|Based On true story|

|after the events of someone not knowing how to play uno|

"Kurisu Just play already"A person Called out,Hints of irritation was in his voice
"Play or i'll Ping hell you"He Called out to the same person again,Now angry for the person not playing any cards "Wanna just ping hell him? i have a spamming bot you know?"Asked the other voice to the other voice

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hang on we dont have identification on who is who now?

...damnit  

"Bastard! He left!" Shouted Pathfinder as he prepared to Ping the hell out of Kurisu's Account
"Damnit"Joined by cookie, They now both prepared to ping the fuck out of kurisu 





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"hang on i thought spam bots are a no go?"Asked pathfinder,now forgetting his lines of pings
"Nah i used the script"Cookie Told pathfinder.in a evil tone she told him "I am the bot" Now in shock and now processing what had happened he told her"What have you done to cookie?!"
"Ate her" Wait what? no hang on thats ju-"wait no I thought you were the one who put her in the oven?"She told him in a questioning voice,"It states right there in my nickname, You murdered her"She continued to speak,Leaving a pathfinder in the moment of truth "Hang on one moment,wait wtf ,how?"He screamed at her confused"you putted her in the oven" replied Cookie "No! goddamnit we dont have an oven in this place"He told her...Wait...so that's where my oven was...motherfu-"Plot says we have an oven"Cookie told h-"Plot can go fuck his self" Now thats just offensive i wrote the f-

"We legitimately have an oven"Cookie told his partner the truth "Gtfo of the oven"He told her
"God damnit we cant have debts on the appliance store"He grabbed her and shook her in an abnormally fast rate "w-e  already h-a-v-e  debts t-o  e-v-e-r-y-t-hi-ng"Cookie,Being shaken too fast,was now trying to tell her boss ab-"I JUST PAID THE DEBTS GOD DAMNIT! RETURN THAT FOOKIN OVEN FROM WHERE YOU TOOK IT" Now angry at what happened,Pathfinder proceeded to push Cookie to the door to task her to return the oven

But...

OH GOD THE OVEN GOT TINY

"OH GOD"Shouted pathfinder " Those blobs of color are the evidence!" She shouted to pathfinder "Time to arrest this man"She approached him at a wobbly,slow rate "Hang on" he asked her "I am hanging on" She to-OH GOD WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU GOT THOSE ROPES?"suicide style" WAIT WHAT NO DO-



|The sounds of slapping fills the air|

"There"He told her "I killed the plot"Cookie,looking at the now dead plot,told him "fuck" 
"And so shall your already dead corpse"He told her,In a sudden blur,he disappeared to the blankness,cookie's Final words echoed the whole room "Wait that goes against-"


|The sounds of slapping fills the air once again|

DOUBLE DEAD

"Aha, The new bot-cookie version 2.0 shall rise again" she told him "Beep Boop bitch"
"there is only one way to kill the bot!"Pathfinder stood still "Aw fuck"she tol-

OH GOD WHY

"I can't Believe you've done this"Cookie told Pathfinder as she vaporize into thin air 
"but its the only way to stop this madness"He told the air"That rhymes"he added

"Hell yeah"A voice whispered "Ghost-chan is that you?"He asked the wind"Uwuuuu"The ghost told him back"Get back in the vacuum"He angrily told the wind"aw fuck" "Time to defy physics"
"Lmao what?"Asked Cooki-

|Stop filling the air with slapping god damnit|

"This channel is just filled with corpse"Cook-"And ghost"let me sp-"and bots"GOD DAMNIT
"yes"Spoke pathfinder "Its honestly just a dead pile of bodies "cookie said"tHAT ALL LEADS TO ONE MURDERER"She shouted at the emptiness"Wait how do ghost have bodies?"Asked a curios pathfinder, hey i kinda agree with you bud"DETECTIVE COOKIE IS HERE, HOPEFULLY NOT TO BE MURDERED BY THE SAME MAN"Cookie,Now a detective,Breaks the door"Oh GeE"pathfinder said
"I WoNdEr WhO KilLeD tHeM AlL?"sarcasm filled the air "iTs nOt lIke thEres oNlY onE mAn hEre" added the detective "iN tHiS EnTiRe RoOm"joined the murderer"you know what? lets add one more corpse to the collection" "Aw fuck"

|The air is polluted with slapping|

{We are stopping here for the moment to tell the viewers that everything that the both motherfuckers that said something here,what they say are not true,Abide the laws}


