"Black Widow! Hi!" Peter exclaimed, knowing that saying her real name in front of Flash would surely not go OK with him. Natasha, however, frowned at this.
"Peter, what the hell is this? How long has this been going on?" She asked, clearly pissed at Flash for messing with Peter.
"Uh, well-"
"Holy shit you're the Black Widow!" Flash shouted, it was amazing that no one noticed her yet. Natasha only glared at him with the same glare she uses on missions.
"I am,  and you are walking on dangerous territory. Pick on Peter one more time, and getting out of this tour will be the least of your worries." Natasha growled, teeth bearing. Once again, Flash was as pail as the dead, which he would be if he didn't leave. Luckily, he had some part of his brain with him, so he ran away the moment Natasha glared her teeth.
"Peter! The Black Widow is about to show us how to use knives! Come on!" Ned came running towards Peter, somehow not seeing Natasha.
"Uh, Ned." Peter gestured to a very amused Natasha. Ned then noticed her, and nearly had a heart attack. He froze again.
"Hey loser, come on, didn't Ned tell you?" MJ then walked over, and stopped midway. Natasha smiled at her.
"Hello, you must be MJ. Peter talks about you a lot." Natasha greeted, holding a hand out to her. MJ took it without hesitation, and you'd have to know her very well to see the surprised look on her seemingly blank face. Those two would get along just fine.
After they talked for a bit, they all had to go to the presentation, Ned still frozen.
"Hello, everyone. As I'm sure you all know, I'm the Black Widow. And today I will be teaching you the one thing Tony somehow convinced the school to let me teach you, how to throw knives at the right target. Bucky? If you could." Natasha introduced as Bucky walked in out of nowhere. He took a knife out of his pocket he lined himself up with a dummy, and threw it at the head. Everyone oohed and awed, Peter just rolled his eyes. Bucky could do that blindfolded, running , and with one arm. He would know, he's seen it.
As Natasha and Bucky taught everyone how to throw the knife at the right target, Mr. Harris walked up to Peter.
"Mr. Parker, Mr. Thompson was just telling me that you've been disturbing the tour and was making threats to him, this is your one, and final warning, or it's back to the bus." Mr. Harris practically growled at him! What the heck! What happened to innocent until proven guilty? Peter knew there was no point in arguing, so he just nodded, indicating that he understood. Natasha was eying them when Happy announced it was time to move on. Before they did though, Peter talked to Bucky
"Do you have to keep following me everywhere?" He asked, making a point to keep his voice low.
"You keep the target a secret, so until you stop that, yes." Bucky said, crossing his arms and his face showing no regret or sympathy. Peter just sighed and shook his head, knowing that at some point, Flash would be having a talk with Bucky, if Mr. Stark didn't murder him first.
Peter and his class continued. Now, who was next again? Judging by Happy's look, this wasn't going to be a fun one for Peter. He at least hoped the prank war would be out of this, yeah, they always left civilizations out of prank wars. Suddenly, his spider senses told him to hold up his right hand, so he did, and he caught... a shield. Oh no.
"Thanks Peter!" A voice yelled, and a bunch of heads snapped towards the one and only, Captin America, with Bruce Banner behind him.
"Uh, yeah, sure St- Captin." This wasn't happening this wasn't happening this wasn't happening! Steve frowned at this as he took the shield. Before he could say anything, Bruce started to talk about some of the things in this lab. Once he was done, he said people could ask questions from him or Steve. Almost every hand went up. And, because the universe was against Peter today, Steve picked on Flash.
"Penis Parker over here keeps saying he has an internship here, even though he's in high school, but that can't be true right? I mean, he's not even smart!" Flash snarled. Suddenly, Bruce's neck started to turn green as he started to run out of the room, but everyone saw that he had an angry face rather than a panicked face. Steve had his own Stern face, trying trying to keep himself from showing his anger, but Peter could still see it.
"Son, I don't like bullies. And yes, he does in fact have an internship here, smarter than most of the avengers even, no matter how much he'll deny it." Steve all but growled as he crossed his arms, a deadly look in his eyes. Peter just face palmed as the littlest of red tinted on his cheeks, meanwhile Flash's color drained from his face, but he sneered at Peter whenever Steve wasn't looking. He kept answering questions, no one dared ask about Peter again, until Ned gained every confidence in his body.
