420: JEREMYYYYYYYYYYYY
ShowerNozzleMasturbationMaterial: I THOUGHT I BLOCKED YOU
420: I'M IMMORTAL BITCH
ShowerNozzleMasturbationMaterial: How am I still getting your messages?
420: THE POWERS OF HACKING
ShowerNozzleMasturbationMaterial: You an me both know you can't hack for shit considering you tried hacking Mario Kart multiple times
ShowerNozzleMasturbationMaterial: Failing every time might I add
420: This can only mean one thing
420: I'M A HACKING SUPER HERO CREATED BY STEVE ZUCKERBERG AND I'M HERE TO PREVENT YOU FROM BLOCKING ME AND TO DESTROY MANKIND
ShowerNozzleMasturbationMaterial: You're not a super hero Michael
420: I CAN DREAM JEREMY

"Michael! Dinner's ready!"

I look at the time. 5:57. How long was I asleep? Jeremy you little sleep deprived bastard. I go out to the table and eat with my parents. They ask questions. I dodge those questions. I finish eating and leave the table. I hide in the basement playing games with people online. This is fun.

A/N

This is a filler post so that's why it's so short. Sorry about that. I don't want to have to cause you to wait so long. I'm working on the next chapter now.