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Dimentio and Timpani were sitting on their new beds, writing letters home.

Timpani: "Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsical,"

Dimentio: "Father,"

Both: "There's been some confusion over rooming here at school,"

Dimentio: "But of course I'll care for Jacques,"

Timpani: "But of course, I'll rise above it."

Both: "For I know that's how you'd want me to respond....

Yes,

There's been some confusion
For you see, my room-mate is...."

Timpani: ".....Unusually and exceedingly peculiar, and altogether quite impossible to describe...."

Dimentio: "....Blonde."

They both set their pencils down, then exchanged glances.

Timpani rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, before turning to face the other way. 

Dimentio glared back at her.

Timpani: "What is this feeling, so sudden and new?"

Dimentio leaned back on his bed and looked up at the ceiling.

Dimentio: "I felt the moment, I laid eyes on you."

They both sat up and glared at each other.

Timpani: "My pulse is rushing."

Dimentio: "My head is reeling."

Timpani: "My face is flushing."

Both: "What is this feeling?"

They both stood up and glared at one another.

Dimentio: "Fervid as a flame, Does it have a name?

Timpani: ".....Yes...."

Dimentio: "Yes....."

Both: "Loathing.
Unadulterated loathing."

Timpani: "For you face."

Dimentio: "Your voice."

Timpani: "Your clothing!"

Both: "Let's just say,
I loathe it all!

Every little trait, however small,
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl.

With simple utter loathing.
There's a strange exhilaration,
In such total detestation.
It's so pure! So strong....

Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!"

The next morning the the cafeteria everyone crowded around Timpani.

Students: "Dear Timpani, you are just too good!
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
He's a terror! He's a tartar!

We don't mean to show a bias

But Timpani you're a martyr!

Timpani: "Well, these things are sent to try us....."

Everyone glared over at Dimentio as he walked down the hall, while he pretended to ignore their stares.

Students: "Poor Timpani, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you, we're all on your side!"

We share your loathing!"

Timpani and Dimentio: "What is this feeling, so sudden and new?"

Students: "Unadulterated loathing,

Timpani and Dimentio: "I felt the moment, I laid eyes on you!"

Students: "For his face, his voice, his clothing!"

Timpani and Dimentio: "My pulse is rushing.
My head is reeling,

Students: "We loathe it all!"

Timpani and Dimentio: "Oh, what is this feeling?!"

Students: "Every little trait, however small,"

Timpani and Dimentio: "Does it have a name...."

Students: "Makes our very flesh begin to crawl."

Timpani and Dimentio: "Yes....."

All: "Ahhh...."

Timpani and Dimentio: "LOATHING!"

Students: "LOATHING!"

Timpani and Dimentio: "THERE'S A STRANGE EXILHARATION"

Students:  "LOATHING!"

Timpani and Dimentio: "IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION"

Students: "LOATHING"

Timpani and Dimentio: "IT'S SO PURE, IT'S SO STRONG!!!"

Students: "SO STRONG!"

Timpani and Dimentio: "Though I do admit it came on fast,
Still I do believe that it can last,

AND I WILL BE LOATHING, FOR-FOREVER
LOATHING, TRULY, DEEPLY LOATHING YOU!

MY WHOLE LIFE LONG...."

Students: "LOATHING, UNADULTERATED LOATHING!!!"

Dimentio marched right up to Timpani.

Dimentio: "Boo!"

Timpani: "Ahh!"

Dimentio sighed, before walking off.

It didn't matter if everyone hated him now. Soon they'll see.