"im immortal!"said cookie who was lying on the ground "Defy physics once again,imma slap you until your dead"Rhymed Pathfinder as he slowly approached the dying cookie "whAT thE fuCk ARE yOU gONNa dO tO a CorPSe?"the dying corpse told him until...


|Stop slapping god damnit|

"Jokes on you im already dead"Said cookie "Have you ever heard of the legend?"Pathfinder grabbed a stick out of nowhere and pointed it to cookie "Of dying twice?"He then threw the stick towards cookie "bruh ive died literally like, what, 4 times?"She told as she dodged the stick being thrown to her "fite me" She added...What she didn't know is that Pathfinder is bout to make her regret saying those words  "Bet heads or tails" She said "Your not going to get slapped anymore"he said as he slowly walked to her "Or" he answered to her question

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"I choose or"He finally answered 
"Bruh...I was waiting all the time"she told him,facepalming because she had not realize that she already gave her answer"lmao"He told to her, Laughing as she made the mistake "Im banning lmao from your dictionary"She said"its too weird"She added"wait why?"Confusion was placed in Pathfinder's face,Why is it banned?


is this it? Is this the end of his tale?

"y-you..."he said quietly"YOU FOOL!"he screamed"YOU THOUGHT I ONLY HAD ONE DICTIONARY BUT IT WAS ME! THEASAURUS!"He pointed out"DIOCTIONARY!"She pointed out"Fuck!"she told herself as she got it wrong "YOU CANT BAN ME! NOR MY WORDS!"Pathfinder now stood on a cardboard box "JOKES ON YOU, uh fuck plot, uhhhhh,UHHHH,THE THEASAURUS ISN'T EVEN USED FOR WORDS!"She tried to counter"ITS FOR DINOSAURS!"Wait now that is just wro-

"JOKES ON YOU!YOUR A DOUGH NOW!"Screamed pathfinder as he grabs another stick out of nowhere "HOW DOES THAT CONNECT TO ANYTHING?!"Screamed cookie as she prepared to dodge the incoming throw"I DONT KNOW?"he told her"BUT YOUR A DOUGH NOW"He shouted as he threw the stick upwards


 

"JOKES ON YOU, IM A BREAD NOW!"The newly identified Bread has spoken "OH SHIT"He lost his balance on the cardboard box,resulting him to fall down "WHAT A PLOT TWIST!"she told him"DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO BREAD IN THIS SERVER?!"he asked him while trying to stand up

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And fails to do so

"THATS CONFIDENTIAL" Cookie told him  "DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?!"He tried to stand up from his position and succeeded at standing up "NOT ALLOWED TO BE VIEWED BY THE PUBLIC" she told Pathfinder while trying to find a way to get the stolen oven back where it belongs"OR ELSE ARRESTED FOR REVEALING TOO MUCH INFO"she added to her statement as she secretly tried to destroy the oven "DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING KNOW WHAT WE DO TO BREAD IN THIS SERVER?!"
He told her as he tried to stand on the cardboard box "I'D RATHER NOT" he heard he shout to him as he stood proudly on the box "IM THE OWNER! I CANT GET ARRESTED!"he shouted back,Continuing the conversation from earlier "EVEN THE OWNER HAS TO ABIDE BY THE L A W S"She told her, now showing off a police badge"FUCK LAWS!"He told her ,Now grabbing a carbon knife,"PRESIDENT OF AMERICA? FUCK YOU, FOLLOW THE L A W S"She told him back now grabbing a Rifle and pointing it at Pathfinder "THE POLICE ARE MY BITCHES!" He shouted

"DEMOCRACY!"She screamed

"MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS COMMUNISM!"He shouted

"THAT'S IT! YOU KNOW WHAT!?! im not going to slap you anymore"Said pathfinder

"Crisis averted"Cookie told herself Happy with evading on what may possibly her death was a blessing "Hey bread..."Pathfinder called out to her but she didn't respond...probably focused on her blessing "hey bread you know what?"He called out again this time receiving a response "What?" 

|THE NOISE OF SOMEONE PUNCHING FILLS THE ALREADY POLLUTED AIR|

"FUCK THE LAWS!"He said "AW FUCK"she shouted,Now lying on the floor with her last breath "FUCK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND"He sang as he leapt in victory "guess its time to retire" she told him as she got up...Hold up how?!"yes!....wait retire from what?"He asked her...Stopping completely on his tracks...She pointed to him and said "BEING THE FBI! HAHA JOKES ON YOU, WE WERE COLLECTING EVIDENCE THE WHOLE TIME"


|And here is the reason why im not allowed to be the owner of a discord server"