveable and chaotic Crash Bandicoot barrels in! Spinning in circles, he accidentally knocks over a tree, which miraculously clears a path to the crying infant. Coco Bandicoot follows close behind, her wrench still in hand from earlier hijinks. Crunch, the rugged and muscular member of the Bandicoot family, stops mid-pushup to take in the scene.

Coco: gasping in horror and scooping up the baby "Aku Aku! Come quick! There's a human here!"

The glowing, wise Aku Aku mask floats onto the screen, radiating light.
Aku Aku: "It seems...he has survived a great tragedy. Fate must have brought him to us."

Coco, against all odds, instantly bonds with the baby as if it were her own.

Baby Boy: in adorably babyish speech "Mama?"

Coco: eyes widening as her heart explodes from cuteness overload "Oh no...he's...he's calling ME Mama?!"

Crunch: "Guess that makes Crash and me uncles. Uncle Crunch...sounds cool."

Baby Boy: pointing at Crash "Papa?"

Crash: gasping and striking his best hero pose "WHA-BA-DA-BA!" (interpreted as a Bandicoot "Sure, why not!")

Scene 2 – Welcome to Union Academy
(Cue upbeat rock music. Years later, we see the Baby Boy — now a ruffled-haired, wide-eyed teenager named Cole Bandicoot — standing in front of the towering gates of Union Academy, the legendary school that unites the brightest young minds and warriors from across the multiverse.)

Narrator: "Meet Cole Bandicoot: Raised by a family of heroes that take the term 'untraditional' to a whole new level."

Coco is teary-eyed behind him.
Coco: "Oh, my little boy! Look at him all grown up — but DON'T FORGET to wipe your face after every meal! And eat your Wumpa Fruit! And, oh geez, don't let those other kids pick on you, or else—" Her voice drowns as Cole pats her shoulder lovingly.

Cole: softly "Mama, I'll be fine. Papa always says chaos solves everything."

Crash, spinning excitedly in circles around them, gives Cole a confident thumbs up. Crunch flexes one more time before bellowing:
Crunch: "Don't let anyone mess with you, and if they do, drop-kick 'em! That's Uncle Crunch advice."

Cole hesitantly enters the academy gates to begin his chaotic, Bandicoot-influenced school journey.

Scene 3 – The Union Academy Wildcard
Inside the academy, it's clear from the start that Cole is different.

In a classroom filled with anime teens like Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia), Ruby Rose (RWBY), and Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto), everyone exchanges awed introductions, talking about their impressive backstories and powers. Then they turn to Cole.

Cole: "Uh...hi. I like Wumpa Whip, trees are great for climbing, and, um...I super love my family?"

Cue awkward silence, followed by a massive crash as Cole accidentally knocks over a bookshelf while attempting to sit in his chair properly.

The chaos is immediate. Papers are flying; one poor side character catches a flying chalkboard eraser to the face. Teachers shout, and Cole starts spinning wildly to try and fix things, inadvertently making it worse.

Ruby: laughing "This guy is clumsier than me!"

Deku: "He's...different. Like no one I've ever met."

Naruto: "I think I like him!"

Despite (or because of) his oddness, Union Academy's students warm up to Cole, welcoming him into their diverse circle.

Scene 4 – Pool of Wumpa Whip (Buddy Comedy Highlight)
It's lunchtime, and the Union Cafeteria is alive with chatter, chaos, and the occasional food fight. Cue the next big event: Cole excitedly announces the arrival of a shipment of the legendary Bandicoot delicacy—Wumpa Whip (a yogurt-like blend of Wumpa Fruit).

Yang Xiao Long (RWBY): "Wait, what's Wumpa Whip? Sounds delicious."

Cole's eyes light up as he dramatically produces a massive pool-sized container of the snack.
Cole: "Only ONE way to find out!"

