(Sorry for not updating

WARNING: 2PS AHEAD! THAT MEANS FOUL LANGUAGE!)

Gilbert and Ludwig slammed open the doors to the world meeting house in a flash.

"VHERE IS SHE?!" Gilbert yelled, Gilbird flying around his head. Ludwig face-palmed.

"Ve~ Germany!" Feliciano said with a smile and ran to the blonde man.

"Hallo Italy." Ludwig said.

"Yo German dudes! Over here we're discussing our epic battle plan!" Alfred announced and motioned them to come in and sit down.

"Excuse me! I am PRUSSIAN not German!" Gilbert scuffed and sat down next to Antonio who recently arrived with Romano.

"OK, that seems like everyone yes?" England said standing up and banging a folder on the table to make it neater.

All the countries looked around and nodded. A series of 'yeses' were heard. Some louder than others (America). . .

"Wait! We're still~a waiting for~a the Nordics!" Italy said, standing up in a flash.

"Don't worry Italian dude, they are helping at their house!" Alfred said and Feliciano nodded and sat down next to Ludwig making Gilbert 'awe' and Romano scowl and roll his eyes.

Typical world meeting.

"Alright. I'm sure most of you are wondering why you're here? Well that's simple." Arthur threw the folder on the table, it opened and the table was covered in pictures of a (h/c) girl with bright (e/c) eyes. "This is _____. She recently saw foolish Gilbert in Hot Topic and called out his name, so she knows we are countries."

The Brit threw another folder on the table, pictures of murders and men replacing the beautiful girl. Some countries like Roderich gasped, Feliciano and Romano shrieked and grabbed on to the nearest object.

Which happened to be Antonio for Romano and Ludwig for Feliciano.

Feli cuddled up to the now blushing German, and Romano tried to get out of Antonio's surprisingly strong grasp.

"Anyway." Arthur continued with a sigh. "These are the 2ps. I'm sure you all have heard of them yes?" Arthur asked.

A series of nods.

"Excellent! For each of you in this room, and the others who couldn't attend, there is a 2p or second player. They are extremely insane and murderous. Don't underestimate them. We know that Allen, Alfred's 2p, has _____ thinking that he's her boyfriend. And Oliver, mine, is most likely drugging her with his cupcakes, yet another thing to NEVER eat." Arthur explained.

The countries all started to chatter anxiously among themselves.

Arthur slammed his fist on the table causing silence. "LISTEN UP YOU WANKERS! _____ KNOWS ALMOST EVERYTHING ABOUT US, AND IF THE 2PS GET HER TO TELL THEM ANYTHING WE COULD BE DONE FOR. NOW SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP!"

All eyes were on the Brit.

He cleared his throat. "I don't know about the Axis and Allies, but I really care about her. She's nice and sweet, and the 2ps don't deserve her!"

The rest of the Allies and Axis stood up. "Yeah!" They all said in sync.

The other countries looked at each other.

Roderich stood up. "If the lady means this much to you all, then count me in."

Gilbert, and Romano, and Antonio were next. "Let's go save the Frau!"

"We're coming for you chica!"

"I'm being dragged into this!" Romano said and the countries all cheered.

"SETTLE DOWN!" Ludwig yelled and all returned to their seats. "So, here's the plan ja?"

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"Allie dear~!" Oliver called from the kitchen.

"What the f*ck do you want?!" Allen said walking into the kitchen.

"Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Language~!" Oliver teased.

"I can say the whatever the f*ck I want to! Now what the hell do you want pinkie?!" He exclaimed angrily.

"I think the little poppet's starting to remember the 1ps."

"OH SH*IT REALLY?!" Allen jumped in surprise.

Oliver placed a hand over Allen's loud foul-languaged mouth. "Shh! _____ might hear you~!" He hissed in a low whisper.

"Ohhhh right." He mumbled, not really audible.

"Anyway, I gave her another dose of the potion in a cupcake so that should have it taken care of~" Oliver giggled.

"FLAVVVIOOOO?!" A voice was heard and the front door was slammed. "Where the hell are you?!"

"Luciano~! You're just in ti-!"

The Italian threw a knife at the Brit's head, shutting him up momentarily. "Shut it cupcake idiot! Where the hell did you go mio dumbass fratello?!" He yelled, turning the corner to the kitchen.

"How the f*ck should we know?! And why the f*ck are you in the Allies' house?!" Allen yelled, pulling out his bat.

"I already told you! I'm looking for Flavio damn do you ever shut the f*ck up?!" He asked, pulling out his knives in a threatening motion.

"Luci~! Are you going to kill another person? If so, I want in~!" Another voice was heard.

Luciano's face became confused then angry. "Where the f*ck are you?! AND DON'T CALL ME LUCI! IT'S LU-CI-ANO!"

Behind Luciano was Flavio with a smile on his face and giving a thumbs up to a laughing Allen and Oliver.

Luciano turned around and glared and his brother. "You're such a dumbass! E come diavolo hai fatto ad arrivare qui ?! Stavo guardando la porta! (And how the hell did you get here?! I was watching the door!)" He yelled in Italian.

"I didn't use the door silly Luci~! I used the window~!" He said in a sing-song tone.

Luciano growled. "Dumbass! What's here that you need to leave the house for?!"

Flavio smirked. "I wanted to see the ragazza sleep~! She has a beautiful (f/c) shirt on now I just love it~!"

Allen and Oliver's mouths hit the floor.

"YOU WERE WATCHING _____ SLEEP?! WHAT THE F*CK DUDE?!" Allen yelled.

"Yeah! You creepy pervert!" Oliver joined in.

"Mi dispiace ma non è colpa mia se lei è calda e ha un grande senso della moda! (I'm sorry but it's not my fault she's hot and has a great fashion sense!)" Flavio said then walked sassily out the door, red scarf and white jacket blowing in the breeze.

"F*CK! Wait up mio fratello idiota (My idiot brother!)" Luciano yelled and ran after Flavio.

Allen ten grabbed his bat and ran after them. "NO ONE SAYS DOLL FACE'S HOT BUT ME!"

Oliver then giggled unaware that 5 pairs of eyes were locked on them ready to carry out their plan. . .

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How was it?

I want to let you know that my fav 2ps are the Italian brothers so you'll be seeing a lot more of them!

I LOVE YOU GUYS FLAVIO AND LUCIANO! <3

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