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"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT?!"

literally all the countries screamed at the same time. I smiled. "DUH! Anime~!!" I said in a sing-song tone.

They all turned to Japan. "Japan!?"

Kiku shrunk and responded. "I might've made an anime about us.. And so many peopre roved it, I had to continue.."

"YOU DID WHAT ARU?!"

So here I was, sitting in an interrogation room with a bunch of anime guys. Did I mention they were all fighting? I couldn't take it any more.

"LISTEN UP YOU IDIOTS! SHUT UP, STOP BICKERING LIKE 7 YEAR OLDS, AND LET ME GO!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.

"You sound~a just like~a Germany at the world~a meetings _____~." Italy smiled.

All the countries looked at me and blinked. Sure enough, Germany walked over to me. "Ve could juse jou around at meetings _____." He placed a hand on my back.

"No thanks. I don't plan on staying.." I shook off his hand like I did England's.

After I yelled, all the countries continued to bicker. Italy got himself waving white flags everywhere and Germany went to stop him, all with Romano insulting Germany. Now is my chance!

I got up from my seat and walked slowly towards the door. It wasn't that hard, considering all the countries were occupied in their own stupidity. When I finally made it to the door, I opened it and it was unlocked. SWEET!

I quickly turned the knob and slipped out of the room. Looking left. Then right. I decided to go right, there was hallway beyond hallway. Then I realized, I was in the world conference building! Oh if only I was one of those epic fan girls of this show who knew this building the the back of their hand...

I ran anyway, not knowing where I was going. . .

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Back at the interrogation room with the countries...

"Wait a minute dudes!" America exclaimed and the others stopped fighting and listened.

"What aru~?" China asked.

"Something's not right!"

"America is right!" England said, "And I hate you for putting me in a position to say so.."

"Ve~! I~a Know~~~!"

They all turned to the bubbly Italian.

"_____ is~a missing ve~!" He said with a smile.

"Blast! He's right. _____ is gone!" The Brit stomped his foot.

The countries looked at the empty seat where _____ was sitting and gasped.

"Ve need to find her!" Germany yelled. "She couldn't have escaped hat easily! Everyone, scatter the building and find that (h/c)-ette (or blonde)!"

- - -

So in concuusion, my kidnappers were mega stupid.

I have been trying to find a way out for forever now, and only suceeded in finding the bathroom. Great.

But anything is better than staying in a room with those anime dumba**es.

I slowed my speed down to a walk and decided I might as well do some exploring. I opened door, after door, after door, after door and still nothing.

Well this is boring. When are those Hetalians going to find me anyways? You'd think because they have big heads in the anime that they would be smarter. Right?

Wrong.

They are dumber than dirt. Trust me, I observed them.

Still deep in thought, I accidentally bumped into something. That something said, "Ouch!"

I guess it's a someone. "Oh my god, are you OK?" I asked, concerned.

I looked down and saw a little boy with blonde hair and a blue sailor hat. "Yeah, I'm alright!" He smiled. "Who are you, I haven't seen you around here?"

"I got kidnapped by the countries." I smirked and his eyes widened.

"Why would they kidnap someone? They're nice people."

"I don't think so. I saw Prussia at Hot Topic and now they are all like 'you have seen to much _____-san'!" I said in my fake dramatic voice.

The small boy giggled. "Well nice to meet you _____, I'm peter! Or Sealand."

"You're a country too?" I groaned. Peter nodded his little head.

"He isn't a country!" I heard an all to familiar voice behind me.

Oh great. "England.." I mumbled.

"Why'd you run away love?" He asked, swiveling me around and locking his green eyes to my (e/c) orbs.

I frowned. "I told you not to call me that. I ran because I. Hate. You. Countries!"

"That hurt." And Alfred too. Fun! (sarcasm).

"Listen, I don't want to be here, can you bring me home now?!" I growled.

"Nope, can't do that dudette!" He picked me up bridal style again.

"I have a name, it's _____! not love," I said love with a British accent. "and last time I checked, it's not dudette!"

"You're even cuter when you're angry _____." Alfred said, smiling at me.

I blushed crimson and tried to hide it with my hands. "Don't hide your pretty face lov- I mean _____." Arthur said pushing down m hands to reveal my even redder face.

"Cut it out!" I yelled.

"Cut what out _____?" Alfred and Arthur both said in unison.

"BEING SO FLIPPING CHARMING AND PERFECT ALL THE TIME!!!"