Cue the next scene, where Cole exuberantly dives belly-first into the pool of Wumpa Whip, splashing everyone nearby. A moment later, Crash leaps in beside him for maximum Bandicoot-style antics.

Yang: "Oh, wow...that actually looks kinda fun. Whoa—WATCH THIS!"

Yang grabs a nearby rope and attempts to Tarzan-swing gracefully into the pool. But naturally, her chaotic instincts kick in halfway through, and she realizes she's gone way too high.

Yang: "TOO HIGH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!"

Everyone: "LET GO, YANG!"

Yang: "I CAN'T LET GO—I'M TOO SCARED!"

Predictably, she careens into a tree, bounces off a branch, and faceplants into the Wumpa Whip with a comedic "SPLAT."

Scene 5 – Family Intervention (Overprotective Coco)
As Cole's antics escalate, Coco becomes increasingly overprotective. She begins sneaking onto campus to secretly "keep an eye" on him. This leads to hilariously over-the-top situations, such as Coco smuggling herself into a class disguised as a teacher, misplacing her wrench during a lesson, and accidentally sparking a small explosion in the Chemistry lab.

Cole: groaning, facepalming "Mama, I'm fine! You don't have to shadow me everywhere!"

Coco: "I'm sorry, sweetie. But have you met you?! You inherited Papa's wild streak and Uncle Crunch's...um...physicality! Someone has to make sure you don't Wumpa Spin your way into detention!"

Scene 6 – Union Academy's Biggest Test
Narrator: "But even in chaos...a Bandicoot finds a way to shine."

The climax of the story shows Union Academy under massive threat from a mysterious villain seeking to dismantle the school's unity. This is where Cole's unique Bandicoot upbringing becomes the wild card everyone needs.

As the villain unleashes destruction, Cole fearlessly spins into the fray, combining Bandicoot ingenuity and teamwork with his classmates. Coco, Crash, Crunch, and Aku Aku appear mid-battle to rally behind him in support.

Ruby: "Whoa—Cole's insane, but this plan might actually work!"

Naruto: grinning "Just follow his lead and SPIN!"

Cue epic battle sequence involving explosive crates, improvised Wumpa bombs, and cartoonish-yet-effective Bandicoot teamwork saving the day.

Closing Scene – Narration Wrap-Up
Narrator: cheerful and triumphant, backed by the iconic Crash Bandicoot victory theme "This year at Union Academy, chaos reigns supreme. But for Cole Bandicoot and his family, that's just how they like it."

As scenes flash by of Coco tearing up at Cole acing a test, Yang handing him a friendship gift (another rope swing), and the whole Bandicoot family sharing Wumpa Whip during a school festival, the final frame shows Cole holding a photo of his family with a giant grin.

Narrator: "Union Academy will never be the same. And honestly? That's a good thing."

Screen fades to black, with one last, famous SPIN sound effect.

Title Card: Union Academy: The Bandicoot Chronicles – Coming Soon!

Cue laughter and applause from an imaginary audience.

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The trailer begins with the serene image of a dense jungle. The sound of chirping birds and rustling leaves creates a peaceful backdrop, only to be shattered by the unmistakable sounds of an explosion and cheerful laughter.

Narrator (dramatic voice):
"Every family has their secrets. But some secrets come crashing into the world... quite literally."

Scene: Flashback to Baby Protagonist's Origin

The camera zooms into a smoldering highway surrounded by wreckage. Emergency sirens wail faintly in the distance. Among the chaos, a tiny baby sits unharmed amidst the debris, cooing innocently. The visuals then shift to the Bandicoot Trio—Crash, Coco, and Crunch—emerging from the shadows of the jungle, surveying the aftermath.

Coco, the ever-curious genius, immediately scoops up the baby.

Coco:
"Where did you come from, little one?"

Baby Protagonist giggles, grabs Coco's orange fur, and babbles:
"Mama!"

Crunch:
"Mama? Coco, we found him five seconds ago!"

