When did my mother first describe gay sex to me? Yeah sure I'll tell you

It started off one day when my mother called me to the table, she sat across from me

She said "You know me and your father love each other, right?"(haha nope)

I said "Yes. Of course you do, you and dad love each other more than anyone else ever can."

And she said "Well you know two men can love each other the same way me and your father can, right?"

"So uh.. What they do is.. They go into a room and they take all their clothes off then they uh.."

"....SHIT ON THE BIBLE!"

So I isolate myself even more now-

(This was by Bo Burnham- I just changed the last part)