Why, why did Flash have to call Peter 'penis' while in the building with the most powerful and protective people in Pter's life? And shoot, Happy was there, there was no way he was going to let that go. It could be worse, he could have said it in front of Loki, or worse, Tony.
"Excuse me?" Happy asked, showing emotion for the first time in front of the class.
"How does Parker have r he highest level here?! And more importantly, why does he have a higher one than me?!" Flash must have left his brain at school today, because now, Happy looked livid.
"Young man, we do not like bullies here, especially the avengers, so be nice or you'll be thrown back on the bus before the tour even starts, or, in Tony's words, something worse." Happy warned, clearly hold back from swearing like a sailor to the kid, which Peter was ever so great full for. Flash, now realizing the danger he had just put himself in, shut up, but still poured like a 3 year old.
Happy began the tour by telling them about the elavators. Wait. THE ELAVATORS! Peter totally forgot! He'd have to go through the personal elavator with Happy, and since Ned and MJ have a high, personal clearence, so would they.
Once Happy stopped talking, Mr. Harris led the class to the the regular elavator. Ned and MJ started walking too, but Peter just grabbed their arms, much to Ned's confusion and MJ'S emotionless stare.
"People with higher clearence have to go through the personal elavator." Peter explained as he dragged them there. And Ned has stars in his eyes, once again.
"Oh yeah, we'll be talking about that later." MJ said, as had a dark look in her eyes, not dark like when Flash picks on Peter, but dark. She doesn't like thing to be kept from her, and Peter knew that she, Natasha, and Pepper would make a great team. They would keep the idiots they assigned themselves to out of trouble. For Natasha that was Clint, Pepper had Tony, and MJ would, of course, have Peter.
As they got in the elavator, MJ started grilling.
"Ok, so why do Ned and I have such high clearence? And why did Friday say part of the avengers were going to meet with us?" Ned, being too starstruck, just nodded with her.
"I mentioned you guys to the avengers and they all want to meet you, but Bruce really wanted to meet with Ned, and Nat and Pepper really wanted to meet with you. Since Aunt May is my only family you guys are also considered family, but because two avengers want to meet with you you get a higher clearence level.." Peter made up the last part. He didn't want MJ to know that he had just asked them too. They had made fun of him plenty, knowing that he liked her.
"So I get to meet Bruce Banner?!" Ned finally got out.
"After the tour is over you three are staying, we already discussed it with your guardians, you'll meet with them then." Happy answered for Peter.
"AWESOME! PETER WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!" Ned shouted, which Peter winced too.
"Surprise?" Peter offered, but they just gave him an unimpressed look.
"Look, you'll get to meet Clint and Sam in a few minutes, so at least you get that." He had said, hoping to get the stars back, he succeeded. Right when Ned was about to say something the elavator dinged, indicating that they were there. Mr. Harris marched over to the four with an angry look on his face while Flash was snickering behind him.
"Peter, Ned, and MJ, why did you think it was a good idea to sneak into the personal level! When we get back, detention for the three of you!" Mr. Harris had almost yelled. Happy stepped up.
"Actually, they are not allowed to use the regular elavator with high clearence, also, they are staying here after the tour, we already talked to their guardians." He said, leaving the teacher speachless, so they just continue. Happy took them to the intern lab first.
"I bet you know everyone here, Penis, seeing as you have an internship. And don't think I fell for that stupid prank, I know you hacked it, and once they find out you'll be banned from here, maybe even expelled." Flash almost growled in Peter's ear. Peter wasn't threatened at all, especially not when he saw metal out of the corner of his eye. Wait. METAL?! Peter whipped his head around, but there was no metal anymore, but he could still feel the presence of the deadly assassin that you could only feel if you knew him.
"Peter!" He heard being yelled. Peter looked back to the lab to see Clint and Sam running towards him, covered with green paint. Once they got to him, everyone was staring.
"Peter, code yellow." Clint told him, and Peter froze. Code yellow, prank war. Why did they have to do it today?!
" We're split into 3 groups right now," Sam told him,"There's Thor, Bucky, Bruce, and Scott. Steve, Tony, T'challa, and Rodey. And there's Clint, me, Natasha and Loki will only join if you do. So can you please join us." He pleaded. Literally putting his hands together in a praying way.
"You said Nat's on your side?"
"Yes."
"I'm in. But can Ned and MJ join in too? They can choose their own sides too." Peter asked and they two agreed. Ned just, froze. He literally froze. MJ still was expressionless as ever.
"WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK!?" Flash yelled from the silence. "What did you pay them, Penis?!" At this, Clint and Sam's eyes were no longer war, their eyes look as though they were facing their greatest enemy. They had the look that said, run, and hope I don't find you.
"What, did you just say?" Sam asked slowly, as if daring him to answer. But Flash froze, realizing what he just said in front of two avengers who clearly cared about Peter. Peter looked to Happy for help, but he felt betrayal as he saw a hint of a smile of his lips.
"Well?" Clint asked, irritated.
"I-it was a joke! P-peter and I are actually b-best friends." Flash said, obviously terrified.
"Nice try, we all know who his friends are, and. You. Aren't." Clint growled. Peter was thinking one thing at that moment. Where did the freaking paint go?! Oh, also that Flash needed. To. Run.
"Whoah, guys, guys! It's fine, really. It doesn't bother me!" Peter said, stepping in front of Flash. Where was the teacher when you needed him?!
"Peter, this is not fine! How long has this jerk been picking on you?!" Sam yelled, but his eyes soften at Peter.
"Not long." He easily said. This was a life or death situation, and he wanted to lie. Even Natasha and Bucky would have believed it.
"Well, then let this be a warning. Next time you try to pick on Peter, or anyone else, you won't be seeing your graduation." Clint warned, his assassin voice coming in. Flash just nodded very fast. And so, everyone decided it was better to ignore the two angry avengers and just walk around, so they did as Flash ran over to his goons. When Peter faced them again, they were smiling again.
"Alright so Ned and MJ, was it?" Clint asked his friends. MJ just nodded while Ned looked like he was about to pass out.
"YES, hi! I'm Ned! And that was awesome! Peter wouldn't stand up for himself and Flash nor the teacher would listen to either of us, so thank you so much for that!" Ned said, very fast, but they heard it.
"Yeah, and we'll be talking about that later, but that's Tony's job. So, whose side do you guys choose?" Clint asked, while giving Peter a pointed look. Ned chose whichever Bruce was on, and MJ took their side. She was smart.
After about 20 minutes the two of them left, but not before telling Peter that he'd be watched. Which he already knew, Bucky's presence never left. Happy moved on wig the tour to the staff's lab, and Flash still seemed to have never learnt his lesson.
"Don't think I fell for that, Parker. What did you pay them? Did you threaten them somehow? Looks like you'll be going to jail by the end of this tour." Flash said with a smirk. Just then, Peter's spider senses went off, but it wasn't a threat, at least, not to him. A giant show crossed over him, and Flash looked as though he's seen a ghost. Oh boy, who is it this time?
"Didn't you already get warned by Clint and Sam?" The voice growled.
Oh no, one of the worst to run into.
Flash better RUN.