It's always better to hide in the trash than to be murdered and hung from the swing sets at the park, or at least that's what Naruto thought anyhow. He held his breath when an enraged Sasuke stomped by the trash looking for him. Thankfully he didn't see him through the heap of garbage, smelly diapers, and other unknown junk in the pile as his Sharingan was off. Which is odd given that it turns on automatically when the Uchiha was mad or had any form of adrenalin rush. He waited for him to leave and quietly, or as quietly as a Naruto could, snuck out of the ally way. He then proceeded to run down the street and to his house as if his life depended on it, which give by what he had done actually did depend on it. And there was no way Karuma could help.

Earlier that day he had decided to follow his two teammates after their mission was done with to see what they do when he's not around. That was a mistake, a really bad and big mistake. And now in retrospect, he should have never followed them, to begin with. Damn, hindsight sure is a bitch. He didn't realize they would be so mad at him seeing them enter a nail salon shop, a really fancy and expensive one too with personal rooms to go into to get your nails done in like a hotel of sorts. Though he didn't think it's was all that bad, Sakura probably convinced Sasuke to go there with her yesterday it something. He didn't see the big deal. It's just nails.

As he entered his apartment he immediately went to the kitchen for some water only to stop short when he walked into the room. Apparently, Sakura decided to reiterate that she was the smartest one in team 7 and probably the whole land of fire as she was there sitting on the kitchen counter with a really big ax that looked like it could kill a full grown man in one clean cut. And leave such a violent mess that Anbu and the Inuzuka clan could never find out who did it with the size of the mess.

“Naruto, ” she calmly said looking at him dead in the eyes. “Why did you follow Sasuke and I today?” Naruto gulped, looking left, right, up and down for an exit. ”Well uh, you see-” he bolted out of the kitchen door behind him only to see a pissed off Sasuke standing in the walkway, preventing his only means of escape. “Naruto” Sasuke growled out, his eyes now red with the Sharingan and anger. Naruto knew now that there was no place to escape and started to pray to what god or deity that was up there to help him.

“Naruto,” Sasuke repeated, ”why did you follow me and Sakura?” The looks being sent his way from both Sasuke and Sakura made him want to wet himself. “Hello!” Thankfully though someone in the clouds was smiling down on him and in through the window claimed in Kakashi holding a basket of vegetables. For once in his life, Naruto was happy to see jounin in his house with a basket of nasty green foods. Taking this chance, Naruto ran to Kakashi and hid behind him.

“Idiot! Get back here and answer the damn question!” Sasuke yelled. “Yeah Naruto, tell us what you were doing following us.” Sakura joined in, hands-free this time from sealing it quickly in a scroll the moment she felt Kakashi presents. “What's going on? What did you do Naruto?” Asked Kakashi? “Nothing!” Yelled Naruto. “Bull shit!” scratched sakura, finally raising her voice.”You stalked us! And you invaded our privacy!”. “Is this true naruto?” Kakashi inquired. Knowing the jig was up Naruto decided to come clean and told Takashi what he saw, which was not much as he only saw the nail polish part.

Annoyed and pissed Sasuke glared at Naruto. ”It's not a nail salon naruto. It's a cosmetics store.” “Eh, you still got your nails painted,” Naruto said causing an argument to break out between the two. Sakura having enough of this screamed, “ Shut the fuck up, both of you!” Causing all three of the boys in the room to jump. “Naruto, Sasuke’s right it is a cosmetics store and he wasn't the only one there to get something done. I also got my nails done with him so as to prevent them from getting caught on things.” She sent a look at Sasuke, making sure he's calmed down before continuing, “I originally went to get a piercing done there for cultural reasons. I told Sasuke about it and decided to come along with me because of how nervous it made me. He decided to pay to get both of our nails done while there.”  She ended with a sigh. “It was to help calm her down, girls like having their nails done and stuff. And it worked.” Sasuke mumbled out loud enough for the other three occupants in the room to hear.

“Sakura got a piercing?” marveled Kakashi, looking at his only female student. This caused her to blush and want to hide behind Sasuke, not used to the sudden attention from her teacher. “Yeah” She, like Sasuke, mumbled out. And started to lift the front of her red dress to show off the small, cute belly button piercing. “Whenever people in my family hit puberty or get married they get a piercing. A tongue piercing for marriage and a belly piercing for puberty. Some members of my family would get tattoos for each kill they would get.” she shyly said. “That's right, your family moved here from kirigakure when you were around five or six, correct?” Commented Kakashi. Sakura nodded. “Either way, ” Sasuke started, getting back on track. “Naruto should not have followed us, to begin with as it wasn't something he needed to know. Hell, he doesn't even need to know what we do at all outside of team 7 at all because that's not his business.” and with that, the two left the room leaving behind a shaken up Naruto and an amused Kakashi. Naruto sighed and went to the cabinet only to find that all of his ramens had gone missing. And was thus forced to eat the horrid vegetables.