Pinkie Pie: Hey. Hey reader! Hey. Hey.

Reader: What?

Pinkie Pie: Hey. Hhhheeeyyyyy!!!

Reader: *piss like hell* WHAT PINKIE!?!?! WHAT!?!?!

Pinkie Pie: Knife

Reader: *gets slice* Ahhh!!

Pinkie Pie: Whoa. Oh well. It was "slice" to meet you though. Hahahahaha. Ahh. *turn to Shadow* Hey Shadow!

Shadow: Oh god.