Crash (smiling, giving his thumbs up):
"BOO-YAH!"

The screen cuts to a montage of the Bandicoot family raising the baby. Protagonist runs and trips after Crash, calling him "Papa!" Aku Aku floats by, shaking his head with a chuckle, as the baby gleefully clutches onto his mask.

Aku Aku:
"You're the strangest family I've ever seen... but perhaps the happiest."

The scene fades to the Protagonist as a teenager, mischievously grinning while wearing sunglasses, juggling wumpa fruit.

Narrator:
"And some families... are just bound to make waves."

Scene: Union Academy First Day

The camera cuts to the sprawling campus of Union Academy. It's massive and filled with students from across anime worlds: RWBY's Ruby and Weiss sharing lunch, My Hero Academia's Bakugo shouting at Izuku, a group from the worlds of Bleach and Fairy Tail sparring in the quad. It's a mix of universes in perfect synergy.

The Bandicoot family stands at the gates. Coco clutches a handkerchief, her voice quivering.

Coco:
"Now, sweetie, you'll be fine. Remember to focus on your studies, avoid mischief, and DON'T eat the cafeteria food!"

Protagonist:
"But how am I going to have fun if I don't cause a little trouble?"

Crash gives him a big thumbs-up, gesturing enthusiastically with wild hand movements.

Crunch:
"Crash, stop encouraging him! Coco's stressed enough."

Aku Aku sighs in resignation.
"Let the boy find his own path. He may be... different... but he's stronger than you realize."

Protagonist (playfully smirking):
"Don't worry, Grandpa. I've got this under control!"

The moment he steps onto the campus, the words "Under Control" are obliterated as part of the school fountain explodes behind him in a concoction of wumpa whip. Students scatter and scream in dramatic fashion.

Character from My Hero Academia (Kirishima):
"Whoa, this guy's already causing chaos on his first day? That's MANLY!"

Narrator:
"Union Academy has seen heroes and prodigies..."

Images flash by of iconic anime stars walking through the halls.

Narrator:
"But NOTHING could prepare them for him."

Montage of Chaos and Misadventures

The screen transitions to rapid-fire clips showing the Protagonist navigating life at Union Academy:

Protagonist accidentally unleashes a Bandicoot Spin in the cafeteria, turning trays, tables, and food into a chaotic tornado.Ruby Rose (RWBY) gasps with admiration.
"Oh my gosh, that was so cool! Can you teach me?!"Protagonist winks and trips over his own feet mid-spin, sending himself flying into a wall.

Another clip features Yang Xiao Long (RWBY) hyping herself up to jump into the lake using a rope swing.

Yang:
"Okay, I've got this! Watch and learn, people!"

Mid-swing.

Yang:
"TOO HIGH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!!"

The camera freezes as she smacks into a tree with bone-crunching sound effects. She plummets into the water, surfacing with a whimper.

Narrator:
"But behind the hijinks is a heart that beats with courage..."

The mood shifts as emotional music swells.

A scene shows Coco video-calling the Protagonist late at night, her eyes full of worry.
Coco:
"I miss you, sweetie... just be careful, okay?"
He smiles softly.
Protagonist:
"I'll make you proud, Mama."

Another shows him training in the academy's gym, sweat dripping, determination burning in his eyes as All Might nods approvingly.

Narrator:
"And when everything is on the line..."

The screen cuts to the Protagonist standing amid a massive battlefield littered with rubble and fire. Villains from across universes—like Cinder Fall (RWBY), Shigaraki (MHA), and Aizen (Bleach)—stand ready for the final attack.

Coco appears on-screen, desperately holding Crash and Crunch back from rushing to save him.

Coco:
"Let him fight! He can handle this!"

Crash (yelling unintelligibly):
"WOOPA-GAAAA!"

Climactic Battle Scene

The Protagonist is clutching a massive energy ball crackling with blue and orange light, his aura pulsating wildly. He spins into a Bandicoot Tornado, whipping up a storm of debris and energy before hurtling the sphere back toward the villains.

