Hey guys! or sis!

I just noticed that most of my chapters in here are containing of comedy XD

I read my own book and thinking that many comedy in it, SALTS. (Smile a little then stopped) It's more truthful than LOL (Lots of Laugh)

In my opinion Fan fiction is supposed to contains lots of adventure, imagination, things that aren't real, and fun! But this being part of laugh in here. Not in bad way...

I didn't say that I will end the comedy in this book! Instead, I will try to add more comedy in here! I noticed that I am having a lot of fun writing this book... So... Enjoy~

°Paperjam POV°
I walk away from my parents who was still talking about me and Y/n kissing and stuff. I decided to go to school by walking instead of waiting Dad and Father bring me to school by car.

They probably will talking about the same things again. I slung my bag to my left shoulder as I walked out of my house and walking along the way to school. In my way, I saw Y/n walking slowly humming song as she closed her eyes.

She didn't notice me who was about metres away from her. She just keep walking and ignored everything. Then I saw a guy who was hiding behind the big blue mailbox and eyeing Y/n.

That guy didn't notice me at all. I think he want to rob Y/n or even worse. That guy slowly get out from his hiding place and run to her in fast speed, Ready to kick her head or even want to knock Y/n unconscious.

I was about to yell but stopped by Y/n who was step aside and punch that guy's stomach making him coughed blood. That guy slowly stand up and stare at her with an angry face.

"Don't ever try to think that you can to rob me you idiot!"

"Hehe, B-being strong huh?"

"Baka, Can't you see that I punch you in the stomach?"

"That weak punch?"

"Ohhhhh.... Want a strong punch huh? Or even a kick?"

"Hmm I choose kick."

"Okay then you idiot."

Y/n pulled out a soda and drink it.... Wait what? Soda can't help you being stronger! Soda only soda! SODA DOES NOTHING!

"Is that a special soda?"

"Hmm this? Oh no. It's just a regular soda like the other soda. Why?"

"THEN WHY YOU FUNKING DRINK IT?"

Really Y/n? You can't fight people with only drink soda.

"Hey! Soda is expensive you know? You can't waste this good drink! I drink this soda till empty, SO I CAN KICK THE CAN AT YOU!!!"

She kicked a lot of soda can that comes out of nowhere and they all flying to that guy. He dodged all of them quickly as he panted. Hmm he must be a good dodger or just his reflex.

"You miss~"

"I don't think so."

Then all soda that on the ground suddenly float in the air and attack that guy from the back. It hit him making him fall down and have many bruises. He try to stand up and try to fight Y/n again but he was too weak for even move his body.

"Tch tch tch weak." Y/n said as she walked away.

That guy don't trust that he had already lose and try to stand up again, It worked. He walked slowly behind her with his injured body as he pull out a knife... WHAT!?

He then ran to her in fast speed and ready to stab the knife. *stabbed sound* Oh no...

What do you think?

Did Y/n died?

That guy mumbling a 'U-unbelievable' and all of sudden he fall down. Wait... He is dead? My jaw dropped as he died of nothing and Y/n didn't even attack him at that moment. How she can did that?

"Heh don't underestimate me you idiot." Y/n said as she walked away.

"Oh yeah... Whoever that stalk both of us, Go out from your hiding place or you will have the same fate as this trash." Y/n said turning her body to my direction who was hiding behind the bushes.

I slowly walk out from my hiding place and fiddling with my fingers. Y/n stared at me in pure shock. What will she do to me now? Will she punish me this time to make 2 times mistakes? I know she won't forgive me...

"U-uh" I stuttered.

Then I feel a pat on my head? I look to the person who was patting my head. There was no other person than Y/n herself who was patting my head looking proud? happy? I don't know....

"Heh trying to stalk me aren't cha?" She said in teasing tone as she smiled teasingly. I blushed every shades of purple in my cheeks. I don't expect this kind of response. But I'm happy top that she isn't mad at me.

"U-um..."

"Hehe forget about that, What are ya doing here? Aren't you supposed to be with Glitch shit and Paint dude?"

"I don't want to go to school with them, They will tease me and saying things again..."

"Oh... Wanna walk together?"

"Sure!"

I walked along with Y/n to school. We both chatting about our OTP that of course will be Alphys and Undyne, Food, What happened this weekends, Fav movie, Rumors and news in television, and many more!

🔸🔸Tem Skipped🔸🔸

°Still Paperjam POV°
Finally we arrived at school and met our friends! They all stared at us in uh... Idk? They began whispered to each other and smirking things. What they have planned? What are they talking?

I look at Y/n who have a face of 'I don't care' as always cause she didn't give any shit about it. She just walk away and sitting on a branch of cherry blossom tree, Eating chocolate bar again. Then my friends began gathered me and whispering quietly.

Undyne : Dude you like her don't you~

BP : Go ask her on a date~

SG : Join her in the branch bro~

Me : W-what are you saying?

Undyne : Isn't that obvious? You like her punk!

BP and SG : Yeah!

Me : B-but-

Undyne : No buts and butts. Ask her to go to prom with you and have a amazing date bruh!

SG : Also, Don't forget to send me the picture of you and Y/n dancing together at prom! I need that for my shipping collection book!

BP : Hey PJ, Don't also forget tell me if you already be her boyfriend and kiss her! By the way... You both are my OTP.

Me : N-no way I do that all!

