Dear Haters,

We are the Hufflepuffs and we don't really care if you like us or not. If you do, yay! Come join our happy family and eat cookies. If you don't like us, we don't care. Good for you. We won't start a fight. But if you mess with our friends, we mess with you.

Much love,
The badgers

P.S. Please make your decision soon, before we eat all of the cookies.