"Oh he-he hello! What, she's gone? How did that happen silly?...oh I see~ ...well you better find her or I'm going to burn you alive~! Oh and don't touch my Marky~!!" The strawberry blonde hung up, laughing.

He then walked over to the window. "Hear that Markell~?"

"No." The other male sighed, talking another swig of alcohol.

"Oh well _____'s gone missing~! Isn't that great~?!" He exclaimed, smiling.

"I guess." Markell sighed. "I heard burning. You know you can't be around fire Loki."

Loki pouted. "Come on Marky~! Won't it be fun?" He begged, wrapping his arms around  Markell.

"No, Lokki. Remember last time?" He got up. "And it's Markell."

"Boo! You're no fun!" He pouted.

"I don't care." Markell walked over to the door and got his long black jacket. "You have that burn mark for a reason."

Lokki bounced over to the door and followed him. "But it was worth it~" He said in bliss, remembering the screams of the innocent people. "You were there! Wasn't it fun Marky~?"

Markell shook his head, ignoring the question that was asked every day. "Come on. They're waiting."

Lokki skipped out the door, following his love, Markell.

"Biiiigggg Brotherrrrr~?! Where are you~?"

"Can you just shut up Egil?! You're giving me a fucking head ache!"

"That's mean Thurston!" Egil exclaimed, faking being hurt.

"I don't care." Thurston sighed.

"Keep arguing you two. It's so interesting to hear."

"Not helping Bernard." Thurston glared.

"We're heeeeerrreee~!!" Lokki exclaimed as he jumped in front of Markell. "Don't touch him got it?" He threatened in a strangely cheerful voice.

Egil ran up to Lokki and embraced him in a big hug. "I missed you big brother!~!"

Lokki smiled. "Hey Eggy~!" He hugged back.

Markell cleared his throat. "Getting to the point Lokki." He rolled his eyes.

"That's rude Marky! And yes~!" Lokki grinned evilly. "The idiots I hired lost her." He laughed maniacally.

"See? I totally knew we could trust them." Bernard smiled and rolled his eyes, voice dripping with sarcasm. "But in all seriousness, this is surely the end of the world right Thurston~?"

"Shut up Bernard you drama queen." Thurston sighed. "Since this was your idea Lokki," He rolled his red eyes and played with his scythe in the snow. "What's your plan?" He looked down. "Not that I'm gonna fucking listen to you. . ."He mumbled to himself.

"Well~ I restocked on matches earlier this week so. . .~" He trailed off, smirking.

"No Lokki." Markell said simply.

"I'm going to burn our counterparts to the ground and listen to their screams. Then we're going to take her and test some new methods of pyrotechnics until the 1p bozos give us full control of the world. They'll surely do anything to save their sweet eskler right~?" Lokki said it so cheerfully like he was talking about something sweet.

"I don't usually agree with you but. . ." Thurston smiled. "If it means destroying that weak Tino, I'm in!"

Markell shrugged, Bernard smiled, and Egil nodded eagerly.

The plan was in motion.

- - -

"I just talked to Lokki. He said that we'd better find her." Oliver said.

Riiiiing! Riiing! The phone started to ring again. Allen picked it up this time.

"Yeah?"

On the other line, Lokki smirked and laughed. "Leave this to us Allen dear~"

"What?! Fuck no! I'm getting her back!" Allen yelled angrily.

Lokki sighed. "Oh you love her I see~? Well then I won't tell you the plan, but just back off hasselhof~"

Allen blushed. "I do not! Hey wait what's the--!"

"Bye bye Allie dearie~! And stay away from me and Marky or I'll set your dick on fire~!" Lokki hung up the phone.

"Hey what the actual fuck?!" Allen exclaimed into the phone. "Get back here asshole!"

The American 2p turned to the others. "Remind me again why we take orders from this guy?! Or so help me." He growled.

"Well~a he did~a threaten to burn~a us all, and~a he did set~a our old house~a on fire so. . ." Flávio trailed off.

Allen rubbed his temples and sighed. "Well I have the slightest feeling he's going to so something to _____." 

They all jumped up. "WHAT?! THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL!" They said in sync.

Allen sat down in frustration. "I know. I know. But we can't let him so right now there's really only one option, And I hate to say it. . ."

Luciano started to pace. "No! We can NOT do that Allen! It's just not possible!"

"Well, if we convince them that we're not the villains then maybe. . ." Matt rubbed his chin in thought.

"ARE YOU-A ALL IDIOTAS?!" Luciano exclaimed, punching the wall with his fist. "No fucking way that we're doing that! She can die for all I care!"

The other gave him a -really-do-you-really-feel-that-way look and he cracked. 

He sighed loudly. "UUUUGGGH! FINE! We'll save the fucking girl, happy?!" He looked away, small blush on his cheeks.

They nodded in satisfaction.

"Are you all ready for our date with hell~?" Oliver asked, straitening his bow tie with a smile.

- - -

"Ugh. . .When's she gonna wake up Norge?" Mathias said, losing the very little patience he had to start out with. The Dane was just about to poke the (h/c) haired girl when Lukas shot him a glare.

Lukas rolled his eyes. "She won't be awake until we reach the Allies' house, She's in a deep sleep spell. It won't wear off until a few hours."

"Leave her alone for now Mathias." Emil sighed.

"It's OK Den~! We can see her when she wakes up~!" Tino cheered, clapping his hands.

Mathias smiled. "I guess that's good~!"

Berwald just stayed silent and rolled his eyes slightly. He looked around in alertness. He didn't trust the woods and was looking out for possible threats.

"Loosen up Sve!" Tino joked, nudging him. "It's fine, Lukas has everything under control." He reassured.

The Swede let out a sigh. "No, we can't be so sure they aren't after us right now."

"OK, whatever you think. . ." Tino said and walked away.

There was a rustle in the bushes ahead of them and in a flash Berwald was ahead of the others, spear at the ready. 

"Hush." He muttered.

"Oh Berwald~ Still on edge I see~?" There was a voice as Bernard stepped out of the bushes with a smile on his face.

Berwald's eyes widened slightly but he still kept his calm demeanor. "Bernard." He growled through clenched teeth.

"That's my name~!" He sang, waving. 

"What do you want?" Berwald asked, unfazed.

"Her. Who else do you think?"  He giggled, a piece of red hair falling into his face. But the 2p didn't care. "Anyway. Either you give us the girl and we'll let you be on your way. . . OR, we can fight and kill you. It's your choice really~"

Lukas bit his bottom lip. There really wouldn't be a winner, they have equal strength. He had to think of a plan that assured their safely and kept you in their hands, safe. He knew what Loki was capable of.

He gave a worried look over to Mathias who nodded. The Dane placed you on the ground softly and pulled out his axe.

Lukas swallowed and cast a quick spell, it was small but it would do the sufficient job. They were going to need help.

It was the time to either fight or flee.

And there was no way in hell they were going to flee.

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