Undyne : Aww why? Is this little PJ a coward and try running away from our dare?

Me : I-it's a dare?

BP : Of course bruh!

Me : *sigh* I will take the dare...

Three of them : YASSS!!!

Me : Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt~

Three of them : ???

Me : For Undyne, I dare you to kiss Alphys in front of me. For SG and BP, FIND A LOVER BRUH! There is no excuse! Do that dare first and I will do my dare!

Three of them : THAT'S NOT FAIR!?!?

Me : It's fair enough, See ya soon on the ship~

Three of them : O-O

(me : Wait... That's not on my list! Ugh whatever, Continue!!"

As I walk away, Three of them looked at each other and shrugged it off then walk away. I climb the tree and sit with Y/n eating apple, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T EAT MY BREAKFAST BROOOOOO!

°Error POV°
Me and Ink was stalk PJ and Y/n again, We both are hiding in bushes taking picture of PJ and Y/n sitting on a branch. They both looks cute. What a cute couple. Ink also think the same way as I did.

Then after taking lots if picture of them, We both teleported back to teacher's office and show the picture's to Dream, Nightmare, Muffet, Cross, Anti, Cloud9, Mettaton the annoying robot, Twist, Shyren, Geno, Reaper, Terror, Cotton and many more.

That picture... I mean cute picture that we have been collected for some days ago. The pictures was many, There was a picture of Y/n pinned PJ and kissed him, Y/n and PJ were sitting on a branch, Y/n and PJ were doing the pocky challenge, Y/n and PJ were doing laps,

Y/n, PJ, Undyne, BP, Alphys, SG were playing spin the bottle in my house, Y/n and PJ were sleeping together in a room (Me : not a bed!), Y/n faints while PJ was shaking her, Y/n handed PJ his meal, Me, Ink, Y/n and PJ were having a dinner,

Y/n was giving PJ a towel while he was BEEP, Y/n and PJ were laughing at each others pun, Y/n and PJ were eating together at lunch, Y/n and PJ were walking together and many more!

Our friends or you can said us, The group of teacher making a sound of 'aww' at the pictures we have been collected in months. I WILL MAKE SURE THAT THIS WILL BE VIRALS IN SOCIAL MEDIA!

MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!

Dream : Aww my stars, They are  so sweet!

Muffet : Aww look at those cute love birds!

Nightmare : It's better than a romance movie!

Cotton : I can't see...

Terror/ Horror Paps : WOAHAHA THEY BOTH ARE SO CUTE!

Shyren : What a cute pair of melody in world

Cross : Heh like a pair of sword being together

(If you don't know what it means, Two swords are usually always paired up together! They can't work if one of them broken! If you still don't know what it means then... Idk what to say again)

Mettaton : Oh, That... Y/n always humiliated me, I don't care about those pictures

(Reader : What!?

Me : You know, You always being a jerk to mettaton so she/he didn't really like you

Reader : WTF!?)

Cloud9 : Aww what a romantic lovers

Geno : Heh, I remember at the moment where me and Reaper are like this...

Reaper : S-SHUT UP!

Anti : Heh teenager...

Twist : What a good move

Ink and Me : NOW THAT'S OUR OTPPPPP!!! WE NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE THIS SHIPS SAILED!!!

To be continued~

Reader : Wait, Wait! Theo, You can't let this end now! You. Are. Here. To. Finish. This. Chapter! NOT TO LEAVE THIS CHAPTER LIKE THAT!?

Me : *mumbled quietly* Never appreciate any cliffhanger or ended chapter

Back to story again... As the reader told me... Or want me...

All of the teachers : YEAH!!!

Mettaton : No

Ink walked to mettaton and slapped her in the face. (IN YOUR FACE BITCH!!!) Ink being savage to much only for Jammy. Plus she wanted Y/n being protector and Jammy's husband. Uh... I mean wife! Geez I think about Fresh because of he is a guy...

"HELP US OR YOU WILL DIE!"

"Geez okay! Okay!"

"Good"

Ink go back to his original seats and drink a green tea. I was thinking about a plan to make the ships sailed. Then an idea crossed my mind.

"Hey, This the plan. Okay, I will try to distract Y/n while Ink try to distract PJ. Maybe I will pay the chocolate bill only for distract her... But never mind. So, While Y/n and PJ was far away from each other, Me and Ink would tell Y/n and PJ to dress up with a fancy clothes.

Maybe Y/n won't wear any fancy clothes except for her Pajama... She think Pajama is a fancy clothes... As I said, You all will make a place, decorated it, make a lot of sweet scenes, a table for two, A sweet soothing musics, Candle and roses everywhere and such.

If you all already finish decorating, Send us a message instead of calling us because Y/n is really uh... A stalker. Then we will close both of their eyes with napkin... Y/n will think that was kidnapping, and many more. She will kick my ass out of house if I do that. Then bring then to that place and BOOM! The ship sailed~ " I said as I doing jazz hands.

"So how about that?" I asked smirking.

"Bad Idea!" They all said in unison. My jaw dropped but WTF THEY ARE SAYING!? MY IDEAS ARE AMAZING YOU KNOW SUCKERS? I EVEN CAN BEAT THE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!

I grunted my teeth and walk out of the office with anger and frustration in my eyes. Why they don't like my ideas!?!?!?!

Done!

I hope you all enjoyed this piece of trash!

Theo out!
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