?Fire boi?POV

"Ugh, you idiot, you always seem to get into trouble!" Laura scolded me as I stare at her blood stained clothes.

"Uhhh..." I start to say.

"What are you looking at! This is your blood. Did that truck ram your memories out?! That's no fun. You wont have the supreme knowledge I gave you on this otome game about a few days ago..."

She looked so disappointed I wasn't sure whether I should laugh or cry.

"A truck? Laura, I don't remember a truck..." I remember the day I died quite clearly... there was never a truck.

There was just me, and someone I really, really hate.

"But that's what everyone... That's not important right now. Amma be real serious right now. Otome crash course!" Her high pitched scream whacked me out of my daze.

I unconsciously stood up straighter. Not that it made a difference, I was still short in this... form. Taking the time to study myself I noticed I was naked and I didn't really care about it.  I was just surprised by the greenish blueish purpleish butterfly birthmark on my thigh and remembered who in the world Laura mentioned with it.

Basically, yer a shota in a gay otome game.

Ah, the one thing I never thought of fearing has me in an existential crisis.

I've always been the manly-ish person society wanted me to be. I was a bit scrawny but my height was at least above average. I call bull. Now I can't even have my height?! Societal standards better be different in this world or I'm in for a hell load of more bullying.

At least... I remember that the only thing that matters if I get rescued is my fiyah powahs.

"Yosh! I can just turn my bullies to ashes!"

Laura looked at me oddly and said, "I think we're all a little crazy on the inside, but your crazy is half pyromaniac."

"Ack," Shit, she got me. "Am I getting rescued by prince charming or not?"

"Not if you stay unconscious! But we still have a few minutes before you need to start screaming. Er, not really..."

"Get to the point then! I know prince charming is the playable character and his bff is gonna be the captain of the knights in Mokran (greatest country). I'm a mofo phoenix but my father is supposed to be a pure blood and mommy is ice queen magician."

Laura looked at me expectantly, "Go on with the story, it's really interesting when you say it. In reality it's just a sappy love drama. I enjoyed it anyway though."

"Uh, dukey boi spoiled brat, shadow dude sweet boi kill bad people, stronk headmaster of glory greatest academy, royal boi mature and sexy possible yandere. But wait, there's more! You're the negotiator for the kingdom! One wrong step equals problemo and you need two of yer smexy tinder dates to fix it! Then theres smol boi that is very good cock repellant, that's me! I'll burn you all if you don't feed me. That's 917-666-0778! Call for your hungry lil shota today!"

"Ooh ooh!" Laura raised her hand," do I get a discount if I call in the next five minutes?"

With the flattest whale face I tippy-toed to whack her upside the head," And you say I'm the idiot."

Laura laughed but I could see tears forming in her eyes,"Well, you seem to remember everything I said. I guess it's time for prince charming to come to the rescue. This is goodbye."

I know how hard this is for her. She's not your typical only child. She's more like... only member of the family. Laura could do whatever she wanted but she chose to stay at home. The same way she could've just ignored me but she chose to help me. She made it clear that I helped her out of her shell but I don't think she knows how much she's done for me. Either way... we're going our separate ways now.

"Yeah, promise me you won't fall into that black hole again!" I pathetically attempted to glare.

"What black ho- Oh! Don't worry about that, you sealed that up... a loooong time ago," That idiot has tear streaks running down her face and yet she's still smiling.

She continued, "Don't look at me like that, it's not like me crying is anything new. I'm sure I've done it infront of you whenever someone dies in the movies."

Well I'm dead in real life so, "Please don't compare me to a dog, you only ever cry when the dog dies. We both know we start laughing when the terminally ill uncle dies in slow mo."

She giggles and attempts to wipe her tears, "Bah! You're dead and this conversation is nothing like in the movies. Where's my 'I love you' followed by sad piano music? The rain effect is missing as well."

The light in the area starts getting duller and we both know it's time to wake up.

... you're real... right?

That question will be left unanswered but I'd like to think she was... and if she woke up on the other end... I hope she knows it was the real me too.

As all light faded to black I thought back to the man on the hill. I'm sure it was myself and the two outcomes that Laura got when she played the game. She got the worst one first, then she got the best ending in the end. I'd kill myself because of that pun if I hadn't already died once.

The darkness dissipated and I returned to, not the light of the flames, but to the glint of the sun reflecting off of prince charming's armour as he crashed through the ceiling and stood towering above me.

A/N: AAAAHG IM SORRRY ITS BEEN SO LONG THAT I FORGOT MY ORIGINAL PLOTLINE SO PLEASE IGNORE THE ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION CAUSE IM CHANGING THE WAY HE DIED Q^Q