"You said Peter was smarter than most avengers, would you say he's either as smart as Tony Stark or even smarter?" Ned asked. Steve smiled, knowing it was Ned.
"Well, I am inclined to say he's not in the building, but even Tony will admit Peter's smarter than him in most things. Don't tell him I said that though, if he finds out it came from me he'll deny it for a week. And don't ask Peter this, he'll deny it for as long as he lives." Steve chuckled, and as for MJ? She. Freaking. Snickered. Those traitors. Peter just sunk in his seat, wishing that he could murge with it. Other than that, the room went silent for a minute until Happy, being his only ally left, saved him and announced that it was time to move on.
In the hallway, Peter could hear people whispering about it. Why did Steve say that, why did Ned ASK that?! Wait, who was next? Oh God, please don't let it be Loki! He and Tony are the worst people to know about Flash!
"Alright, for lunch we'll be in the intern cafeteria." Happy announced. Oh thank God, he gets a break!
At lunch, Flash still sent death looks at him. Peter just bit into his apple as Ned and MJ just snickered. But then, they stopped. Did they finally think Peter deserved a break today? But all that went flying out the window as two trays Sat next him. Oh boy, who is it this time?
"Hello, Peter!" A voice said sweetly. Oh thank God, Peter thought as he face the one person he knew wouldn't embarrass him or kill anyone.
"Hi, Wanda!" Peter said with a smile as he faced the smiling witch.
"What am I, chop liver?" A voice jokingly asked next to Wanda. Peter smiled, another person who wouldn't kill, but might embarrass him.
"Hi, Scott!" He greeted. Said man smiled back at him. Luckily, no one saw them, yet. They smiled at Ned and MJ.
"Hi, you must be Ned and MJ. Peter's told us so much about you two." Scott greeted. Ned was speechless as he waved. MJ just nodded at them with a blank expression.
"How is she intimating when she's just nodding?" Scott whispered to Peter in question. Wanda just snickered as Peter shrugged. Suddenly, another tray slammed across from Peter. An angry Flash greeted him.
"Alright, Penis! How the hell did you get the avengers to pretend to know you! There's no way you could actually know them. And there's definitely no way you could be smarter than Tony Stark! So start talking or you're dead." Flash sneered. Did he not see Wanda and Scott. Well, at least he know that they leave it alo-
"Excuse me?!" Well, that went straight out the window. When Flash faced who dare to speak up, he froze.
"Just who do you think you are!" Scott yelled. Now people were watching.
"Did you just threaten Peter?!" Wanda growled, her eyes turning red.
"I-I-"
"Even if he isn't smarter than Tony, which he is in most cases no offense to Tony, at least we know be's smarter than you." Scott growled, glaring at the boy.
"And if you ever threaten him again, being proven wrong will be the least of your worries." Wanda growled, her eyes fully red by now as Flash ran from the table and back to his goons. Luckily, everyone was smart enough to just ignore what happened and go back to eating and talking, though some were whispering about it. Wanda and Scott however, no such luck.
"Peter." Was all Wanda said, and Peter knew he would have to explain.
"Okay, so Flash has be bullying me for a little while, but it's not that bad! And he only just started not too long ago!" Peter explained, but MJ, being to backstabber she it, chimed in.
"Actually, he's been bullying him since middle school." Peter glared at MJ.
"What!" Wanda and Scott yelled simultaneously.
"Peter, why didn't you tell us?!" Wanda demanded. Peter sighed, knowing he wasn't getting out of this.
"Because I knew you guys would freak and half of you would want to kill him and the other half would scold him. And even if you did get him to stop he would just bully some other kid. I can take it, some other kid might not." He explained and Wanda and Scott's expressions softened.
"Peter, you really need to stop with the self-sacrifice thing. That's one of the few things that Noth you and Tony are dumb in. We care about you, Peter. And we will take care of this, and if he does bully someone else let us know." Wanda told him softly, and Scott hummed in agreement. Peter smiled.
"Thanks, guys." After talking for another ten minutes, Happy announced it was time to move on. Wanda and Scott said their goodbyes to the three as they moved to the next room. Now, who was next again?
"HELLO, MIGARDIANS!" Oh, Lord have mercy.