Why would this affect me, because I feel like everything is being taken away from me, and Waluigi was the only thing bringing my spirit up, and yet again, Sakurai failed us. Now, people are fighting, Sakurai was getting harassed, and a lot of other things are happening. It's time I tell you my number one reason I like him, his relatability. I mean, how similar are we, you'd be very suprised.

So, first up, how my life, I think of the Mushroom Kingdom as the U.S.A., always thought that, and always will. It looked like it is a continent based of of SMO, so I'll keep it like this. The school to me are the spin-off games, since that's the only thing we've seen Waluigi be at. I imagine the classmates being Mario characters. Mario is Noah Seigal, once I thought he was a jerk, but it turns out he's very nice and a cool guy, and responsible. Luigi is Reikin Reynolds,we have a weird relationship. We fight sometimes, sometimes get along, it's weird. Peach is Noahs girlfriend, Keirstan Campbell, she's alright, she isn't a jerk, doesn't really talk to me, but she is nice. Daisy is Lillian Forward, at first, I thought it was me and her, but I realized that she was just a bratty little girl, that hates me, and now, she is always getting on my nerves. Bowser is Devin, which you know about him, Bowser Jr. is Chandler, and the koppalings are the other jerks and enemies of the Mushroom Kingdom. Wario is an old friend of mine, Kaleb Lounsberry. He's disguting, doesn't have manners, and he's a jerk at times. He's moved, so that's good for me. I have 4 friends at school, Noah Campbell, Dakota Thompas, Tyler Cayton, and my best friend at school, Brandon Studley. So I would say they could be Jimmy T., Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and Lanky Kong. It seems like that the Kongs are great friends with Wario and Waluigi since they were in their baseball team, and played golf with them. Since Jimmy T. dances and are friends with Wario, I think it's obvious they'd be great friends. Yoshi I would say be Braydan, loves fruit, and is a nice guy at times. Birdo would be his girlfriend, whoever she is. XD Toad is Eathan, he's eh, good guy, doesn't really care about me, and that makes us even I guess. Toadette would be his girlfriend, whoever she is. XD Waluigi is me, a little mistroubled, misunderstood, mocked by the stupid "tiff" guy that cried on the bus because someone wrapped his arm around his neck, and punched him in the face for picking on the small kids, including my cousin. He finally got what he deserved, and the guy that did it doesn't like attention, a very selfless man, so I won't say his name.

It's just a game with me when it comes to Devin and his Minions, they're the worst out of anyone, but Lillian and Riekin are kind of annoying at times. Rosalina... I have no idea. Trying to find my Rosalina is very hard, and it's annoying. Without her, I won't be able to accomplish anything I want to do. I think Waluigi is the same kind of person. I have done bad things because of this harassment I get from the school, and Waluigi has done bad things because of the kingdom, It's just very similar. I even love playing sports, one of my favorites being Soccer. I'm really good at it, and so is Waluigi. What's even weirder is that our appearance is similar too. I'm very lanky and skinny, so skinny, that you can see my ribs. I weigh 140 lb, and I'm still growing, and about to go over my dad, my mom's side of the family. I swear, if I am 6.8, I'll be very weirded out, cause that is Waluigi's height.

Just like Waluigi, it seems that animals are the only thing that will accept me no matter what. When I see Waluigi not succeed, I see it as me not succeeding, and that is frustrating. It sucks that Nintendo won't respect him like us, because it's like telling me that I can't succeed in life, and that I'll always be stuck being mocked at, and made fun of, and I just hope that I can find my Rosalina, whoever she is, which is another reason I'm depressed, which will be the last one. I'll see you later Koopas.