Cinder (shocked):
"What IS he?!"

The screen explodes into light.

Narrator:
"Prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime..."

Final Montage:

The Protagonist dances with Blake Belladonna (RWBY) at a school festival, awkwardly but enthusiastically.He cannonballs into a pool of wumpa whip, prompting Crash to jump in too, resulting in a messy splash.A tearful group hug with Crash, Coco, Crunch, and Aku Aku after the climactic battle.

Protagonist:
"I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for all of you. You're my family."

Narrator (with a cheeky grin in his tone):
"And remember... wherever there's a Bandicoot..."

Cut to Principal Nezu (My Hero Academia) surveying the completely destroyed academy grounds with a sigh.

Nezu:
"What... have I gotten myself into?"

The music climaxes as flashes of the title card fill the screen:

Union Academy: The Rise of the Bandicoot Legacy

The trailer ends with a comedic stinger. Protagonist is wearing a ridiculous apron in cooking class.

Protagonist:
"How hard can making pancakes be?"

Three seconds later, an explosion erupts from the stove.

Yang (covered in batter):
"I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL!!!"

The screen cuts to black with the sound of hysterical laughter.

Narrator:
"Coming soon: Union Academy will never be the same."

_______

Opening shot: A desolate forest, blanketed in fog. The cries of a baby pierce the eerie stillness. We pan over to a smoldering wreck, remnants of what must've been a disastrous accident. Amidst the wreckage, a miraculous sight: a baby, unharmed yet crying, his tiny hands reaching out in confusion.

Crash Bandicoot's iconic orange face appears through the mist, peeking hesitantly at the crying bundle. Behind him, Coco Bandicoot walks cautiously, her look of concern turning into pure maternal instinct upon sight of the baby. Crunch follows not far behind, grumbling, "This ain't our responsibility, you know," but his massive arms are already folded protectively.

The Bandicoot Trio didn't expect to find themselves parents—certainly not to a human boy. And yet, fate thinks otherwise.

Narrator's voice (deep and dramatic): "Sometimes, families aren't born—"

Cue montage: Coco holding the baby boy tightly, murmuring, "I'll take care of you, little one. You're mine now."

Cut to the boy (a toddler now) toddling toward Crash, hands high in the air. When Crash bends down, the boy squeals, "Papa!"—an awkward yet loving moment as Crash freezes before grinning wide and spinning him around.Crunch, flexing his arm muscles in the background, rolling his eyes but gruffly muttering, "Uncle Crunch always has your back, kid."Finally, Aku Aku floats down, ethereal and wise. "I will guide you, little one." The boy claps his hands in joy, shouting, "Grandpa Aku!"

Narrator: "... they're found."

Years pass by. We see glimpses of the boy—now named Cody—growing up amidst the Bandicoot family's peculiar chaos. Whether he's playing "follow-the-leader" with Crash, inventing gadgets alongside Coco, or practicing combat moves Crunch perfected for him, this human boy fits seamlessly into their dynamic.

But Cody isn't an ordinary kid. There's a wild streak in his smile, something almost... Bandicoot-esque about his reckless enthusiasm and boundless energy.

Cue music buildup: A triumphant yet mischievous orchestrated theme that screams "adventure."

Narrator: "Fast forward to today. Cody's all grown up, and it's time for him to explore a world unlike his own—"

The screen flashes the imposing entrance gates of Union Academy, an elite school filled with students from all walks of life, from every universe imaginable. Cody steps forward, duffle bag slung over his shoulder, a wide grin plastered on his face as he marvels at the chaos that is Union Academy. Students showing remarkable powers walk by. Familiar anime faces flash across the screen (RWBY's Ruby Rose zips through with her Crescent Rose; My Hero Academia's Midoriya trains with Bakugo, shouting in frustration; Naruto and Sasuke spar in the distance).

Narrator: "But when you've been raised by the Bandicoot family... fitting in with normal teens might be a challenge."

Cue a scene of Cody nervously walking into the cafeteria. He watches fellow students chatting and laughing until he tries to mimic a "normal" conversation. Halfway through, he accidentally projectiles a Wumpa fruit (which he swears is his "snack") across the room, hitting Weiss Schnee on the head. She looks ready to murder.

Weiss: "Who in the world are you?!"

Cody (awkwardly raising both hands with a sheepish grin): "Uh... new guy?"

Cut to Yang Xiao Long, laughing as she pats Cody on the back far too hard, nearly knocking him over. "I like this one." She grins widely. "Bet you're as much trouble as I am!"

CRASH!

A practice explosion echoes through the quad as students scatter in a frenzy. Coco (hovering above the scene in an over-the-top helicopter contraption): "CODY! YOU'RE NOT HURT, ARE YOU?!"

Narrator: "From navigating overprotective family members—"

Coco sobbing and pulling Cody into a tight hug in front of his entire class. Students exchange awkward glances as Coco sobs, "You're too young for this school! What if someone corrupts you?!"

Cody (embarrassed, trying to wriggle free): "MOM—you're smothering me. And I'm fifteen."

"Still my baby!" Coco retorts. Crash and Crunch can be seen lurking sheepishly in the background beside a floating Aku Aku, wiping away their own tears and nodding supportively.

Narrator: "... to stumbling through friendships—"

Cut to: Yang Xiao Long (RWBY) swinging on an enormous rope, grinning confidently—until horror dawns on her face.

"TOO HIGH! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!" she yells as she skyrockets.
Cody races to the edge where students gather beneath Yang's trajectory, yelling, "JUST LET GO!"
Yang's voice cracks, "I CAN'T—IT'S TOO SCARY!" before she smashes headfirst into a tree, slipping and leaving a human-shaped dent.

Cody facepalms. "This is weirdly like home," he mutters.

Narrator: "... and leaving his wild mark."

Quick-cut montage of madness:

Cody diving into a pool filled to the brim with Wumpa Whip, unapologetically making a mess.Crash diving in after him, leading to an all-out splash war.Cody teaching Midoriya how to "Bandicoot Spin," only for Deku to lose control and clear an entire hallway of students.A shot of Cody awkwardly asking out a girl (possibly Blake Belladonna?), only for his over-excited nerves to cause a mini explosion of glitter from his homemade gadget.

Narrator (voice darkens and deepens): "But when danger threatens Union Academy, it's time to step up."

Dramatic snippets of serious battle scenes flash across the screen. Cody, now fully suited in a sleek, armor-like outfit Coco designed specifically for him, stands beside his classmates, ready to fight. His Bandicoot family cheers him on from a distance.

We see the main antagonist launching attacks, cackling with power. Cody, eyes blazing with determination, dodges, counterattacks, and channels an enormous energy ball in his hands, reminiscent of the Bandicoot Spin. The power grows larger, electrified with blue and orange flames.

Cody: "THIS IS FOR MY FAMILY!"
He unleashes the energy, spinning like a cyclone and sending it hurling back at the enemy.

Quick cuts to emotional highlights:

Cody locked in an emotional hug with Crash, Coco, Crunch, and Aku Aku. Tears stream down his face as he whispers, "Thanks for finding me."Yang (in a full-body cast after the rope incident) gives him a thumbs-up while Cody snickers and hands her a Wumpa.Cody twirling gracefully with his dance partner during a surprisingly sweet school event.

Final clip: Cody stands triumphantly, bathed in the glow of the sunrise, as the school cheers behind him.

Narrator: "Union Academy is about to get crashed."

Title card slams into place: UNION ACADEMY: THE WILD CARD.

Followed by a Crash Bandicoot-style "Whoa!!!" sound as an explosion of Wumpa fruits fills the screen.